September Demiblog Links 9/08

The links for the September demiblog:

Market drops a lucky 777. Paper losses cross the trillion dollar mark for first time ever.

Orange County Construction Down 94%

100-Win Angels to Play Red Sox

Rogue thunderstorms move through O.C.

Hurricane 11 2008

Hurricane Kyle (2008)

Valiant Father Demonstrates How to Kill a Sexual Predator Who Sneaks in During the Night

Hurricane Kyle batters Nova Scotia

PSA: When undergoing anesthesia for any future surgery in the nether-region, make it clear up front that no matter what they think they find, they need your permission to amputate your penis. Or do nothing and end up like this guy.

Former Virginia QB Lalich seeks transfer to Oregon State, several more beatings by USC

Fire Pete Carroll?

What if McCain sends Palin to the Debate?

GLAAD Comes Out in Support of Fox Network

Jordan HS QB James Boyd recruited by USC as Defensive Lineman

With no one else able to offer a better explanation, financial news reporters turn to the actor who once played Gordon Gekko in some movie about Wall Street

We could be facin' anudder Great Depression, dontcha know?

London's Olympic Park toilets to turn away from Mecca

Clay Aiken announces, to the surprise of no one, that he is gay.

O.C. judge appeals removal from bench

Ben Stein explains the latest financial crisis

Lindsay Lohan admits lesbian relationship on Loveline.

"McCain, Obama avoid same-sex marriage". They're just going to live together for a while.

Pictures of Jaime Lynn Spears Breastfeeding Triggers Child Porn Investigation.

New dates for Palin’s O.C. visit: Oct 4-5

Attend the Stanford School of Engineering for free, online.

Blogger accuses non-blogger of blogging. Libel?

Obama's old community organizer organization ACORN continues its corrupt ways

Meet the Sonis. These are the kind of people who caused financial institutions to fail.

Oh, but they say they've been acquitted of everything (now via Google cache)

Who says plants can't feel pain?

Paris to London? What's not to love about that?

Leeds attempts to strangle the English language to death

Baytown teacher forever forfeits any shot she had at Teacher of the Year awards.

Former state senator says Ike victims were "damn fools" who deserve to have their homes seized by the state without compensation.

If you believe these things come in threes, this weekend might be a bad time to ride a train in Los Angeles

Virginia QB Lalich is fired.

Confident Auburn officials remind students not to boo during this weekend's loss to LSU

Irish Illustrated video: "Close shave for Kuntz".

Obama claims credit for the Bush stimulus plan that he didn't even vote for. Al Gore congratulates him via the email he invented.

Margaret Cho's opinion piece, "I’m a Christian, you F*ckers", featuring "God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion"

Must-see trips not worth bothering with, says dumbass staycationer

Black columnist who says she never experienced racism until she was 40 declares: Begun, the Race War in American has.

It took Metrolink crashes, but the trains finally got Greg Lintner, hero of crash no. 1.

The Nanny State wouldn't ban Christmas, would they?

DeSean Jackson is still an idiot - with video spike-it-on-the-one goodness.

Galveston Reporter Booted Out of Shelter During Ike Because Having a Reporter There Made People Uncomfortable.

Might I suggest using the contractor who built this house?

Doctors say leg pain can signal deadly blood clot.

In his first start since high school, QB Matt Cassel leads New England over Brett Favre and the Jets.

No one is going to accuse Charlie Weis of doing anything athletic, but he did blow his knee out during the Notre Dame - Michigan game

New AP Poll: USC, Oklahoma, Georgia.

USC exposes Ohio State early and often.

Final score: Ike 1, Reliant Stadium 0

Old and Busted: 13-9. New Hotness: 59-0. roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

The Lane Kiffin experiment is just about over. Thanks for taking him off our hands, Raiders.

K-Rod breaks the single season save record with his 58th.

Most of the country wants Ohio State to lose in humiliating fashion.

Ike has already covered most of Galveston with seawater and it's still five hours offshore.

Cops are chasing you. You encounter a wall that is three feet high on your side, and an unknown height on the other side. Do you (a) leap to your death?

If you want to congratulate Emmanuel Moody for his brilliant decision to leave USC, you might need to wait a few more games.

The 10 most obnoxious fan bases in college football

Why football teams should almost never punt

Buckeye fans: Watch the Buckeyes come to LA on Flight Tracker

Beanie Wells downgraded to "doubtful" against USC

Sex-offending Donald Sutherland impersonator violates parole within 40 minutes.

Scientists discover that carbon-dating might not be accurate beyond 150 million years, which proves that the Earth was created 6,000 years ago.

Even "The Rich" Are Living Paycheck to Paycheck

Government refuses donation of marble. Would rather pay $170K on a bid, then pay $2.2M for the stone.

Best date advice ever: forget dinner and a movie. Take her someplace fun and exciting.

Congress: "ZOMG, Y R txts so much $$?!?"

When we said politicians were in bed with the oil companies, we didn't mean it literally. Wait. Yes, we did.

Scientists beaming after test of big atom smasher. The rest of us are just glad they didn't blow up the entire Earth.

7.0 quake sends 4 cm tsunami toward Tokyo. Phuket just laughs.

The first team to clinch a playoff spot: The Angels. Bonus: K-Rod is one save away from Bobby Thigpen's record. Double-bonus: The win drops the Yankees 10 losses back in the wildcard race

PSA: there may be a correlation between knocking up / marrying Ashlee Simpson and being a depressed drunk who might blow his brains out if given the chance.

Galveston prepares for Ike to come ashore as a Category 4 hurricane.

If you've always wanted to chalk the big guy's penis, fate is smiling upon you right now.

Soulless evil bear follows fisherman onto boat for a quick mauling at sea

Is there any NFL team as bad as the St. Louis Rams this season?

Ok, maybe the Raiders are worse.

When you need to ask police for help finding your quarterback, you might be in for a long season.

Beanie will definitely play against USC. Cecil still listed as improbable.

Lights Out gets the red light for 2008.

Chad Johnson can't wear Ocho Cinco until they sell all their Johnsons

Detroit's new City Council president tells media they are evil, and screams "Leave me alone!". Citizens wonder if they can get talk the convict into withdrawing his resignation.

Passengers on Carnival Miracle freak out over detour to aviod TS Hanna

How Obama blew it.

Store ties discount percentage to Arkansas State's margin of victory. Smart shoppers got 73% off yesterday. Notre Dame opponents have no plan to offer similar discounts.

The Reggie Bush appeal

California union to seek Schwarzenegger recall

Ding! Dong! The Al-Qaida spokesman from O.C. might be dead.

Sagarin's 2008 College Football Rankings

MySpace Cofounder Tom Anderson Was A Real Life “WarGames” Hacker in 1980s

Lakers' Bynum says he's '100 percent'

Europeans: No more cool ads for you

For Better of For Worse is about to go with "worse"

Google Chrome's Fine Print Sucks

Mater Dei -Carson set to start season on National TV

USC is No. 1

Why ESPN is going to be over-hyping the SEC from now on