This is my front porch. The USC welcome mat is mine. The Yes On 8 banner was left for me by someone who assumes that because I live in a nice neighborhood in the OC, I must be in favor of amending the Constitution to eliminate gay marriage in California. The big sign is supposed to go on my lawn, I assume. I'm not sure why. I live at the end of a cul-de-sec in a gated community. Who would even see it? The stickers go on the car. Even if I was in favor of this measure, I would never in a million years slap that thing on my bumper.