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Can I Increase Your Odds?

I know two people who have won the lottery, and another person who's won a big 7 figure progressive slot jackpot. This obviously means that knowing me increases your chances of winning a fortune. I'm hoping someone I know wins that $640 million prize tonight, and hoping even more than it's someone I like.

There's a Reason It's Called The Cloud, and not The Rock or The Safe

As more stuff goes into this poorly understood system called "the cloud", be sure you know how to back up your own stuff on a regular basis. Never send into "the cloud" anything that you don't have your own copy of, unless the permanent loss of that information would be no big deal for you. Clouds are, by their nature, transient. They disappear without warning. They do stuff from time to time that you wouldn't expect.

Back up all your stuff that's in the Cloud.

You can export your whole set of Facebook data by following these instructions:

1. Click on the triangle for the drop menu at the top right side of your Facebook home page.
2. Click on "Account settings" (or just go to https://www.facebook.com/settings)
3. Click the link that says "Download a copy of your Facebook data."
4. Click "Start my Archive"
5. Click "Start my Archive" (again)
6. Wait for the email from Facebook.
7. Download the zip file with all your data.

For Google stuff, go to the Data Liberation Front and follow the instructions at:

http://www.dataliberation.org/takeout-products.

This Movie Scared the Tar Out of Me When I Was Little

War of the Gargantuas. You can now get it on DVD.

 

It's a lot less scary to me now.

My Super Bowl 46 Rooting Interests

I still can't decide how to root this afternoon. Since I no longer have a home team, I have a formula I use that goes like this:

1. Is San Diego in the game? If yes, root for the Chargers. If no, move on to #2.
2. Is anyone I consider a friend playing? If yes, root for his team. If no, move on to #3.
3. Is Oakland in the game? If yes, root for the NFC champion. If no, move on to #4.
4. Is St. Louis in the game? If yes, root for the AFC champion (unless Oakland). If no, move on to #5.
5. Which team has the most Trojans? Root for that team. If a tie, proceed to #6.
6. Which team has the fewest Bruins? Root for that team. If a tie, proceed to #7.
7. Which team has the better Trojan? Root for that team. If there is no clear preference, proceed to #8.
8. Which team has the fewest Irish? Root for that team. If a tie, proceed to #9.
9. Does either team suck? If so, root for the other team. If neither team sucks, proceed to #10.
10. Which team is favored? Root for the underdog. If it's a pick-'em, proceed to #11.
11. Flip a coin.

This year, San Diego isn't in it, so I move to #2. I don't have anyone I consider a "friend" in the game, but there is a kid who went to school with my kids - Matthew Slater (Jackie's kid). If you asked Matthew who I was, he'd have no idea. Plus, the dude is a bRuin and a Servite Friar. I'd like to see a former Lancer win a Super Bowl ring, but I think I'll move on to #3 and just be happy that a former Lancer played in the Super Bowl. Neither Oakland nor St. Louis are there to root against, so I move on to most Trojans.

There are no Trojans suiting up this weekend, but Terrell Thomas is on the Giants roster. He tore his knee in the preseason and has been on the injured reserve list all year. Close enough.

Go Giants!

Your Final 2011 College Football Champions - The West Virginia Mountaineers

For the second time this season, the Clemson Tigers have lost possession of the college football championship belt.  This time, they leave West Virginia as the final champion of the 2011 season, and for a change, the belt will not be put at risk in the BCS Championship Game. It wasn't close. After building a first quarter lead, Clemson got outscored 56-16 in the final three quarters to lose the Orange Bowl by the shocking score of 70-33.

Since I've been following this method of crowning my own national champion, I've only posted when there was a new champion. Here is the history of my belt, awarded in accordance with the belt method:

• Texas took it from undisputed champion USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl.
• On September 9, 2006, #1 Ohio State gained the belt by defeating the #2 Texas Longhorns 24-7.
• On January 8, 2007, #2 Florida won the belt and the BCS by defeating the #1 Buckeyes 41-14.
• On September 29, 2007, the Auburn Tigers took the belt with a 20-17 win at #4 Florida.
• On October 20, 2007, #5 LSU obtained the belt from #18 Auburn with a 30-24 victory.
• On November 23, 2007, Arkansas took the title from #1 LSU with a 50-48 victory.
• On January 1, 2008, #7 Missouri took the belt away with a 38-7 win in the Cotton Bowl.
• On October 11, 2008, #3 Missouri lost the title to #17 Oklahoma State 28-23.
• On October 25, 2008, #1 Texas won back the belt by defeating #6 Oklahoma State 28-24.
• On November 1, 2008, #7 Texas Tech won the belt by defeating #1 Texas 39-33.
• On November 22, 2008, #5 Oklahoma took the belt by defeating #2 Texas Tech 65-21.
• On January 8, 2009, #2 Florida took the belt, and the BCS title, by beating the #1 Sooners 24-14.
• On December 5, 2009, Alabama won the belt (and later the BCS) by beating the Gators 32-13.
• On October 9, 2010, #19 South Carolina took the belt from #1 BCS champ Alabama 35-21.
• On October 16, 2010, Kentucky took the belt by defeating #10 South Carolina 31-28.
• On October 23, 2010, Georgia took the belt by winning at Kentucky, 44-31.
• On October 30, 2010, Florida took the belt by beating Georgia 34-31 in OT.
• On November 13, 2010,#23 South Carolina reclaimed the belt from #22 Florida 36-14.
• On December 4, 2010, #1 Auburn won Belt and BCS from #19 usc 56-17 in the SEC title game.
• On September 17, 2011, Clemson took it from #21 Auburn 38-24.
• On October 29, 2011, Georgia Tech tore it away from #5 Clemson, 31-14.
• On November 10, 2011, Virginia Tech took it from #20 Georgia Tech 37-26.
• On December 4, 2011, Clemson took it from VA Tech in the ACC title game, 38-10.
• On January 4, 2012, Qest Virginia took it in the Orange Bowl, 70-33.

West Virginia will defend the belt in its season opener at home against the Thundering Herd of Marshall on September 1.

Your New College Football Champions - The Clemson Tigers

For the second time this season, the Clemson Tigers are the owners of the college football championship belt.  This time, they got it in the ACC Championship Game, defeating the Virginia Tech Hokies by the comfortable margin of 38-10. They are headed to a BCS Bowl to be announced tomorrow night.

Since I've been following this method of crowning my own national champion, I've only posted when there was a new champion. Here is the history of my belt, awarded in accordance with the belt method:

• Texas took it from undisputed champion USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl.
• On September 9, 2006, #1 Ohio State gained the belt by defeating the #2 Texas Longhorns 24-7.
• On January 8, 2007, #2 Florida won the belt and the BCS by defeating the #1 Buckeyes 41-14.
• On September 29, 2007, the Auburn Tigers took the belt with a 20-17 win at #4 Florida.
• On October 20, 2007, #5 LSU obtained the belt from #18 Auburn with a 30-24 victory.
• On November 23, 2007, Arkansas took the title from #1 LSU with a 50-48 victory.
• On January 1, 2008, #7 Missouri took the belt away with a 38-7 win in the Cotton Bowl.
• On October 11, 2008, #3 Missouri lost the title to #17 Oklahoma State 28-23.
• On October 25, 2008, #1 Texas won back the belt by defeating #6 Oklahoma State 28-24.
• On November 1, 2008, #7 Texas Tech won the belt by defeating #1 Texas 39-33.
• On November 22, 2008, #5 Oklahoma took the belt by defeating #2 Texas Tech 65-21.
• On January 8, 2009, #2 Florida took the belt, and the BCS title, by beating the #1 Sooners 24-14.
• On December 5, 2009, Alabama won the belt (and later the BCS) by beating the Gators 32-13.
• On October 9, 2010, #19 South Carolina took the belt from #1 BCS champ Alabama 35-21.
• On October 16, 2010, Kentucky took the belt by defeating #10 South Carolina 31-28.
• On October 23, 2010, Georgia took the belt by winning at Kentucky, 44-31.
• On October 30, 2010, Florida took the belt by beating Georgia 34-31 in OT.
• On November 13, 2010,#23 South Carolina reclaimed the belt from #22 Florida 36-14.
• On December 4, 2010, #1 Auburn won Belt and BCS from #19 usc 56-17 in the SEC title game.
• On September 17, 2011, Clemson took it from #21 Auburn 38-24.
• On October 29, 2011, Georgia Tech tore it away from #5 Clemson, 31-14.
• On November 10, 2011, Virginia Tech took it from #20 Georgia Tech 37-26.
• On December 4, 2011, Clemson took it from VA Tech in the ACC title game, 38-10.

Clemson (10-3) will defend the belt in the Orange Bowl or Sugar Bowl.

My College Picks 2011: Week 14 Results

So I'm 3-2 on the week yet again, bringing me to 37-26-1 for the year. Pretty good if I do say so myself. Overall, I was only 5-6, bringing me to 115-110-5 on the year. The Boise State failure to cover burned my ass a bit because Boise wasted not one, but two trips into the red zone. Oh well. Here's how I did:

W *#22 West Virginia @ South Florida +2
L UCLA @ #8 Oregon -31½
W #24 Southern Miss v #7 Houston -13
L * Iowa St. @ #16 Kansas St. -10½
W * UNLV @ #18 TCU -38½
L Texas @ #19 Baylor -2½
W * #12 Georgia v #1 LSU -13½
L * New Mexico @ #9 Boise St. -48½
W #5 Virginia Tech v #21 Clemson +7
L #13 Oklahoma @ #3 Oklahoma St. -3
L #15 Wisconsin v #11 Michigan St. +9

This week, I was rooting, in order, for: Oregon, Southern Miss, Clemson, Oklahoma, Wisconsin and LSU to win, and a moral victory for New Mexico. Only Oklahoma and New Mexico failed me. Southern Miss and Clemson won memorable upsets. I'm looking forward to bowl season, which, for the first time in a while, will not feature a BCS Championship matchup that involves the team holding the College Football Championship Belt. That currently belongs to Clemson, which will be in a BCS bowl, just not the big one.

My College Football Picks, 2011 Week 14

Again this week I've gone through the schedule of ranked teams and checked the odds. Here are my picks for this weekend in the top 25 against the spread, as shown in bold. The five *bets I like are marked by an asterisk. See if your picks can beat mine.

Thursday, Dec 1
*#22 West Virginia @ South Florida +2

Friday, Dec 2
UCLA @ #8 Oregon -31½

Saturday, Dec 3
#24 Southern Miss v #7 Houston -13
* Iowa St. @ #16 Kansas St. -10½
* UNLV @ #18 TCU -38½
Texas @ #19 Baylor -2½
* #12 Georgia v #1 LSU -13½
* New Mexico @ #9 Boise St. -48½
#5 Virginia Tech v #21 Clemson +7
#13 Oklahoma @ #3 Oklahoma St. -3
#15 Wisconsin v #11 Michigan St. +9

This week, I am rooting, in order, for: Oregon, Southern Miss, Clemson, Oklahoma, Wisconsin and LSU to win, and a moral victory for New Mexico.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/odds

My 2011 Bottom 10 After Week 13

Florida Atlantic got its first win of the season. This means Tulane now has the nation's longest losing streak. It also drops Akron to the "top" of the rankings. Akron's season was so bad, they fired their coach over the phone, even though the guy was on his way to bury his mother. Indiana comes in at second, the only AQ conference team to go winless against the FBS. Amazingly, 6 of these teams still have action left, and three of them are going to get clobbered like a Bruin at the Coliseum. We now have three 11-game losers. Here's how I see 'em this week:

1. Akron (1-11) [2] Beat only VMI. Final loss: Done
2. Indiana (1-11) [3] Beat only S.C. St. Worst AQ conference team. Final loss: Done
3. UNLV (2-9)* [4] Losses include New Mexico and S. Utah. Final loss: @ TCU
4. New Mexico (1-10)* [5] "Below" UNLV because of head-to-head. Final loss: @ Boise St.
5. Florida Atlantic (1-10) [1] Now owns FBS's 54th longest winning streak. Final loss: La-Monroe
6. Tulane (2-11) [8] Ten-game losing streak is nation's longest. Final loss: Done
7. Middle Tennessee St. (2-9) [6] 0-9 when scoring less than 38 points. Final loss: @ N. Texas
8. Idaho (2-9) [7] Only wins were San Jose and North Dakota. Final loss: @ Nevada
9. Kansas (2-10) [NR] Only team to go perfect 0-9 in conference. Final loss: Done
10. UCLA (6-6) [NR] Pac-12 South Division Champs lost 50-0 to USC. Final loss: Dignity.

Dropped up and out: Minnesota* [10] beat Illinois, Colorado [9] beat Utah,

Not far ahead: Maryland (2-10), Memphis (2-10), Ole Miss (2-10), Troy (3-8)

This week's crummy Game of the Weak: Lousiana-Monroe @ Florida Atlantic

This week's Blowouts of the Weak: New Mexico @ Boise State, UNLV @ TCU, UCLA @ Oregon

Dishonorable Mention: Western Kentucky*, Oregon St.*, Minnesota*

* lost to FCS team(s)

My 2011 College Football Top 25, Week 13

If I had an AP vote, here is what my ballot would look like after week 13, with last week's picks in brackets:

1. LSU [1]
2. Alabama [2]
3. Stanford [4]
4. Virginia Tech [5]
5. Oklahoma State [6]
6. USC [7]
7. Oregon [8]
8. Arkansas [3]
9. Houston [9]
10. Boise State [10]
11. Michigan State [11]
12. South Carolina [12]
13. Wisconsin [13]
14. Georgia [14]
15. Oklahoma [15]
16. Kansas State [16]
17. Michigan [17]
18. TCU [19]
19. Baylor [20]
20. West Virginia [22]
21. Nebraska [25]
22. Clemson [18]
23. Florida State [NR]
24. Southern Miss [NR]
25. Texas [NR]

Dropped out: Penn State [21], Virginia [23], Georgia Tech [24]

I almost went with: Cincinnati

I knew it! Notre Dame

I blew it! Arkansas

I think the AP is overrating these: Houston, Georgia

I can't believe anyone gave votes this week to: Notre Dame, Louisville

 

My College Picks 2011: Week 13 Results

So I'm 3-2 on the week again, and 34-24-1 for the year. Overall, I was 9-7, bringing me to 110-104-5 on the year. I didn't bet on USC because I thought it would be a two or three touchdown game, and 14½ is a lot of points to give in a real money wager in a rivalry game. I should have bet my retirement on it, though. Here's how I did:

W * Iowa @ #22 Nebraska -9½
L #8 Houston @ Tulsa +3½
L * #3 Arkansas @ #1 LSU -12
L Ohio St. @ #17 Michigan -7½
W #13 Georgia @ Georgia Tech +5½
W #11 Michigan St. @ Northwestern +6
W Iowa St. @ #12 Oklahoma -28½
L Wyoming @ #7 Boise St. -33
L Oregon St. @ #9 Oregon -27½
L #2 Alabama @ Auburn +21
W * #20 Penn St. @ #15 Wisconsin -14½
L * #6 Virginia Tech @ Virginia +4
W Texas Tech @ #21 Baylor -13
W #18 Clemson @ #14 South Carolina -4
W * #22 Notre Dame @ #4 Stanford -7
W UCLA @ #10 USC -14½

In unranked USC opponent play, I was awful:
L Colorado @ Utah -22
L Cal @ Arizona St. -6
L Cincinnati @ Syracuse -2
W Illinois @ Minnesota +10½
L Louisiana-Lafayette @ Arizona -13½
L Washington St. @ Washington -8½

My rooting interests did pretty good. USC, Stanford and Wisconsin won. Thus, USC fans got their Perfect Day and Penn State will not darken the inaugural Big Ten Championship Game. Tulsa, Wyoming, Virginia, Auburn and Arkansas missed their upset bids. Arkansas was up 14-0, so I had a 26 point lead on the spread. Got stomped. Utah and Arizona State stunk up their home fields, sending UCLA to the Pac-12 Championship Game, which, if they lose, will drop them to 6-7 and out of bowl contention.

Troy Week 2011 - Game Day! Your USC-UCLA Rooting Guide

It's time for the "City Championship", the "Bell Bowl", the "Crosstown Showdown" and the 79th game of the famous crosstown rivalry. We're heading to the Coliseum early. The tailgating begins at 9:00 a.m. Kickoff on FSN Sports starting at 7:00 p.m. The game will also be heard on ESPN Radio and locally on AM 710 KSPN, AM 570 (KLAC) and the Bruin Radio Network broadcasts for the Bruins. Parking might be sixty to eighty bucks near the stadium. We'll park early.

Game Promotions: USC’s 23 senior football players will be saluted prior to the game as they run onto the field through the Heritage Tunnel (comprised of former Trojans)…USC head coach Lane Kiffin is hosting the Kiff’s Kids toy drive to benefit children from the local community (fans are encouraged to bring a toy or unwrapped gift to collection boxes set up around the Coliseum)…Former USC Olympians Inger Miller (track, 1996 and 2000), James Gilkes (track, 1976) and Jack Beckner (gymnastics, 1952, 1956 and 1960) will be saluted on the field as part of USC’s “Cardinal and Gold Medal Heritage” yearlong celebration…2012 USC Athletic Hall of Fame inductees Tony Boselli (football), Clarence Davis (football) and Bob Hughes (water polo, swimming) will be honored on the field…USC’s team physicians will be honored on the field as well

Senior Day: USC’s 23 seniors (including some redshirt juniors who do not plan on returning in 2012) playing in their final home game in the Coliseum are: LB Augusto Alonso, CB Taylor Ashton, WR Robbie Boyer, WR Brandon Carswell, DE Eric Childs, OG Martin Coleman, FB-LB Ross Cumming, WR Nic Curry, FB-TE Rhett Ellison, LB Chris Galippo, DT Tyler Grady, DT DaJohn Harris, LB Shane Horton, CB Sean Jackson, S Marshall Jones, DT Zack Kusnir, CB Allen Noble, SNP Chris Pousson, CB Boomer Roepke, S Cody Romness, DT Christian Tupou, TB Marc Tyler and OT Peter Yobo. As is tradition, they will be introduced individually prior to kickoff by running onto the field through the Heritage Tunnel (comprised of former Trojan players). Also potentially playing their last game as Trojans: draft-eligible underclassmen such as QB Matt Barkley, OT Matt Kalil, DE Nick Perry and S T.J. McDonald.

Things to Do Before The Game: Would you like to see USC's Heisman Trophies? Then check out Heritage Hall before the game. Then you can stop by to see Tommy Trojan, before kicking the flagpoles across from the Rose Garden. FanFest will be set up between the Figueroa and the peristyle entrance

Up-To-The-Minute Weather: You can check the latest forecast here.

Up-To-The-Minute Odds: The line opened at 14½ then moved to 16½, where it now sits. The over/under is 57½.

USC's Injury Update: POSSIBLE: LB Dion Bailey (ankle), S Drew McAllister (ankle), LB Lamar Dawson (ankle).
QUESTIONABLE: CB Torin Harris (shoulder).
OUT: CB Anthony Brown (ankle), TE Christian Thomas (hip), LB Marquis Simmons (neck), C Abe Markowitz (foot), CB Brian Baucham (ineligible), DT Armond Armstead (medical), TE Junior Pomee (foot), DE-FB Charles Burks (knee), OG Giovanni Di Poalo (shoulder), S Patrick Hall (knee), WR Cody Gifford (ankle), OG-C John Katnik (shoulder).

Fight Songs - UCLA:

"Sons of Westwood" (played after a good play)

We are Sons of Westwood
And we hail to Blue and Gold
True to thee our hearts will be
Our love will not grow old,
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Bruins roam the hills of Westwood
By the blue Pacific shores
And if we chance to see
A man from USC
Every Bruin starts to roar.
U...C...L...A...
UCLA, fight, fight, fight!

"Mighty Bruins" (played after a score)

We are the mighty Bruins
The best team in the west!
We're fighting on to victory
To conquer all the rest.
We are the mighty Bruins,
Triumphant ever more,
And you can hear
From far and near
The mighty Bruins roar!

Fight Songs - USC:

"FIGHT ON!" (after first downs and touchdowns)

Fight On for ol’ SC
Our men Fight On to victory.
Our Alma Mater dear,
looks up to you
Fight On and win
For ol’ SC
Fight On to victory
Fight On!

During World War II, an American task force attacked an island held by the Japanese and blasted "Fight On" from the deck of one of the transports to improve moral.

"ALL HAIL"

All hail to Alma Mater,
To thy glory we sing;
All hail to Southern California,
Loud let thy praises ring;
Where Western sky meets Western sea
Our college stands in majesty.
Sing our love to Alma Mater,
Hail, all hail to thee.

TRIBUTE TO TROY: this stanza of pounding drums and blaring horns is played when the band takes the field and again after every defensive stop.

CONQUEST: This battle cry, from Alfred Newman's score to the 1947 film "Captain from Castile," has been played after every USC score and victory since the Trojans adopted it in 1950.

FANFARE: This introduction to Tribute To Troy is played when the band takes the field.

OTHERS: 'All Right Now' is played after USC gets a turnover.  The 'William Tell Overture' is played at the start of the fourth quarter for the lighting of the Olympic Torch.  "The Emperor's Theme" from Star Wars is played when USC is flagged for a major penalty.

TUSK: If you don't go to USC, and never have, you might think that the lyrics to Fleetwood Mac's hit song "Tusk" go like this:

Why don't you ask him if he's going to stay?
Why don't you ask him if he's going away?
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
Why don't you ask him what's going on?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk!

Not so. The lyrics are actually as follows:

Why don't you ask him if he's going to stay?
Why don't you ask him if he's going away?
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
Why don't you ask him what's going on?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
U-C-L-A sucks!
Just tell me that you want me!
Tusk!
U-C-L-A sucks!
Just say that you love me!
Tusk! Tusk!
U-C-L-A sucks!
Tusk!
U-C-L-A sucks!
Tusk!
U-C-L-A sucks!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
U-C-L-A sucks!
Tusk!

It looks odd on paper, but it sounds great in a stadium. Basically, you mumble or skip all the parts that are not U-C-L-A sucks! Those parts, you scream at the top of your lungs.

Bowl Scenarios: If the Bruins lose, they will be 6-6, and facing a possible "Rose Bowl or Bust" scenario, where a win next Friday in the inaugural Pac-12 Championship Game will send them to the Rose Bowl, but a loss would leave them at 6-7, and ineligible for any bowl bid unless they get a waiver from the NCAA, or there are not enough bowl eligible 6-6 teams to fill the 70 bowl spots. There are currently 69 teams with 6 wins or more, including UCLA. Two of those teams - USC and Miami, will not play in a bowl game this year. In addition, two pairs of 5-6 teams meet next week, with the winners getting to 6 wins.

Insert your own punchline.

 

 

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Finally, here's your official Coliseum Game Day Guide. You can also download the USC Game Day app, available for iPhone or Android phones.

Coliseum Fan Guide:

Directions:  From the North - Take the 110 Freeway south, exit Exposition Blvd., turn left on Flower St., follow the directional signs to Coliseum and parking.  From the South - Take the 110 Freeway north, exit Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., turn left on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., follow directional signs to Coliseum and parking.  From the East - Take the 10 Freeway west, exit Los Angeles St., turn left on Broadway St. or Hill St., follow directional signs to Coliseum and parking. From the West - Take the 10 Freeway east, exit Hoover St. and turn right, turn left on Jefferson St., turn right on Figueroa St., continue past campus and follow directional signs to Coliseum and parking.

Parking - General parking is extremely limited around the Coliseum on Game Days. There are many different lots to choose from that are not directly located on Coliseum property, but are within a comfortable walking distance. Lots in close proximity of the Coliseum include: USC Campus Parking: USC owned parking structures PSA, PSB, PSD, PSX - $20, PS1, PS2 - $25, USC Parking Center (with shuttle to Coliseum) - $20. Coliseum Parking: All Coliseum parking lots will open at approximately 9:30 a.m. The only General Public parking lot available is on the South Lawn of the Natural History Museum. To access the South Lawn, enter on Menlo Ave. and Exposition Blvd. All other lots are reserved for USC Athletic Department Donors. Rate information can be checked here. For updates and additional Coliseum parking information please call Classic Parking at (213) 749-5654 or follow @USCParking on Twitter.

Heritage Hall - Home to the USC Athletic Department, Heritage Hall houses six of the seven Heisman trophies (Mike Garrett's is on loan to the College Football Hall of Fame), the 2004 Football National Championship trophy, all retired football jerseys, the Lexus Gauntlet, as well as numerous awards and trophies representing all USC student athletes from past years.

Tailgating - Tailgating is permitted on Game Days, both on campus or in the parking lots. There are some rules that you must abide by, including: you may not occupy adjacent parking spaces for your tailgate.

Trojan Walk - Two hours prior to kickoff, the team arrives at the east end of Christmas Tree Lane and walks into the Coliseum through the Peristyle. Yellow ropes will be set up to guide the team into the Coliseum. Please do not cross the ropes once they are in place and please obey any request from USC staff or security while attending the Trojan Walk.

Merchandise - Official USC merchandise can be found in various areas on campus and on the Coliseum grounds during Game Day. There are merchandise stands set up on campus along Trousdale Parkway, one outside Coliseum Gate 1 on the southeast end of the stadium, and one on the west end of the Trojan Fan Fest. Also, there are merchandise stands inside the Coliseum gates, throughout the concourse.

Bookstore - The USC Bookstore is located in the center of campus just south of Tommy Trojan. On the second floor, you can find officially licensed USC products, Team Trojan merchandise, and Nike game jerseys.

Trojan Fan Fest - The Trojan Fan Fest opens 4 hours prior to kickoff of every home game. There are inflatable games for the kids and free giveaways for fans.

Ticket Policy - A USC Football ticket holder is restricted to seating in the location that appears on the tickets and agrees to abide by stadium and University policies, as well as City, State, and Federal laws. USC reserves the right to revoke tickets by refund of purchase.

Will-Call Booths - The general will-call booth is located outside Gate 4. Will-call opens 3 hours prior to kick-off and will remain open until the end of the 1st quarter. At the end of the 1st quarter, general will-call tickets will be moved to Gate 33 at the player will-call area. Picture identification is required for ticket pick-up.

Coliseum Entry Gates - You may enter the Coliseum through Gates 1, 4, 11, 16, 19, 23, and 28A up to 2 hours prior to kickoff. Gate 28 is for student entrance only with a valid student ID and the purchase of a Spirit Activity Card.

Coliseum Stadium Policies - Per the request of the Los Angeles Police Department, no re-entry privileges will be given to any ticket holder. The Coliseum and USC Game Management has the authority to prohibit any items deemed a security risk. Patrons will be required to discard or return such items to their vehicles or residence. Non-reusable sealed water bottles will be allowed into the stadium.

Customer Service - The Coliseum Office is located on the east end of the stadium, just south of the Olympic torch, directly below the stadium temperature gauge. The office can be reached at (213) 747-7111.

Game Management Office - Located in the east end of the stadium, just north of the Olympic torch, directly below the Stadium Clock, in the North Office.

First Aid - The Coliseum hospital is located on the Concourse level (Row 68), across from tunnel 6. Roaming First Aid teams are located at the Tunnels on the north, south, west, and east sides of the stadium. Please contact the nearest usher or security officer if medical attention is needed.

Lost and Found - Located in the Coliseum office. Found items may be given to any usher in your section who will turn them into the office. For more information please call (213) 747-1111, weekdays 8:30am - 4:30pm.

Restrooms - Located immediately inside the Coliseum gates at Tunnels 19-20 and 26-27 (on the north side), adjacent to Tunnels 2-3 and 9-10 (on the south side), and Tunnels 13-14 (on the west side). Restrooms are also located throughout the Concourse level (Row 68). Outside the Coliseum gates, a permanent restroom is located at Gate 4. Portable restrooms can be found around the Trojan Fan Fest and in various locations throughout Exposition Park.

Drinking Fountains - Located at various locations adjacent to the restrooms.

Telephones - Located inside Gate 6 next to the ATM.

ATMs - Located on the Yard level at Gates 6, 14, and 23.

Escalators - Available for those needing assistance up stairs for upper level seating. Escalators are adjacent to sections 4, 11, and 19 and will exit at Row 68. Please do not crowd the escalators or jump while using them as it may cause mechanical failure.

Elevator - Located at Tunnel 6. Elevator use is for handicap access only.

Concessions - Concession stands providing many choices of delicious Game Day foods and refreshing Coca-Cola products are located on Yard level outside of Tunnels 4, 6, 16, and 23. Additional concessions are located on the Concourse level outside every other tunnel.

Students - Student seating is first-come, first-serve and is accessed with a valid student I.D. and the purchase of a Spirit Activity Card. Student I.D.s are scanned electronically and can only be used once per game.

Troy Week 2011 Friday - USC-UCLA Talking Points and Memories

Here is a list of facts you might see on your TV tomorrow during the big crosstown game:

• This is their 81st game. USC leads the series 45-28-7.
• USC won the first two games, in 1929 and 1930, by lopsided scores of 76-0 and 52-0.
• The teams did not play again for the next five seasons. Since 1936, the teams have met at least once each year.
• When a ranked USC team has played an unranked UCLA squad, the Trojans are 13-6-2.
• USC is 25-12-5 overall against unranked UCLA teams
• At the Coliseum, USC holds a 38-20-7 edge, with wins in the last 6 Coliseum games.
• USC has won 11 of the last 12 meetings.
• A win would give USC is 25th ten-win season, and its 8th in 10 years.
• USC is 6-2 in conference and in first place in the Pac-12 South.
• UCLA is 5-3 in conference and would take tie USC for first place in the Pac-12 South with a win
• Due to USC's postseason badm UCLA has clinched a spot in the Pac-12 Championship game
• UCLA will travel to Stanford or Oregon for that conference title game
• Until 1982, the Bruins shared the Coliseum with USC.
• Both teams are permitted to wear their home jerseys
• UCLA is opting for an alternate jersey
• UCLA is 5-8-1 in the Coliseum since leaving in 1982 for the Rose Bowl.
• The Coliseum has hosted this game 65 times. USC and UCLA used to share a home stadium, so each team would play in their home jerseys
• No team has beaten UCLA more times than USC.
• No team has beaten USC more times than ... Notre Dame.
• UCLA's first mascot was a dog named "Rags".
• USC's first mascot was a dog named George Tirebiter.
• Tirebiter's sculpture on the USC campus is covered with a dog house this week to thwart would-be vandals.
• Both Tommy Trojan and the Bruin Bear have been covered all week, too.
• This is the third-latest start time for the Bruins and Trojans
• Only 1945’s 8:30 p.m. kickoff and last year's 7:30 kickoff were later
• This is only the seventh night game in the series
• USC leads the Bruins 5-2 in night games
• This is the second time in the past 30 years that the teams have met on Thanksgiving weekend
• Last game: USC 28 @ UCLA 14
• Last game at the Coliseum: USC 28 UCLA 7 (2009)
• Last UCLA win in the Coliseum: 1997 (31-24)
• The winner of the annual USC-UCLA football game gets year-long possession of the Victory Bell
• Ten Crosstown Gauntlet points will be awarded to the winner
• USC has defeated both UCLA and Notre Dame in the same season 18 times
• USC, UCLA and Notre Dame are the only teams in the divisional era who haven't played an FCS school.
• This is UCLA's 13th season since its last Rose Bowl bid - the Bruins' longest drought ever
• The Bruins won all four of their Pac-12 conference home games this season
• UCLA's 5-1 home record is tied for best in the Pac-12
• USC is also 5-1 at home this season
• UCLA's win over then 20th ranked Arizona State was its first over a ranked conference opponent
  since 2007
• UCLA has won 21 straight games in which it has rushed for at least 250 yards
• UCLA is 4-5 against top ten teams since 2006.
• UCLA is 1-2 against top ten USC teams
• UCLA's last road win against a top ten team: Sept. 25, 2010 at #7 Texas.
• USC has 40 players who saw their first action in 2011.
• First time Trojans this season included 9 true freshmen and 14 redshirt freshmen.
• USC has started 4 of those true freshmen and 7 of those redshirt freshmen
• UCLA has played just one first year player in 2011 - TE Raymond Nelson
• Despite 6 wins, UCLA is not yet bowl-eligible.
• If it is 6-7 after the conference championship, UCLa would need a waiver to play in a bowl.
• USC is 66-41-11 (.606) in all season finales
• Last time USC's season ended before November 26: 2000
• The earliest USC's season has ever ended: November 13 (1909)
• Matt Barkley is 273-of-404 for 67.6%. The USC record is 68.6% (Rob Johnson, 1993)
• Barkley's 33-7 TD to INT ratio is among the best in the country
• Barkley's 273 completions in 2011 is fourth on the USC season list
• Barkley needs: 45 yards of total offense to pass Rodney Peete for 3rd on USC's career list
• 103 yards of total offense to pass Mark Sanchez for 7th on USC's single season list
• 218 yards of total offense to pass J.D. Booty for 6th on USC's single season list
• 243 yards of total offense to pass Matt Leinart for 5th on USC's single season list
• 11 completions to pass Matt Leinart for third on USC's single season list
• 36 completions to pass Rob Johnson for second on USC's single season list
• Robert Woods needs one catch to reach 100 on the season
• The USC and Pac-12 record is 102, held by Keyshaun Johnson
• Woods is 5th in the country in receptions with 9 per game 
• Woods needs 5 catches to pass Johnson for 7th on USC's career list
• He needs 13 to pass Mike Williams for 6th place on USC's career list
• USC's offensive line leads the Pac-12 in sacks allowed (7)
• USC is 16th in the nation in rushing defense
• Kevin Prince’s 390 rushing yards are the most by a Bruin QB since Jeff Dankworth in 1976 (815)
• Nelson Rosario is UCLA’s 10th 2,000-yard receiver (2,091 career yards)
• Derrick Coleman’s 11 rushing TDs is the most by a Bruin since Maurice Jones-Drew in 2005)
• Coleman is deaf

Now, when those facts come onto your TV screen tomorrow, you can now lean over and say "I knew that."

And here are some memorable anniversaries of previous years' games:

Memorable Anniversaries - 5 years (2006, UCLA 13 USC 9): Five years ago, UCLA knocked USC out of the BCS Championship with a 13-9 victory over the Trojans at the Rose Bowl. UCLA fans still use 13-9 as a rallying cry. I've seen it on billboards, license plates and screen names. It's the only win UCLA has had in the series since 1998 and it is the Bruins' favorite moment in the rivalry.

Memorable Anniversaries - 10 years (2001, USC 27, UCLA 0): Ten years ago, the Trojans won the first shutout in the series since 1954, defeating the 20th ranked Bruins 27-0 at the Coliseum to become bowl eligible for the first time in three years. Trojan fans remember this as the game in which Antuan Simmons intercepted a pass between his legs and returned it 36 yards for a touchdown.

Memorable Anniversaries - 15 years (1996, UCLA 48, USC 41 2OT): Fifteen years ago, in the only overtime contest ever between the Bruins and Trojans, UCLA made the most remarkable comeback in the history of the series. For the first time in 13 years, neither team was ranked. UCLA trailed by 17 points with seven minutes to play. With three minutes left, UCLA trimmed the lead to 7, but failed to recover the onside kick. USC tried to run out the clock, but Lavale Woods fumbled and UCLA went on to score and send the game into overtime when USC's last second field goal attempt was blocked. UCLA outscored USC 10-3 in overtime to win.

Memorable Anniversaries - 25 years (1986, UCLA 45 USC 25): Twenty-five years ago, with a 24 point lead and just seconds to play in the first half, UCLA used a trick play -- faking the QB taking a knee to end the half -- to score on a touchdown pass from Matt Stevens to Karl Dorrell. The Bruins held on for a 20 point victory. Trojan fans hated Dorrell for years, until he became UCLA's head coach and led the Bruins to just one win over USC. Then USC fans loved him.

Memorable Anniversaries - 30 years (1981, USC 22 UCLA 21): Thirty years ago, USC won 22-21 when George Atica blocked Norm Johnson's 46-yard field goal attempt with four seconds to play. The field goal would have sent UCLA to the Rose Bowl. With the win, USC earned a trip to the Fiesta Bowl, the Bruins went to the Bluebonnet Bowl, where they lost to Michigan, and Washington ended up in the Rose Bowl, where they shut out the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Hopefully, tomorrow will be another memorable one.

My College Football Picks, 2011 Week 13

Again this week I've gone through the schedule of ranked teams and checked the odds. Here are my picks for this weekend in the top 25 against the spread, as shown in bold. The five *bets I like are marked by an asterisk. See if your picks can beat mine.

Friday, Nov. 25:
* Iowa @ #22 Nebraska -9½
#8 Houston @ Tulsa +3½
* #3 Arkansas @ #1 LSU -12

Saturday, Nov. 26:
Ohio St. @ #17 Michigan -7½
#13 Georgia @ Georgia Tech +5½
#11 Michigan St. @ Northwestern +6
Iowa St. @ #12 Oklahoma -28½
Wyoming @ #7 Boise St. -33
Oregon St. @ #9 Oregon -27½
#2 Alabama @ Auburn +21
* #20 Penn St. @ #15 Wisconsin -14½
* #6 Virginia Tech @ Virginia +4
Texas Tech @ #21 Baylor -13
#18 Clemson @ #14 South Carolina -4
* #22 Notre Dame @ #4 Stanford -7
UCLA @ #10 USC -14½

In unranked USC opponent play, I like:
Colorado @ Utah -22
Cal @ Arizona St. -6
Cincinnati @ Syracuse -2
Illinois @ Minnesota +10½
Louisiana-Lafayette @ Arizona -13½
Washington St. @ Washington -8½

This week, I am rooting, in order, for: USC, Stanford, Tulsa, Utah, Arizona St., Wyoming, Virginia, Arkansas, Auburn and Wisconsin.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/odds

Troy Week 2011 Thursday - More USC-UCLA Game Notes

More stuff about Saturday's USC/UCLA game:

Signature Victories: USC's top 10 wins over the Bruins (#1 led to a national championship). UCLA's top 10 wins over the Trojans (#1 left USC having to "settle" for the Rose Bowl that year).

Weekly Releases: USC's. UCLA's.

Team Stats: Here are the Trojans' team stats for 2011. Here are UCLA's.

Webcams: USC has Tommy Trojan on a webcam. UCLA has Royce Hall on a webcam. Joe Bruin is not on a webcam.

Recruiting: This is one of USC's biggest recruiting weekends of the year. In addition to many recruits making unofficial vists, OLB Noor Davis (Leesburg, FL) makes his official visit this weekend. The teams are competing for a number of top-notch recruits, and this game can matter a lot.

Weather: Los Angeles has been enjoying unseasonably wet weather lately, but the current weather forecast for Saturday is a clear, with light 5-10 mph winds, and an afternoon high of 79° leading to an overnight now of 49°. The game starts at 7:00 p.m. PST.

Connections: Bruin head football coach Rick Neuheisel earned his law school degree at USC in 1990. Former UCLA All-America linebacker Ken Norton (1984-87) is on USC’s football coaching staff. Wendell Tyler, fifth on UCLA’s career rushing list, is the father of USC tailback Marc Tyler. Two USC players—S T.J. McDonald and S Marshall Jones—have brothers who play for UCLA (S Tevin McDonald and TB Malcolm Jones)…USC offensive coordinator/running backs coach Kennedy Polamalu was a graduate assistant coach at UCLA in 1992 and 1993, working with the secondary and special teams…USC S Shane Horton and DE Wes Horton are the sons of former UCLA offensive tackle Myke Horton, who lettered there 2 years (1973-74)…USC C Abe Markowitz’s father, Barry, lettered as a linebacker at UCLA in 1974 while his great grandfather, Richard Love, played basketball and tennis at UCLA in the 1920s and his cousin Frank Manumaleuga played football at UCLA in 1974…UCLA C Kai Maiava is the brother of former USC LB Kaluka Maiava (2005- 08)…UCLA CB Brandon Sermons is the brother of ex-USC TB-FB Rodney Sermons (1994-97)…

Blogs and Info Sites For the Trojans:

USC Football Official

USC Freedomblogging - the OC Register's USC blog

TributeToTroy - Trojan football news and information

TrojanWire - news

USCFootball - Rivals USC Football site (news, forums, recruiting info)

WeAreSC - Insiders USC Football site (news, forums, recruiting info)

FightOn - More Trojan football links

Conquest Chronicles - a great fan site

Scott Wolf's Inside USC - LA Daily News Trojanblog

ESPN's USC Boards

Awesome stuff.

Blogs and Info Sites for the Bruins.

Bruinville

The Bruin Show

www.beatsc.com

Bruin Blitz

Bruin Gold

Bruin Report Online

Bruins Nation

Inside UCLA

Trojan-Haters Club

UCLA Bruins Fans

UCLA Bruins Official Site

Stuff.

Troy Week 2011 Wednesday - Photos and Video From USC-UCLA Lore

The USC-UCLA rivarly has produced a decent history of college pranking. A helicopter drop of manure on Tommy Trojan is widely considered once of the best pranks ever (though well short of Caltech's all-time great Rose Bowl prank), although reportedly most of the manure got sucked  up by the helicopter blades. Every year, the most foreseeable prank is a paint-the-mascot attack. USC tries to thwart the Bruins by wrapping Tommy Trojan with duct tape and having the Trojan Knights stand guard around the clock. The Bruins, meanwhile, put the Bruin Bear Security Force to work, standing guard 24 hours a day, protecting the hibernating Bruin Bear (which is a redundancy, is it not?) until Wednesday. Why stop on Wednesday morning? USC pranksters don't care. They just like the opportunity. Vulnerability means a fresh coat or two of paint. As shown below:

Heh. USC, meanwhile, even puts Tirebiter under lock and key.

Now, courtesy of YouTube, some USC-UCLA video for your enjoyment.

A general preview of the rivalry.

 

Some highlights from last year's game.

 

The end of the 2009 game - timeouts, a TD bomb and a fight.

 

Highlights of the 2008 game, a 28-7 USC win at the Rose Bowl.

Part three of a three part set of highlights from their 2007 game at the Coilseum, a 24-7 win for USC:

UCLA's last win was in 2006:

 

USC's postgame celebration if they win:

UCLA's postgame celebration if they win:

USC has the Song Girls:

UCLA has this guy:

Ain't this just like a Bruin:

Fight On!

Troy Week 2011 Tuesday - Why The Game's So Great

There are many other great rivalries in college football: Michigan & Ohio State, Auburn & Alabama, Florida & Florida State, Harvard & Yale, Army & Navy, Stanford & Cal, and so on and so on and so on. But there are no two strong rivals in college football who share the same city. USC-UCLA is unique in that regard. What makes it so great? Here's what I tell people every year:

The Thrill of Victory: The prize for this game is the Victory Bell. The winner keeps the Victory Bell for a year and paints it their team's colors. Since 1942, the Victory Bell has awarded to the winner of this game. The bell originally rang atop a Southern Pacific locomotive. It was donated to the UCLA student body in 1939 and it was used to proclaim each UCLA touchdown for two seasons. In 1941, six USC fraternity men heisted the truck that was taking the bell back to Westwood, and it was hidden away for more than a year. A series of retaliatory pranks ended with a badly needed truce, in which the student body presidents signed an agreement to make the bell a trophy given to the annual winner of the football game. It now traditionally comes out only for the first three quarters of this game. This year, the Victory Bell is painted cardinal and gold. 

The Agony of Defeat: Despite the loss to the Ohio State University, Michigan fans can still wear Wolverine gear around Ann Arbor and face little ridicule from Buckeye fans. But the loser of the USC-UCLA game can't wear their colors around town without somebody popping off. Win in basketball season don't ease the pain. A College World Series title doesn't absolve you. Volleyball? Water polo? Tennis? Track? Fuggedaboudit. The winner of this game can have their fans openly dig their team for the next year. The loser and its fans are losers for the rest of the year, at home and abroad. For eight long years, we were up to our necks in Bruin crap. For seven years, Bruin fans have had to put up with the same from the Trojans. Bruins fans are still basking in the glow of their 13-9 upset in 2006, but the Trojans have a new four-year winning streak working. The sting is worse because UCLA and USC fans and players share the same city, the same neighborhoods, the same high school alma maters, even the same households. On this year's teams, the starting safeties - USC's T.J. McDonald and UCLA's Tevin McDonald - are brothers. So are USC safety Marshall   Jones and UCLA tailback Malcolm Jones. USC tailback Marc Tyler is the son of former UCLA tailback Wendell Tyler. Several players on both teams have brothers who played for the other team. In fact, UCLA head coach Rick Neuheisel has degrees from both UCLA and USC.

The Glory of Pac-10 Pac-12 Titles and Bowl Berths: For most of the last 25 seasons, this game has had an impact on the Pac-10 championship, a BCS bowl bid or a national championship. In 1998, UCLA was atop the BCS standings and finishing off just the 4th perfect 8-0 conference record in Pac-10 history. (They lost to Miami the next week in a hurricane postponed game that was supposed to have been played in September.) In 2002, USC went to the Rose Bowl and won, 52-21, to set the stage for their Orange Bowl-sealing win over Notre Dame the following week. In 2003, the Trojans beat UCLA, 47-22, to clinch the Pac-10 title and set up their move to the top of the polls the following week. In 2004, a 29-24 win at the Rose Bowl sent the Trojans back to the Orange Bowl for the BCS title game. In 2005, a 66-19 victory clinched USC's 30th Rose Bowl appearance. In 2006, UCLA dropped the Trojans from the BCS championship game to the Rose Bowl. In 2007 and 2008, Trojan wins secured their place in the Rose Bowl. This year, the game could decide whether UCLA plays in the inaugural Pac-12 championship game with a shot at the Rose Bowl.

Trojan and Bruins Fans, Tailgate Responsibly

I received this email from USC today, regarding security at Saturday night's game.

Dear Trojan Fans:   We all know how important the USC vs. UCLA game is to our fans, alumni and players each year.  As the Athletic Directors of these storied programs, this day has been circled on our calendars since the end of last season.  This is a special rivalry that we both look forward to as a capstone to each conference season, and the 81st meeting of our teams this Saturday is shaping up to be a great game.   Just as this game brings elevated attention to the 60 minutes of exciting on-field competition, the hours of pregame festivities and fun also deserve extra attention from our staff and fans alike. We want the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum to be a safe and friendly environment for you and your family to enjoy a great day of college football.   This year we have increased the emphasis and visibility of game day security, particularly given the 7pm kickoff time. Security staff will be bolstered by over 25% for this game, and there is an integrated effort between both universities and a host of local law enforcement organizations to make the entire game experience around the Coliseum safe and secure.   Working together, our staffs are coordinating efforts with USC Department of Public Safety, University of California Police Department, LAPD, Exposition Park Police, FBI Special Events, Homeland Security, CA Alcohol-Beverage Control, and others to minimize any safety concerns on game day. You will notice increased staffing presence and bike patrols to go along with a host of enhancements behind the scenes. The Coliseum’s standard tailgating policies – only one parking space per car and no amplified sound – will be strictly enforced.   A big part of making this day safe and enjoyable for everyone is the conduct of both fan bases. We ask you to please respect the rivalry, respect each other, and bring the same level of sportsmanship to the game that we expect of our players. Should you have any questions or see anything of concern on Saturday, please notify the closest staff member, call our Fan Behavior Hotline at 213-765-8525, or send a text to 274637 with TC4T and your issue or question details.   Thank you for your continued support of this great rivalry and for doing your part to make this year’s game a safe and enjoyable day for all in attendance.   Fight On!		What: USC vs UCLA Football Where: LA Coliseum When: Nov. 26, 2011 Limited tickets available
Pat Haden USC Charles Griffin Cale Director of Athletics' Chair	Dan Guerrero UCLA Director of Athletics

It's a good letter, and not just because they managed to get Dan Guerrero's name at the bottom of a letter that concludes with "Fight on". The Trojans want to avoid this sort of trouble, which often occurs when a crosstown game doesn't start until well into the evening, giving thousands of young men time to drink, kill time, and then turn their alcohol-fueled aggression on each other.

 

If you're going to the game on Saturday, and you plan to drink, pace yourself. Show that you can handle your liquor. Tailgate with class.

My 2011 Bottom 10 After Week 12

Florida Atlantic got throttled at Troy, solidifying its stranglehold on the Bottom Ten, but it still has ttwo winnable games on its schedule. If it loses to UAB and Lousiana-Monroe, it would be as perfect a season as 0-12 gets. Akron and Purdue, meanwhile, look like locks to finish winless against the FBS. We now have six 10-game losers. Here's how I see 'em this week:

1. Florida Atlantic (0-10) [1] Only team yet to taste victory. Next loss: UAB
2. Akron (1-10) [2] Beat only VMI. Final loss: @ Western Michigan
3. Indiana (1-10) [3] Beat only South Carolina St. Final loss: @ Purdue
4. UNLV (2-8)* [4] Losses include New Mexico and S. Utah. Next loss:@ San Diego St.
5. New Mexico (1-10)* [5] "Below" UNLV because of head-to-head. Final loss: @ Boise St.
6. Middle Tennessee St. (2-8) [6] Teams they beat have a combined 2 wins. Next loss: FIU
7. Idaho (2-9) [7] Only wins were San Jose and North Dakota. Final loss: @ Nevada
8. Tulane (2-10) [8] Nine-game losing streak is nation's 2nd longest. Final loss: @ Hawaii
9. Colorado (2-10) [NR] 13-game schedule gives them chance at 11 losses. Final loss: @ Utah
10. Minnesota (2-9)* [NR] Lost to North Dakota St. Final loss: Illinois

Dropped up and out: UAB [9], beat #22 Southern Miss; Troy [10] Earned 3rd win against Fla. Atlantic.

Not far ahead: Maryland (2-9), Kansas (2-9), Memphis (2-9), Ole Miss (2-9), Troy (3-7)

This week's crummy Game of the Weak: Florida Atlantic @ UAB

This week's Blowouts of the Weak: New Mexico @ Boise State

Dishonorable Mention: Western Kentucky*, Oregon St.*

* lost to FCS team(s)

Troy Week 2011 Monday - Records, Rankings, Odds, Streaks, Upsets and Heroes in USC-UCLA Lore

Once again, it's UCLA week aka "Troy Week". It's time for our annual cross-town rivalry game against the Bruins. The City Bowl. The Bell Bowl. As often happens, a shot at the Rose Bowl is at stake. USC is in first place in the Pac-12 South Division, but is bowl ineligible, leaving UCLA in the running for a spot in the conference championship game. UCLA goes to the game if they beat the Trojans, or if Arizona State loses and Utah wins on Saturday.

Here are a few details about the game.

Starting Time: The game Saturday at the Coliseum will be broadcast live nationally at 7:00 p.m. PST on FSN (Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis). It's the last game of the night involving a ranked team.

Records: USC is 9-2. UCLA is 6-5. USC's 6-2 conference record is currently best in the Pac-12 South. UCLA sits in 2nd place in the division at 5-3, a game ahead of Arizona State and Utah.

Rankings: USC is ranked 10th in the AP Poll, but is ineligible for the Harris Interactive Poll or the USA Today/ESPN Coaches Poll or the BCS rankings. UCLA is not ranked.

Odds: USC opened as an 14½ point favorite

Coliseum Streak: USC has won four straight in the series after having its 7 game winning streak snapped in 2006. The last six games at the Coliseum were won by USC:
• 1999: USC 17, UCLA 7
• 2001: USC 27, UCLA 0
• 2003: USC 47, UCLA 22
• 2005: USC 66, UCLA 19
• 2007: USC 24, UCLA 7
• 2009: USC 28, UCLA 7

Historic Upsets: In the past 25 years, there have been several huge surprises:
• 1989: UCLA, 3-7 and unranked, ties 8th ranked and Rose Bowl bound USC 10-10.
• 1992: UCLA, 5-5 and unranked, defeats No.15 USC 38-37.
• 1994: UCLA, 4-6 and unranked, defeats No.13 USC 31-19.
• 1995: UCLA, 6-4 and unranked, defeats No.11 Rose Bowl bound USC, 24-20.
• 2001: USC, 5-5 and unranked, defeats No. 20 UCLA 27-0.
• 2006: UCLA, 6-5 and unranked, defeats No. 2 Rose Bowl bound USC 13-9.

Unlikely Heroes: The series is known for having superstars carry the day with big games, but it is also known for lesser known players having big games, e.g.,
• 1992: Senior walk-on John Barnes, the fifth-string QB for UCLA, leads the unranked Bruins (see above) to a 38-37 win on a 90-yard TD pass to J.J. Stokes with 2:04 left. Barnes threw for 384 yards.
• 1993: UCLA avoids the come-from-ahead loss when safety Marvin Goodwin intercepts a pass in the end zone on a 3rd-and-goal play in the final seconds of the game.
• 2000: USC's third-string placekicker, David Bell, who had missed all three field goal attempts that season, lines up for a a 36-yard field goal with nine seconds to go. It barely clears the crossbar.

You never know what's going to happen.

USC Passion

According to Matt Barkley, the Trojans watched this clip Before the Oregon game.

 

 

It gets the competitive juices flowing.

My College Picks 2011: Week 12 Results

This week, I did not forget to mark USC as one of my money picks. It was the sweetest win of the season. And like last week, it was the difference between winning and losing. So I'm 3-2 on the week, and 31-22-1 for the year. Overall, I was 8-10, bringing me to 101-97-5 on the year. It's a good thing I don't bet on every game every week. The house's cut would have left me poorer for it. Here's how I did:

L #15 Wisconsin @ Illinois +14½
W #17 Nebraska @ #20 Michigan -3½
W * Indiana @ #12 Michigan St. -28
W Citadel @ #14 South Carolina -39
W Kentucky @ #13 Georgia -31
L #21 Penn St. @ Ohio St. -6½
L #7 Clemson @ N.C. State +7½
L * Mississippi St. @ #6 Arkansas -13
L SMU @ #11 Houston -20
L Colorado St. @ #19 TCU -34
W Boston College @ #24 Notre Dame -24½
L #1 LSU @ Mississippi +30½
W Virginia @ #23 Florida St. -17½ (straight up!)
W * #18 USC @ #4 Oregon -14½ (straight up!)
L #10 Boise St. @ San Diego St. +18
W * #5 Oklahoma @ #25 Baylor +15½ (straight up!)
L #16 Kansas St. @ Texas -8
L * California @ #8 Stanford -17

In unranked USC opponent play, I like:
L Minnesota @ Northwestern -15½
L Washington @ Oregon State +2
W Utah @ Washington St. +3½
L Colorado @ UCLA -11
W Arizona @ Arizona State -10½ (straight up!)

My rooting interests did pretty good. USC, Iowa State and Baylor all had monster upsets. BC played well, but lost. Michigan and Stanford stepped up like I wanted. It was a good week for me.

Pac-12 South Division Title Scenarios

Going into the last week of the season in Pac-12 play, the Pac-12 South standings are:

1. USC 6-2
2. UCLA 5-3
3. Arizona State 4-4
4. Utah 4-4
5. Arizona 2-7
6. Colorado 1-7

If UCLA beats USC, they will finish tied at 6-3 and UCLA will win the division tiebreaker on head-to-head results. If USC beats UCLA it will finish 7-2 and will take first place in the division, but USC is not eligible to play for the conference title, so the championship game participant will be the second-place finisher.

The season's head-to-head results among the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place team went like this: UCLA>ASU>Utah>UCLA. So UCLA wins a tiebreaker against Arizona State, but not Utah. Utah wins a tiebreaker against UCLA, but not Arizona State. Arizona State wins a tiebreaker against Utah, but not UCLA. Therefore:

• UCLA goes if it wins at USC (winning outright), or if Colorado wins at Utah (winning outright or in a tiebreaker against Arizona State).
• Utah goes if it beats Colorado and USC beats UCLA, but Arizona State loses at home to Cal (because it would finish a game ahead of ASU, and would win the head-to-head tiebreaker against UCLA).
• Arizona State goes if it beats Cal, and USC beats UCLA and Utah beats Colorado (because ASU has the advantage in a three-way tie by virtue of UCLA being eliminated on divisional records, then ASU winning the head-to-head tiebreaker ober Utah). Barring an upset, this is the likely scenario.

How does that 3-way tie get settled? I've copied and pasted the tiebreaker rules below, but here's how it would apply this season if UCLA, Arizona State and Utah all finish with 5-4 conference records.

• First, you would go to head-to-head records. Each team is 1-1 against the other two teams, so the tie is not yet broken.
• Next you go to record in games played in the division. ASU finished 3-2 against the Pac-12 south. Utah would be 3-2 against the south with a win over Colorado. UCLA would fall to 2-3 against the south with a loss to USC. So UCLA is eliminated.
• With UCLA eliminated, ASU and Utah would be decided by head-to-head play. ASU beat Utah, so ASU heads to Eugene (if the Ducks beat Oregon St.), or Palo Alto (if the Beavers beat Oregon.

The loser of the Pac-12 championship game is assured of nothing. It doesn't get the #2 bowl spot (now the Alamo Bowl), and in fact, it could finish ineligible for a bowl. If UCLA were to lose on Saturday, and Utah were to lose to Colorado, even if ASU wins, the Bruins and Sun Devils would finish second at 5-4, with Utah third at 4-5, and UCLA would take its 6-6 record to the championship game by virtue of its win over Arizona State and USC's post-season ban. If UCLA then lost to Oregon (or Stanford) in the conference title game, it would be 6-7, and not eligible for an at-large bid to any bowl.

Curiously, last week, the Pac-12 put out a release saying Arizona State needed 2 wins and a UCLA loss, or a win and 2 UCLA losses. That's actually not true. As I mentioned above, Arizona State goes to the Pac-12 championship game if it finishes in a three-way tie with UCLA and Utah. Here are the Pac-12 tiebreakers for two teams, and for three or more teams:

Divisional Champion Tie-breaker

Two Teams:

Head-to-head competition between the two tied teams. If no game is played between the two tied teams or that game ends in a tie, the following tie-breaking procedures would be applied:

1. Record in games played within the division.

2. Record against the next highest placed team in the division (based on record in all Conference games, both divisional and cross-divisional) proceeding through the division.

3. Record in common Conference games.

4. Highest BCS Ranking following the last weekend of regular-season games.

5. Total number of wins in a 12-game season. The following conditions will apply to the calculation of the total number of wins:

• Only one win against a team from the NCAA Football Championship Subdivision or lower division will be counted annually.
• Any games that are exempted from counting against the annual maximum number of football contests per NCAA rules (current Bylaw 17.9.5.2) shall not be included.

6. Coin toss.

Three or More Teams:

The following procedures will only be used to eliminate all but two teams, at which point the two-team tie-breaking procedure will be applied.

1. Head-to-head (best record in games among the tied teams).

2. Record in games played within the division.

3. Record against the next highest placed team in the division (based on record in all Conference games, both divisional and cross-divisional), proceeding through the division.

4. Record in common Conference games.

5. Highest BCS Ranking following the last weekend of regular-season games.

My 2011 College Football Top 25, Week 12

If I had an AP vote, here is what my ballot would look like after week 12, with last week's picks in brackets:

1. LSU [1]
2. Alabama [3]
3. Arkansas [5]
4. Stanford [7]
5. Virginia Tech [9]
6. Oklahoma State [2]
7. USC [14]
8. Oregon [4]
9. Houston [10]
10. Boise State [11]
11. Michigan State [12]
12. South Carolina [13]
13. Wisconsin [15]
14. Georgia [16]
15. Oklahoma [6]
16. Kansas State [18]
17. Michigan [19]
18. Clemson [8]
19. TCU [20]
20. Baylor [23]
21. Penn State [21]
22. West Virginia [25]
23. Virginia [NR]
24. Georgia Tech [NR]
25. Nebraska [17]

Dropped out: Florida State [22], Southern Miss [24]

I almost went with: Rutgers - still could win the Big East

I knew it! USC, Southern Miss

I blew it! Clemson

I think the AP is overrating these: Houston, Kansas State, Georgia, Notre Dame

I can't believe anyone gave votes this week to: Notre Dame, Arkansas State

With the exception of the placement of Houston, the AP poll basically just ranks teams according to their number of losses. LSU comes first, followed by the six one-loss teams, then Houston, then the 12 two-loss teams (except Arkansas State), then their 5 best three-loss teams. Schedule and head-to-head results seem to matter little.

2011's Perfection: And Then There Were 2

There are now just two unbeaten teams after twelve weeks of college football:

1. LSU
2. Houston

Oklahoma State lost for the first time this week. Raise your hand if you picked Houston and LSU at the beginning of the year. Next week, LSU plays Arkansas and Houston travels to 8-4 Tulsa. Either team could lose their division with a loss. It looks like my BCS fiasco scenario won't play out because Oregon ruined things by losing to USC. Somehow, that doesn't bother me much.