Tonight, Monday Night Football features Miami @ Florida State. Professional football on a Monday night gets little better, if at all, than that. But if you like your pro football to feature NFLers, maybe you're looking for something else tonight. Try some of these:
And now a word from our potential sponsor: is it a gift from the gods, or a gift from the dogs?
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