The story begins like this: "A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle." Hmmm, could it be that simple? I wonder if we've stumbled onto something here.
Perhaps the police should consider doing a pat-down on Tuch Pot or pulling John Meth over and checking out his ride. I'd suggest checking out the home of Abraham Meth, too, but in a town like Flushing, people know how to get rid of the evidence when the cops knock on the door.
Homeland Security is probably hoping for a pattern to develop here. They might be able to make our nation safer just by nabbing a few obvious suspects, like Tony Bomber, the potentially scary "H Jacker" and the very suspicious sounding DC Jihad.
I'd check with legal before taking Sue Bomber into custody, though, because she might be useful.
Pretty much nothing seems worth doing. I've just been letting everything happen without me these days. I've just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but whatever.
Posted by: Steve | October 01, 2007 at 21:56