After hearing Joe Paterno joke about his first trip to Disneyland being 150 years ago, I thought I'd share some dumb jokes about old guys, tweaked just a bit for Joe:
- Joe Paterno's so old, his memory is in black and white.
- Joe Paterno's so old, his social security number is 1.
- Joe Paterno's so old, when he took his history class, the name of the class was "Right Now."
- Joe Paterno's so old, when he was born, the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.
- Joe Paterno's so old, when he reads the Bible, he reminisces.
- Joe Paterno's so old, his Bible is autographed.
- Joe Paterno's so old, his first license was for walking, because horses hadn't been invented yet.
- Joe Paterno's so old, when he goes walking around in a museum, they keep trying to put him back in the exhibits.
This no joke: Joe Paterno has been coaching for so long, USC has had 6 different head coaches since Paterno took over at Penn State. Seven, if you count John Robinson's two head coaching stints separately.
If you had to, which place would you go: A Catholic Church, Neverland, or a shower supervised by Joe Pa?
Posted by: Jp | November 18, 2011 at 16:08
Awesome! Grampa Joe Pa Jokes is fantastic.
Posted by: Blonde Jokes | January 29, 2011 at 00:37
OMG! You correctly guessed the AFLAC trivia question for the Rose Bowl!
Posted by: Cranky Greg | January 01, 2009 at 22:20