Monday Night Football has started, but right now, it's crappy preseason Rams at crappy preseason Lions. I'm watching the Internets instead. To keep an eye on New Orleans, you can watch the NOLA Parade Cam, which was still up as of 11:00 p.m. on Sunday, and you can watch live news coverage on WDSU's hurricane center.
And now a word from our potential sponsor: The iArm. It's actually a resume, and a damn good one.
And our parting commercial: Roofinex. This commercial is wrong, wrong, wrong, even though it's just a spoof.