So I got invited to a charity poker tournament Monday at the Playboy Mansion, which was, but no longer is, hosted by Reggie Bush. Sadly, I have awesome floor tickets to see the Jonas Brothers, which my daughters are really looking forward to, and I can't ask my wife, who is 8 3/4 months pregnant, to be the chaperone. So guess where I'll be going on Monday night? To you high school girls making pregnancy pacts because you think it is so cool to have kids, be forewarned. Being a parent means you have to blow off poker tournaments at the Playboy Mansion to see the Jonas Brothers. Oh, sure, that sounds cool when you are 14 years old, but it won't be later.