Demiblog Links, November 2008

Here were the demiblog links for November:

• Space shuttle landing detours to Southern California
  
• Georgia Tech wins at Georgia. ACC > SEC in another non-conference final
  
• Plaxico Burress is an idiot
  
• Clemson clobbers Carolina. Another ACC > SEC nonconference final.
  
• Arkansas thoroughly exposes LSU
  
• UCLA offense gives up four touchdowns. Norm Chow, you're teaching it wrong!
  
• Concertgoer plunges to death after asskicking Coldplay concert
  
• Ten Things Notre Dame Must Do to Not Suck. #8 Stop Playing USC.
  
• Lane Kiffin heads to Tennessee
  
• Patrick Swayze 'says goodbye'
  
• Mom, you were wrong about the newspaper. :)
  
• How WoW sucks just like real life.
  
• If you're broke, at least you'll get to find out if your money-grubbing wife really loves you.
  
• Bargain hunters trample Wal-Mart worker to death
  
• The world's oldest person is dead. Long live the world's oldest person.
  
• Vatican: cell phones are bad for your soul
  
• If you are a waiter who plans to dine and dash at another restaurant, don't go around giving people your facebook page beforehand
  
• Look, officer! No hands!
  
• An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, a face deformed and blinded by acid for a face deformed and blinded by acid.
  
• In some ways, leeches are just like you and me.
  
• PSA: In the Nanny State, you can avoid prison time for your crimes by getting knocked up. Note: this strategy only works for female suspects.
  
• What do you do if you can't find your AA meeting? Suck down two bottles of wine and drive home, of course.
  
• Nothing says "I will always love you" like killing her kids and then yourself
  
• I told you it was raining hard!
  
• 8% of Prop 8 Supporters Would Change Their Votes.
  
• Cystic fibrosis too 'white' a disease for charity fundraiser
  
• Coach cuts 8 black players from all-black high school basketball team. Parents accuse him of racial profiling.
  
• The new Sagarin rankings - used in part to decide the BCS - has FCS school James Madison ranked in the top 25, ahead of defending champion LSU. Bonus: Duke beat 'em 31-7.
  
• PSA: It is apparently against the law to sing "Spiderpig" in front of the fuzz
  
• Amy Winehouse's husband chooses hot German model over drug infested train wreck. Who'd have guessed?
  
• PSA: Your rotting monkey head won't pass customs. Not in Germany, at least.
  
• Hottest Student Bodies: The 10 Best Colleges Ranked By Looks: 1-10
  
• Satellite images of the Freeway Complex Fire
  
• Resurrecting the Neanderthals - we're getting closer to the question of "should we?" rather than "could we?"
  
• Yellow-toothed NYTimes Columnist suggests that Cheney and Bush resign so Nancy Pelosi can spend two months as president
  
• Now that he's won the election, Obama can stop going to church now
  
• 2008 FCS Playoff Brackets
  
• Nanny State to deputize speed trap nannies
  
• Your 100% EVOO might be 90% soy oil
  
• Clippers don't fire Mike Dunleavy after 2-11 start
  
• Oklahoma City Thunder fire P. J. Carlesimo after 1-12 start
  
• Washington Wizards fire Eddie Jordan after 1-10 start
  
• It's bargain season for HDTVs
  
• Dan Jiru, founder of the March For Hunger
  
• PSA: The TSA people can see your sex toys
  
• Want: Travel Dynamics International's Antarctic cruise on Corinthian II
  
• Arizona governor is leading candidate for homeland security post. She can see Mexico from her house.
  
• SoCal storm could drop 2.5 inches of rain in burn areas
  
• Matt Cassel, who never started a game at QB for USC, has back-to-back 400 yard games and is expected to earn a fat contract next season
  
• And once again the '72 Dolphins pop their corks
  
• Notre Dame fans pelt their own players with snowballs
  
• BCS Standings: If Florida beats Alabama, it could be Texas v. Oklahoma for the title
  
• So this 31-Year=old molests a 13-year-old and gets 30 days in jail. Guess the genders of the parties involved.
  
• Drug pamphelt urges teen speed users to find a "reliable dealer" and stick with the same dealer.
  
• Abraham Biggs, Sr. blames the Internet for his son's suicide
  
• Farm offers free pick-your-own vegetables, and 40,000 people show up
  
• Atheists are nicer people than believers.
  
• The reason bikers are so angry is because their peens don't work
  
• FDIC seizes DSL. Heh.
  
• Proof that crying doesn't always get the cop to let you go
  
• Farting in school is not a crime. Or is it?
  
• That other quarterback for the Florida Gators is arrested on felony charges relating to stolen laptops and stuff
  
• Terror car registration plates outlawed
  
• Teen overdoses live on webcam
  
• Ashlee Simpson names her baby "Bronx Mowgli".
  
• Orange County Judge among wildfire victims
  
• SCOTUS to review Barack's citizenship
  
• Play Lively now, before it disappears on New Year's Eve
  
• eHarmony caves, offers gay dating service, which it will totally do good work on.
  
• Golddigger Demands Lotto Winnings From Man She Separated From In 1982
  
• Does anyone else see someone wrong with this Hannah Montana candy?
  
• Fat people have a right to two airline seats for one fare. This is great news for the guy who would have been in the next seat.
  
• Twitter: THE_REAL_SHAQ
  
• Playing Christmas carols is now 'noise pollution' in the Nanny State
  
• Mother, Daughter Accused Of Stealing Underwear. To be fair, however, we really don't want these beasts running around Commando style.
  
• B of A CEO says no U.S. turnaround until at least mid-2009
  
• 30 reasons why we'll be in Great Depression II by 2011
  
• Lost tool bag forces changes to mission spacewalks, assignment of tough tasks to female astronauts
  
• Have you ever wondered how the "Square Peg" who wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker turned out?
  
• Britney Spears says new life is worse than jail. After her next retrial, she might get to prove her theory.
  
• Former Obama opponent now suing to prove President-elect's citizenship
  
• Amy Winehouse gets even uglier
  
• The funniest Apple tech support board question you'll read all day. No, week. No, ever.
  
• RIP coach Pete Newell, 93
  
• NJIT loses 35th straight Division I game
  
• Catholic Bishop says education is ruining Catholicism
  
• University fires teacher for blog post calling out plagiarizing students by name
  
• Washington at Washington State: One will win, but who will care?
  
• The SNL Bailout Skit
  
• Next thing you know, they'll be telling kayakers not to kayak down 300 foot dams
  
• Prostitutes who do governors. Next on 20/20
  
• When you name your kid Dalcapone Alpaccino, don't be surprised if he gets mixed up in drugs
  
• Schizophrenic Transient Ordered to Pay $101M for Starting 2006 Day Fire
  
• Obama already breaking promise to keep lobbyists off his White House staff
  
• Joe Jonas speaks out, says he’s no cad. Just a dumbass.
  
• Obama's no-lobbyist policy was definitely bullshiat. Next up: the tax "cuts"
  
• Obama's promise to eschew lobbyists seems to have lasted less than 2 weeks after the election
  
• Lindsay Lohan is starting to wonder if she might not actually be gay
  
• The bailout means you are an idiot if you keep paying your upside-down mortgage
  
• Michigan's investment in Rich Rodriguez is looking worse than USC's old investment in Paul Hackett
  
• Yet another scenario in which the BCS could turn out to be complete crap.
  
• For whatever it's worth, no NFL game had ever ended in an 11-10 final score
  
• Yankees to court: Red Sox fan brought this shiat on himself by going to NY to root for Boston
  
• The Reverend Al Sharpton is a half million dollar tax cheat, allegedly.
  
• The White House staff delivers a shocker with the President
  
• When you meet your husband in a chatroom, should you really be surprised when he virtually bangs other virtual women on Second Life?
  
• The most disgusting court opinion you'll read all week
  
• After gender reassignment that left uterus intact, pregnant 'man' expecting again
  
• Time Magazine suggests that Hillary Clinton play the role of "spear catcher" in Obama administration. No suggestion as to who is the spear chucker in this scenario.
  
• Bad parents in Nebraska rush to abandon kids before law changes
  
• Then: He was bonking Anne Hathaway. Now: He's pretty limited limited to filthy prison sex. Not surprisingly, Raffaello Follieri misses then.
  
• My Own Worst Enemy is gone already.
  
• Ball St. is now two wins away from a perfect 12-0 record and a trip to Detroit for the Motor City Bowl.
  
• The Lakers are now the last unbeaten team in the NBA.
  
• To take the crown as American Idol's biggest fan, you're going to have to commit suicide in front of Simon, Paula or Randy's house just to earn a tie
  
• Terrorism is okay, as long as it is done in the name of Gay Rights.
  
• Gay rights protesters disrupt Sunday services with signs like "Jesus was a Homo." Yeah, that'll persuade people.
  
• Lawyer on Obama's Short List for A.G. Might be Able to Start by Calling off DOJ's Investigation of Her
  
• No communion for Obama voters
  
• Pastor takes political stand against Prop 8. Gays plan to challenge his tax status in 3 ... 2 ... 2 ... nevermind
  
• Obama resigns. GOP hopes this headline is a preview of another in 2009.
  
• For some reason, this Mexican town in the middle of an infamous drug war is having trouble attracting tourists.
  
• Obama's website: "Agenda? What agenda?"
  
• Proof that Keith Olbermann is literally an idiot: He refuses to vote.
  
• Council ranks term 'British' with 'negroes' and bans it
  
• He's the most interesting man in the world. He doesn't always have a botched surgery turn his penis black, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
  
• It's official. Broderick Green has left the team and will transfer.
  
• Bring Back Titan Football gets a plug on CNN SI.com
  
• Okay, SEC fans, you win. You care more about college football than the rest of us do
  
• How would you like to own a stock that drops $2200 in mid-day trading? I'd like about 100 of 'em.
  
• What Obama really needs is an advisor who is a cable TV showman, who guesses spectacularly wrong on a regular basis while handicapping stocks for speculators
  
• Jake Delhomme goes 7 for 27, 72 yards, 4 INTs, but it's against the Raiders, so Carolina wins
  
• Being a hot young superstar doesn't exempt you from getting dumped by your boyfriend over the phone
  
• Circuit City files for bankruptcy
  
• Lakers 111, Rockets 82
  
• Gang Hangs Beheaded Man From Overpass. Obama immediately declares that we need to get out of Mexico.
  
• Rage against the Nanny State. Libertarian Party: " '1984 was a warning, not a blueprint'."
  
• Obama team sending a couple of Bobs to 'virtually every agency'. Maybe this guy won't be so bad after all.
  
• Tennessee whores are even uglier than their football team. Special award goes to #10.
  
• Hillary Duff's new video "Reach Out" is getting censored. Sadly, parts of the video will still be shown
  
• Potential Cure for AIDS?
  
• Old and busted: fossil fuels. New hotness: ooze from rainforest fungi
  
• 1.9 billion years ago, God said, "Let there be plants" and there were plants
  
• If State Signs Were More Truthful
  
• Students forbidden to mention Obama
  
• Problem: NJ needs to cut spending. Solution: Shut down public park bathrooms, but only on weekends, when people would actually use them
  
• Thanks to a vigorous hurricane season and a down economy, used and slightly damaged yachts are now available cheap
  
• Remember when we thought Tennessee was good and UCLA's win over the Vols was a big upset? LOL. War Wyoming.
  
• Michigan might have more losses than ever before in its history, but they won the Little Brown Jug.
  
• The 16 Toys That Will Top Holiday Lists
  
• If you haven't heard of 'Twilight' yet, you're about to
  
• CSUF predicts a grim 2009 for O.C.
  
• Obama has spoken only to living presidents - No Nancy Reagan seances
  
• Terry Bowden: USC suffering from disrespect
  
• Paloma is now a Category 4 storm
  
• See ya, Security Pacific Bank. No more looking forward.
  
• British journalist covering Barack Obama caught on camera in drunk, plagiarism rant, with F-bombs
  
• Melissa Ethridge vows to not pay her taxes until she can marry her girlfriend.
  
• Honeywell moves jobs out of U.S. before Obama can get medieval on their asses for it
  
• Mattel to Slash 1,000 Jobs on News that Caribou Barbie Won't be a Hot Seller This Christmas
  
• Republican lawyers take back Palin's $150,000 campaign clothes
  
• Illinois Lottery - Winning Numbers after the Election: 6-6-6
  
• snopes.com: Robert F. Kennedy's 40-Year Prediction
  
• After two decades, Cal State Fullerton athletics reinstates ... golf
  
• The next President of the United States in Pictures
  
• Hey, Fat-Ass, have I got a pill for you!
  
• Voter turnout tops 64 percent, highest in 100 years
  
• Add "Stealing McCain signs" to the list of things you do, but do not say, if you're a college professor
  
• Pakistan has some serious train safety issues to work out
  
• You know who didn't buy the comparisons between interracial marriage and gay marriage? Black voters
  
• Feeding your begging dog table scraps could land you in jail.
  
• RIP Michael Crichton
  
• Autism more common in rainy places
  
• Santa Ana winds back in OC tomorrow
  
• Democrats expand control of Senate to 55 seats
  
• Supreme Court Justices Debate the 'F-Bomb'
  
• McCain concedes presidency, congratulates Obama
  
• Guess who supports a college football playoff
  
• The coolest example of a dead person voting for Obama
  
• Guess which candidate's supporter waved a gun and shut down Interstate 5 until they let him put a campaign sign on the overpass? If you guessed "McCain", try to think of a shorter answer.
  
• New Troopergate report clears Palin, and just in time for most Americans to find out when they get home from voting tomorrow
  
• Don't be so gullible, McCain/Palin
  
• Obama's grandmother dies a day before election - proof that God is cruel, or proof that Obama is going to lose?
  
• It turns out, PALIN is just PAIN with a big L in the middle
  
• Tennessee fans won't have Phillip Fulmer to kick around much longer
  
• Pistons, Nuggets swap Billups, McDyess for Iverson
  
• Hey Al, how's that firing of Lane Kiffin working out for ya?
  
• Obama: Against Same-Sex Marriage, and Against Laws to Prohibit Gay Marriage. Huh?
  
• Obama's 6-point plan to destroy jobs
  
• Obama's Energy Plan is so Important, We'll Just Have to Let Electricity Prices Skyrocket
  
• Bruno hits the Prop 8 rallies in L.A.
  
• World of Warcraft is having some sort of zombie event that all the nerds are freaking out over
  
• Moving to Canada? Once again Hollywood libs are making promises they don't intend to keep
  
• Last time manufacturing dropped this low, only the rich owned those newfangled CD players
  
• McCain supporter withholds candy from little Obama supporting treat-or-treaters
  
• 2008 electoral vote map and calculator - McCain wishful thinking edition
  
• School Makes 'Gay' Pledge Cards for indergartners
  
• Dave Grohl admits that Cobain was just another idiot with a guitar
  
• 'You can't see your son - but can he have one of your organs?': how social workers left one man with a terrible moral dilemma
  
• Thanks for the memories, Circuit City, say hello to Good Guys when you get to heaven.
  
• One in 60 million votes actually matters
  
• Titans remain perfect with OT win over Green Bay
  
• Bengals blow their shot at a perfect 0-16 season by beating J'ville
  
• Best game of the season: Texas Tech stuns No. 1 Texas
  
• QB Steve Young Breaks With his great great great granddaddy's religion and opposes California gay marriage ban
  
• Old and busted: blue collar worker joins Eagles as receiver, gets movie made about him. New hotness: blue collar worker becomes new Steelers long snapper. Movie rights up for bid soon.
  
• Will Ferrell saves the day at USC practice
  
• USC outscores Washington schools 125-0 on the season
  
• U. FlA gives Georgia a 49-10 shocker
  
• Obama tosses his illegal alien aunt under the bus with Rev. Wright and all his socialist pals.
  
• Hawaii State Department of Health declares Obama birth certificate legal. Had they done this in April, we could have saved a lot of grief, yes?
  
• These community organizers urge you to vote for Obama
  
• This one time, in band class, I totally nailed the band director. Twice
  
• Cobain maybe wasn't the genius we all considered him
  
• Watching porn won't just make you go blind, it'll kill you. Just ask this guy's next-of-kin.
  
• Silver DUI Guy's Mugshot
  
• Boy Sent Home From School For Dressing As Jesus for Halloween. Axe Murderers still ok.
  
• Searchers more bits of Steve Fossett
  
• Obama's lead is back to 8% going into the final weekend before the election.
  
• Last thing on your list of things to do before you die: bowl a perfect game. Check. Thud.
  
• The Queen of Spain would like you to know that she is not a fag hag
  
• PSA: No matter how much you lost on the stock market, you can't take you're girlfriend to the buffet and expect that they'll let her eat off your plate for free