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    July 06, 2009

    A Backlog of Photoposts

    I have a bunch of photo posts I put together on my netbook and phone since we started our vacation last month, but I haven't uploaded them previously because I obviously am on an inferior 3G network and every upload attempt failed. Now that I'm back at the office and all, they all get splashed onto the blog in a few minutes, bearing their original dates.

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    June 03, 2009

    I Hate When That Happens

    I had another one of those "publish later" posts get messed up. I'm not sure how I did it this time. Maybe I should just publish all my stuff right as I finished it.

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    May 02, 2009

    April 2009 Demiblog Links

    I did little blogging in April, even on the demiblog. Here are the few links I shared last month:

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    April 01, 2009

    March Linklog, fka My Last Post, Written Long Ago

    My link log for March. I put some of these up on my Twitter account, too, at http://twitter.com/OCLex.

    Okay, I'm deleting my bad joke. Actually, I do have a post like that, set to post at the end of each year, which I change the date of every year. That way, when I really do kick off, if I'm still a blogger, you all, or both, as the case may be, will know. Don't believe me if I post such a thing on April Fool's Day, however. Life varies, and lately, I've been more consumed by other things, but I'm going to start posting stuff again.

    [revised 4/09]

    If I haven't posted lately, I'm probably dead or in a coma somewhere. Wish me luck.

    [written by Mike, 3/20/2006]

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    March 02, 2009

    February Linkin' Log

    My link log for February. Not as many this month, because I'm putting more of them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/OCLex.

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    February 08, 2009

    750,000 Hits

    I'm 3/4 of the way to my goal of a million hits. Then I might quit blogging. I hit 750,000 sometime yesterday.

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    January 31, 2009

    January 09 Demiblog Links

    My link log for January. Not as many this month, because I'm putting more of them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/OCLex.

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    December 31, 2008

    Demiblog Links, December 2008

    Here were the demiblog links for December:

    A lot of linkin last month.

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    November 30, 2008

    Demiblog Links, November 2008

    Here were the demiblog links for November:

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    October 31, 2008

    October Demiblog Links 10/08

    The links for the October demiblog:

  • Four more years! (Of Andrew Bynum as a Laker)
  • 9-Year-Old Shocked While Trying to Swap McCain and Obama Signs
  • Forget Avian Flu. This new strain of TB is much more likely to kill you
  • "Have you ever dreamt of the day that you had millions of dollars to spend?" Then the Washington State DOT has a job for you!
  • How teachers can opt out of the Prop 8 donations and get $20 back from the CTA
  • God isn't 42. He's 10 to the 122nd power.
  • Hockey coach's accuser admits that she's such a freak, she didn't even notice his third testicle, but she's definitely not lying under oath.
  • Moran complains to city about putting political stickers on their McClain-Galion dump trucks
  • Obama's Infomercial Was So Full of Crap, Even His Girlfriend, The Associated Press, Says So
  • How Parents Can Snoop On Texts and Cell Phone Calls
  • Apparently, the Phillies won the World Series, but you and I will have to take their word for it, because we weren't watching it ourselves
  • Creepy pedophile-looking sex offender lives in parking garage. What could possibly go wrong with that?
  • Candidate's wife accuses opponent of going "AWOL" on constituents. By agreeing to another tour of service in Iraq
  • Free Krispy Kreme donut for everyone who votes. Woo hoo!
  • L.A. Times explains that it's protecting a confidential source by not releasing the Obama PLO fundraiser video
  • Sticking to the "Real Issues", Media Investigate John McCain's Car Accident. From 1964.
  • Even thieves are entitled to their back wages
  • Obama Effigy Found - News Cameras Seek Immediate Reaction from Professor Lynch
  • 3%-6% of people who already voted do not know who they voted for.
  • Bad news, son. Attractive fathers do not pass their looks on to sons.
  • Vietnam to ban small-chested drivers. Hollywood watches eagerly in hope of reducing traffic on Santa Monica Blvd. by 50%.
  • There are a lot of people who don't believe in Jesus, but most aren't Catholic priests
  • Meet the rich girl who wants to be Barbie, but isn't
  • Woman in Chains Fights Eviction. Irony: She's a forclosure specialist NBC San Diego
  • Feds may cut rate to 1%. Soon, they'll pay you to borrow their money.
  • Madonna created marriage contract that ordered Guy to 'devote time to sex and not to shout at his wife'
  • CNN says no thanks to Obama half-hour
  • The Obama/Biden's definition of the rich keeps slipping closer and closer to what you make
  • If you don't like Barney Frank's economic policies, you are a gaybasher
  • Jesus appears in cloud over Sydney. Or maybe it was a cloud airplane. Or just a random pattern.
  • CNN Electoral Map Calculator
  • Gallup Daily: Presidential Race Narrows to 2%
  • The reason Sarah Palin didn't condemn the person yelling "He's a Nigger" at her rally is because the shouter was yelling Obama "Reddistributor"
  • Pelosi: A Democratic Congress and White House will lead to more bipartisanship
  • Colin Powell vouched under oath for Senator Stevens before he was convicted on all felony counts. Who else is he vouching for?
  • Good news, asshole, you were born that way.
  • TSA to ease restrictions on liquids in 2009
  • The New ESPNU 150
  • McCain campaign accuses L.A. Times of suppressing Obama video
  • World Series weather 1. Phillies and Rays 0.
  • Greg Oden beats last year's personal best of zero NBA minutes without injury, but just barely.
  • Angels ready to waive goodbye to Garrett Anderson?
  • The NBA season is here: Lakers 96, Trailblazers 76
  • Bye, Ty
  • Politico admits that are completely f*cking John McCain over with their bias
  • RealClearPolitics Electoral Map Updates - Obama's Got 255/270 locked up already
  • It's true: Huntley Brown ain't voting for Obama
  • The world's fattest man just found a bride. Why can't you?
  • Ted Stevens: guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty
  • If you were hoping to find Jennifer Hudson's nephew for that $100,000 reward, you're too late.
  • Nothing good happens: (a) after midnight; (b) when you are 8 and playing with an Uzi; (c) either (a) or (b).
  • ATF thwarts assassination plot targeting Obama
  • Racist homeowners hang candidate in effigy. Oh, wait, it's Sarah Palin he's hanging. Never mind. Nothing to see here.
  • Big Labor Does Gay Marriage
  • Scientology gets Shafted.
  • Wall Street is scared shitless of Obama
  • L.A. Times refuses to release video Of Barack Obama attending Jew-bashing dinner, because they are definately not biased
  • draft joe the plumber ?
  • Young model falls in love with Internet billionaire.
  • Carson Palmer out for the season. Bungles look forward to 0-16.
  • Are you a teacher who longs for a chance for a paid vacation in the middle of the school year? Slip 3 seconds of porn into your next class video
  • Britney Spears too fragile to face a jury. Still good with flashing her babymaker to the papparazzi
  • Nanny state won't let 16 year olds use vacuum. That would be downright dangerous!
  • McCain volunteer admits she made up story about black Obama backer carving backwards "B" on her face. Admits it looked like a regular "B" in the mirror
  • Deadbeats move overseas to dodge student loans
  • Vikings were total metrosexuals
  • Sarah Palin 'going rogue,' on John McCain
  • Virtual divorcee kills virtual ex-husband, goes to virtual jail. Wait, no, it might be a real jail
  • Say Hello To The Dumbest Batch Of 'Wheel' Contestants In History
  • 6 Of Your Favorite Things That Are Secretly Making You Fat
  • 'Smears' About Obama Largely True
  • Remember? We were indeed greeted as liberators in Iraq.
  • AP presidential poll: All even
  • A liberal blogger proves to be the make of the racist hateful 'Obama Bucks'
  • Kiss this woman, or she will kick. your. ass. On second thought, just let her kick your ass.
  • Palin Protestors narrowly avoid Darwin Award nominations
  • Baptist preacher says birth control is 'murder'
  • Texas Tech halftime contest winner may be invited to join team as placekicker
  • San Francisco mulls over legalizing street prostitution
  • Theft of Obama sign caught on video
  • BYU revokes diploma for graduate who sold calendars with topless guys on it
  • Dead or Alive's Pete Burns looks closer to dead than alive
  • Animal rights groups harass man who fought off bear attack with a stick.
  • Mr. Blackwell dies, leaves behind a well-dressed corpse
  • Could Washington get any more irresponsible?
  • CHOC Walk in the Park remembers sick children
  • 5 Strange Moments in TV Screenshots
  • vintage retro black and white new york 1885-1940
  • Polar Bears Swimming With Children, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (With a 12 Inch Glass Divider)
  • Hallowindows
  • GOP group depicts Obama with watermelon, fried chicken and ribs
  • The 10 most stupid taxes... ever
  • A Skyscraper 1.55 miles high
  • Want to buy a couple extra houses? In Detroit, you can buy them For less than $10,000
  • Everyone who was blaming George Bush for world oil prices should be sending him a thank you card now
  • If USC wins out, you'll be able to hear the SEC bitchfest from 2004 all over again
  • USC 69, Washington State 0. But hey, Cougs, at least you won the time of possession battle Recap
  • Nanny state urges compassion for people who engage in public sex acts
  • According to this study, I should be a raving liberal
  • Forcing priests to wear robes is absurd
  • If you for voted Tony Romo for most overrated QB, the Rams made you look like an idiot today.
  • If you hate kids, you shouldn't adopt them
  • 7th grader called racist for wearing Palin t-shirt
  • Another reason to hate clowns
  • Swiss neutrality stops when the humiliation of plants is at stake
  • If the old bag down the street won't give you your ball back, you can now have her hauled off the jail.
  • Jamaican steal a whole beach
  • Unfortunate Ad Placement
  • PSA: car wash vacuum sex is a crime
  • BCS Standings Are Out
  • Nation's first universal child health care program doesn't last
  • 7-7-7 No Good For Rays. 7th inning 7 run lead with 7 outs evaporates as Red Sox rally to win 8-7.
  • Bye Bye BYU's BCS
  • Sex on the Beach in New York: Six dollars. Sex on the Beach in Dubai: Three Months
  • Former Titan football coaches say team would prevail
  • Americans Flunk Simple 3-Question Political Survey
  • John McCain looking presidential - Exhibit A
  • John McCain looking presidential - Exhibit B
  • PalinAsPresident.com
  • Apparently, Dick Cheney just saw the latest poll results.
  • Idiot Lawmaker May Appeal Dismissal of Suit Against God for Causing Earthquakes and Stuff
  • NFL Stadium Rankings: St. Louis is Dead Last. Suck It, Ghost of Georgia Frontiere.
  • Lou Holtz on why Texas fans wear orange.
  • Clear your Saturday, you may be playing QB against USC
  • School bans pupils from eating Marmite because it 'contains too much salt'
  • Man's head appears in aquarium photo
  • Couple Declare Themselves "Sovereign." They Think This Gives Them The Right to Buy Your Stuff With Their Homemade Monetary Creations.
  • Parisians show you their city for free
  • Another Bowden Brother is Out of Coaching
  • Rangers prospect Alexei Cherepano dies during game
  • Hang Down Your Head Rich Cooey, Poor Boy, You're Not Too Fat to Die
  • Nebraska's Safe Haven Law Lets Out-of-state Parents Dumped Their Teenagers Without Consequence. This is a trend that could spread.
  • Dodger scalpers attract few customers, more cops
  • The Senator From ACORN
  • If you ever wondered what it looked like when the oceans were created, you can see one in the works in Africa's rift valley
  • The most butt-puckering ice climbing photo you'll see all week.
  • The next giant in the ditigal economy might be Demand Media, Inc.
  • Only one AP voter has Ohio State lower than #15. If you guessed its the idiot from the Ann Arbor paper, you're right!
  • You can never be too thin, and if your execution day is approaching, you can never be too fat, either
  • Chicago's Cook County sheriff refuses to do his job, because he thinks foreclosure evictions are hurting the wrong people.
  • AIG planning another fancy retreat. This is not a repeat of last week's story.
  • Once again, there IS crying in professional football.
  • Have you ever wondered who would be king today if Washington had been crowned a monarch? Meet the guy who might have been America's Ninth King.
  • If all the lesbians in town go to the same guy for their sperm, what if their kids later hook up?
  • The baddest bear-killer you'll meet this week.
  • Judge: no deportation for man imprisoned on bogus conviction for 19 years until after his lawsuit is heard
  • Could a President Obama also get a House majority and a filibuster-proof Senate?
  • On second thought, maybe camping right next to those giant cliffs in Yosemite isn't such a great idea.
  • John Cusack stalker trial to go forward. (With Cusack-would-not-hit-that photo goodness)
  • Jamie Lynn Spears Not Pregnant Again
  • Top 5 Hot Girls Gone Fugly
  • Having failed to do it with drugs, so far, Amy Winehouse on suicide watch for threatening herself with a knife.
  • The secret to a happy marriage
  • Would-Be Illegal Immigrants Look at U.S. and say "F*ck That!", stay home.
  • Auburn fires its offensive coordinator.
  • Art: 'The Express' Portrays West Virginia fans as vicious racists. Real Life: Syracuse didn't even play West Virginia.
  • I Hate the Red Sox
  • Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again
  • Half-ton Mexican man dies; family blames government.
  • Pete Carroll Supports Bringing Back Titan Football
  • Why are we really in Iraq? So that people can yell stuff at Sarah Palin, of course.
  • Former Mighty Morphin Power Ranger's defense lawyer begins opening statement with "Skylar is guilty of all three murders."
  • OJ Simpson's previously scheduled acquittal party is postponed for an indefinite time period.
  • It Was Fun While It Lasted: World's Happiest Nation, Iceland Faces Bankruptcy
  • PSA: Facing foreclosure? Shoot yourself in the chest twice and we might let you keep your home. Sincerely, Fannie Mae.
  • In the Nanny State, taking an unchivalrous photograph of a drunk chick barfing on the street is a crime.
  • School bans Fukudome jersey because they think it's profane
  • Former Cornhusker Lawrence Phillips sentenced to ten years.
  • Warren Sapp: Al Davis knows football, but its 60s and 70s football. Jim Plunkett quietly plans his comeback.
  • Prosperity Gospel Preachers: Where is your God money now?
  • They think they found part of Steve Fossett at wreckage site
  • Panhandlers can get up to $40/hour
  • There's nothing wrong with a bailout if we want to be like Japan in 1990
  • Chicago Cubs are losing it this year even without a Bartman
  • PSA: Please leave your sheds open for thieves. We don't want them damaging our sheds trying to steal our tools.
  • Anne Hathaway Esquire interview about butt sex is a hoax
  • Admission: Michigan State cheated to win the 1988 Rose Bowl
  • Al Davis's letter to Lane Kiffin. Ouch.
  • No Charges In Sex Offender Strangling.
  • Engineer sent text 22 seconds before fatal train crash
  • The entire 451 page Senate bailout bill
  • Grandmother arrested after refusing to delete JetBlue fight video
  • Dodgers 7 Cubs 2
  • Nobody pushed those 95 nay votes from the Democrats' side.
  • Pesky facts: "There is no record of a victim being charged for a rape kit."
  • Debunking the rape, kit cost
  • SF Examiner endorses McCain. Next: God opens the Sixth Seal.
  • \WaMu Says, "Take A Picture It Lasts Longer..."
  • PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk in their Ice Creams. The Onion predicted this.
  • As a group, atheists are more likely than believers to believe in other crazy shit like alien abductions and ghosts.
  • Washington Mutual shortens its name to "Was"
  • PSA: Melbourne has the ugliest hookers on the planet
  • Is England ready for another Catholic Queen?
  • If you patronize hookers, you deserve to end up with this at least once.
  • Apparently, you can get so fat that you would just exhaust that flesh-eating bacteria to death
  • Carson Palmer wins. Thank God for bets on the Ohio State game.
  • Sexist "Men" and "Women" Toilet Signs Must Go

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    September 30, 2008

    September Demiblog Links 9/08

    The links for the September demiblog:

  • Market drops a lucky 777. Paper losses cross the trillion dollar mark for first time ever.
  • Orange County Construction Down 94%
  • 100-Win Angels to Play Red Sox
  • Rogue thunderstorms move through O.C.
  • Hurricane 11 2008
  • Hurricane Kyle (2008)
  • Valiant Father Demonstrates How to Kill a Sexual Predator Who Sneaks in During the Night
  • Hurricane Kyle batters Nova Scotia
  • PSA: When undergoing anesthesia for any future surgery in the nether-region, make it clear up front that no matter what they think they find, they need your permission to amputate your penis. Or do nothing and end up like this guy.
  • Former Virginia QB Lalich seeks transfer to Oregon State, several more beatings by USC
  • Fire Pete Carroll?
  • What if McCain sends Palin to the Debate?
  • GLAAD Comes Out in Support of Fox Network
  • Jordan HS QB James Boyd recruited by USC as Defensive Lineman
  • With no one else able to offer a better explanation, financial news reporters turn to the actor who once played Gordon Gekko in some movie about Wall Street
  • We could be facin' anudder Great Depression, dontcha know?
  • London's Olympic Park toilets to turn away from Mecca
  • Clay Aiken announces, to the surprise of no one, that he is gay.
  • O.C. judge appeals removal from bench
  • Ben Stein explains the latest financial crisis
  • Lindsay Lohan admits lesbian relationship on Loveline.
  • "McCain, Obama avoid same-sex marriage". They're just going to live together for a while.
  • Pictures of Jaime Lynn Spears Breastfeeding Triggers Child Porn Investigation.
  • New dates for Palin’s O.C. visit: Oct 4-5
  • Attend the Stanford School of Engineering for free, online.
  • Blogger accuses non-blogger of blogging. Libel?
  • Obama's old community organizer organization ACORN continues its corrupt ways
  • Meet the Sonis. These are the kind of people who caused financial institutions to fail.
  • Oh, but they say they've been acquitted of everything (now via Google cache)
  • Who says plants can't feel pain?
  • Paris to London? What's not to love about that?
  • Leeds attempts to strangle the English language to death
  • Baytown teacher forever forfeits any shot she had at Teacher of the Year awards.
  • Former state senator says Ike victims were "damn fools" who deserve to have their homes seized by the state without compensation.
  • If you believe these things come in threes, this weekend might be a bad time to ride a train in Los Angeles
  • Virginia QB Lalich is fired.
  • Confident Auburn officials remind students not to boo during this weekend's loss to LSU
  • Irish Illustrated video: "Close shave for Kuntz".
  • Obama claims credit for the Bush stimulus plan that he didn't even vote for. Al Gore congratulates him via the email he invented.
  • Margaret Cho's opinion piece, "I’m a Christian, you F*ckers", featuring "God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion"
  • Must-see trips not worth bothering with, says dumbass staycationer
  • Black columnist who says she never experienced racism until she was 40 declares: Begun, the Race War in American has.
  • It took Metrolink crashes, but the trains finally got Greg Lintner, hero of crash no. 1.
  • The Nanny State wouldn't ban Christmas, would they?
  • DeSean Jackson is still an idiot - with video spike-it-on-the-one goodness.
  • Galveston Reporter Booted Out of Shelter During Ike Because Having a Reporter There Made People Uncomfortable.
  • Might I suggest using the contractor who built this house?
  • Doctors say leg pain can signal deadly blood clot.
  • In his first start since high school, QB Matt Cassel leads New England over Brett Favre and the Jets.
  • No one is going to accuse Charlie Weis of doing anything athletic, but he did blow his knee out during the Notre Dame - Michigan game
  • New AP Poll: USC, Oklahoma, Georgia.
  • USC exposes Ohio State early and often.
  • Final score: Ike 1, Reliant Stadium 0
  • Old and Busted: 13-9. New Hotness: 59-0. roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
  • The Lane Kiffin experiment is just about over. Thanks for taking him off our hands, Raiders.
  • K-Rod breaks the single season save record with his 58th.
  • Most of the country wants Ohio State to lose in humiliating fashion.
  • Ike has already covered most of Galveston with seawater and it's still five hours offshore.
  • Cops are chasing you. You encounter a wall that is three feet high on your side, and an unknown height on the other side. Do you (a) leap to your death?
  • If you want to congratulate Emmanuel Moody for his brilliant decision to leave USC, you might need to wait a few more games.
  • The 10 most obnoxious fan bases in college football
  • Why football teams should almost never punt
  • Buckeye fans: Watch the Buckeyes come to LA on Flight Tracker
  • Beanie Wells downgraded to "doubtful" against USC
  • Sex-offending Donald Sutherland impersonator violates parole within 40 minutes.
  • Scientists discover that carbon-dating might not be accurate beyond 150 million years, which proves that the Earth was created 6,000 years ago.
  • Even "The Rich" Are Living Paycheck to Paycheck
  • Government refuses donation of marble. Would rather pay $170K on a bid, then pay $2.2M for the stone.
  • Best date advice ever: forget dinner and a movie. Take her someplace fun and exciting.
  • Congress: "ZOMG, Y R txts so much $$?!?"
  • When we said politicians were in bed with the oil companies, we didn't mean it literally. Wait. Yes, we did.
  • Scientists beaming after test of big atom smasher. The rest of us are just glad they didn't blow up the entire Earth.
  • 7.0 quake sends 4 cm tsunami toward Tokyo. Phuket just laughs.
  • The first team to clinch a playoff spot: The Angels. Bonus: K-Rod is one save away from Bobby Thigpen's record. Double-bonus: The win drops the Yankees 10 losses back in the wildcard race
  • PSA: there may be a correlation between knocking up / marrying Ashlee Simpson and being a depressed drunk who might blow his brains out if given the chance.
  • Galveston prepares for Ike to come ashore as a Category 4 hurricane.
  • If you've always wanted to chalk the big guy's penis, fate is smiling upon you right now.
  • Soulless evil bear follows fisherman onto boat for a quick mauling at sea
  • Is there any NFL team as bad as the St. Louis Rams this season?
  • Ok, maybe the Raiders are worse.
  • When you need to ask police for help finding your quarterback, you might be in for a long season.
  • Beanie will definitely play against USC. Cecil still listed as improbable.
  • Lights Out gets the red light for 2008.
  • Chad Johnson can't wear Ocho Cinco until they sell all their Johnsons
  • Detroit's new City Council president tells media they are evil, and screams "Leave me alone!". Citizens wonder if they can get talk the convict into withdrawing his resignation.
  • Passengers on Carnival Miracle freak out over detour to aviod TS Hanna
  • How Obama blew it.
  • Store ties discount percentage to Arkansas State's margin of victory. Smart shoppers got 73% off yesterday. Notre Dame opponents have no plan to offer similar discounts.
  • The Reggie Bush appeal
  • California union to seek Schwarzenegger recall
  • Ding! Dong! The Al-Qaida spokesman from O.C. might be dead.
  • Sagarin's 2008 College Football Rankings
  • MySpace Cofounder Tom Anderson Was A Real Life “WarGames” Hacker in 1980s
  • Lakers' Bynum says he's '100 percent'
  • Europeans: No more cool ads for you
  • For Better of For Worse is about to go with "worse"
  • Google Chrome's Fine Print Sucks
  • Mater Dei -Carson set to start season on National TV
  • USC is No. 1
  • Why ESPN is going to be over-hyping the SEC from now on

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    September 09, 2008

    The August Demiblog

    I forgot to start the Demiblog over this month. Here were the August demiblog links:

  • Economic growth over 3% last quarter. Where's my damn recession?
  • Disposable Temporary E-Mail Address
  • She'd rather go to jail
  • Life imitates art again: David Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction
  • Before trashing New Orleans, Hurricane Gustav is going to wipe parts of Grand Cayman off the map
  • Write your Congressman! Support these guys now!
  • To be young again...
  • GOP wants to ban even private stem cell research
  • New Orleans prepares for possible Katrina II
  • Yosemite Valley
  • Some people never stop being assholes, even after you shoot them dead.
  • John Edwards to former supporters: "I let you down, and I'm sorry." Former supporters: "DIAF"
  • Sanchez cleared to play vs. Virginia
  • "There's no way I came from an ape," says teacher, complete with photo of chick who looks like a shaved ape.
  • Author '100 Things to Do Before You Die' hits head at home and dies before he hits 50.
  • Should a relief pitcher be named MVP?
  • And the pussification of America's youth continues: 9-year-old boy told he's too good to pitch.
  • While Kobe prepares to receive his godl medal, a restraining order is granted against Shaq. Hey Shaq, how does Kobe's ass taste?
  • Area codes 714 and 657 become like Siamese twins today.
  • Everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is quick but mine is slow. Why it gores the neighbor girl, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo....
  • Woman Arrested After 35 Years On Run. With "Looks like a homeless dude" mugshot goodness.
  • "If there is anything in that black bag, it’s not mine."
  • The coolest picture of Yankee Stadium you're going to see today
  • Good shoplifters don't get caught. Unlucky ones get caught. Really unlucky ones get caught in the trash compactor.
  • Obama picks running mate. Refuses to say who.
  • These are female wrestlers. Honest.
  • Barista is like Hamilton in a bikini. All right, Hamilton!
  • U.S. women beat Brasil for soccer gold
  • May-Treanor and Walsh's 108th straight win takes the gold
  • The Titans decide that one receiver named Chris Davis just isn't enough.
  • Buh-bye, Biatch. Nicole Parra booted from the Capitol.
  • More than half of all Americans are going to be disappointed by God at some point in their lives
  • Jealous over the Spaniards getting all that attention, Argentina's soccer players adopt the 'slit-eyed' look
  • Bolt is lightning fast
  • The world's oldest man is dead. Long live the world's oldest man.
  • Gawking tourists not welcome in the Castro
  • Team USA baseball makes semifinals
  • Newly Discovered Bigfoot Body Revealed to Be Halloween Costume
  • A map of every Bowl Division school in the USA
  • Phelps's 6th Gold Medal - Frame-By-Frame
  • The American shooter just wasn't meant to ever win a gold medal
  • Having solved all more pressing societal problems, a new government program is going to start encouraging people to clench their buttocks whilest waiting for the bus, to improve overall physical fitness
  • In the land of Michigan, it's ok to pose nursing home patients and take funny cell phone pics of them, but only if they are already dead.
  • Old and busted: Eleanor Rigby. New hotness: Dolores Aguilar
  • How many of you are there?
  • Disney sells little girl panties that say "Dive In." For some reason, certain parents are upset about this
  • All 56 representatives of China's 56 ethnic groups were from the 90% majority "Han" ethnic group.
  • AP poll: Georgia, Ohio State, USC. And some idiot apparently voted Washington #25.
  • Old and busted: "You can't quit. You're fired!" New hotness: "You can't reject your bronze medal. You're stripped of it."
  • Opening ceremony participants had to get nekked to get the job
  • Congresswoman can't keep her own homes from foreclosure or nuisance charges
  • Space Invaders
  • The 21 edicts from the Chinese Government's propaganda unit
  • Sometimes, when you steal a crummy old, unmarked van, you just get unlucky, and it turns out to belong to the FBI, who use dna evidence to bust you
  • Americans Liukin & Johnson take gold and silver in gymnastics
  • Six races, six gold medals, six world records, for Michael Phelps
  • IOC bans 2 athletes after failed drug tests. In related news, Olympic shooters take performance enhancing drugs.
  • Spanish women’s team is stupid too
  • After ripping McCain for an oil gimmick that would save us each half a tank, Obama proposes a gimmick to save us each half a tank.
  • Bus beheading suspect: 'Please kill me'. Why he didn't make the request before beheading an innocent passenger is still unclear.
  • McCain might clinch Florida's electoral votes by Labor Day
  • Jason Lezak, the swimmer who anchored the U.S. men's stunning 400-meter relay win, is the oldest swimmer on the team.
  • You think you got screwed by the airline? Be glad you weren't these vacationers.
  • Favre says his arm gets tierd easily.
  • Want to be able to eat 12,000 calories a day without becoming a fat ass? Just swim for five hours a day like Michael Phelps.
  • At last, a pill to cure the common cold?
  • FOX Sports ranks the Top 10 college football teams of the past decade. USC: #8. Boise State, #1
  • Phelps wins fifth gold medal in Beijing
  • Court: "You get only a 75% share of your Rape Victim's Compensation because you were drunk."
  • We had Milli Vanilli, China has Lin Miaoke
  • Cult members take Deuteronomy 21:18-21 literally
  • Sen. Byron Dorgan (D-N.D.) shows how he doesn't understand the first thing about taxation or economics
  • Stay classy, Spanish basketball team
  • Drunk and passed out on the sidewalk is no way to welcome the Google Street View guys, son.
  • Chinese rower misses two medal chances by forgetting his first race time
  • Mark Spitz now looks like Joe Isuzu
  • "Excuse me, I'm the porn inspector. I'm going to have to inspect your porn looking for minors. Let's see it."
  • Russian deepends its invasion of Georgia, but expresses no interest in Mississippi
  • For 836 years, God has protected his clergy from the dangers of climbing pulpit steps, but that's not safe enough in the Nanny State.
  • Gary Coleman can't get laid even if he marries the chick
  • SI NCAA Football Rankings: 1 to 119
  • Rivals.com College Football - Pac-10 preview
  • African baobab fruit aka monkey's bread might be the next superfruit
  • Judge orders halt to Defcon speech on subway card hacking
  • Ah, but ... here's the presentation.
  • LA Times sports writer Bill Plaschke seeks to understand China by eating some penis.
  • Exactly one guy shows up to see Al Franken campaign stop
  • Cloned puppies may have exposed 31-year sex slave mystery. Pity the poor man who was this beast's sex slave.
  • At last, a spa treatment for real men
  • California couple sets record for shortest lesbian marriage with three days. This record can only be broken once or twice.
  • Sean Penn's new movie is going to be phull of phake phalluses
  • 38 dead after being bitten by vampire bats. Or are they ... undead?
  • The bad part about naming your kid Allah is that if he grows up to deal drugs, it sounds bad.
  • Doing scientific research at home is now against the law
  • Rumors of Bernie Mac's untimely death have been upgraded from outrageous and false to sadly true
  • US Women sweep first medals in individual fencing.
  • President Bush goes all the way to China to watch the Olympics, and starts with girls' basketball
  • Chinese man kills U.S. coach's father-in-law, injures wife
  • Lakers sign 6'9" point guard
  • Mark Sanchez knee pops. All Trojans except Mitch Mustain say "Ah, shit"
  • USC kicks usc's ass in court
  • Sometime in 2048, the last skinny person in the U.S. will shove her piehole full and become fat like the rest of us.
  • Footnote: USC recruit Daniel Campbell did not qualify.
  • If you are in the market for flights from JFK to JFK, here's good news. They're free!
  • Nobody saw the risk that Vince Weiguang Li would behead and eat a dude on a bus. But then again, who expects that from anyone?
  • USC Trojans 2008 Starting D-Backs Best in the Nation
  • B-B-B-Brettie and the Jets
  • PETA exploits bus beheading victim in anti-meat ad
  • Russians and Cubans make plans to drink our milkshake, since environmentals don't want us to drink it ourselves.
  • Luggage? Check. Duty-free goods? Check. Four-year-old child? Uh...
  • Mary-Kate Olsen wants everyone to know she did nothing illegal; it's just she wants immunity before talking to police about her friend Heath Ledger's totally innoncent accidental overdose.
  • Memo to this random freak: Everything about Borat was a joke. A joke. Not to be taken seriously. Ever.
  • Chef who suggested using salad ingredient that can poison you to death: "Oops. My bad."
  • Death row inmate plans to eat his way to long life
  • Surprise! Another "tough on sex offenders" representative is an alleged sex offender
  • Obama owns heckler
  • School's animated gif asks kids: "Want to cyber?" (link goes to Internet archive. They took it down)
  • Life imitates dinner-theater mystery art
  • US Border Agency says it is allowed to steal your iPod.
  • Obama opposes reparations for slavery. Ask him again in five months.
  • When you vote for the terminator for governor, why are you surprised when he terminates 22,000 people?
  • Man beheaded on bus to Winnipeg for no apparent reason
  • Sheikh flies Lamborghini 6,500 miles to UK for oil change. Carbon footprint doubles because of the C2O of a million treehuggers hyperventilating
  • Court Britney Spears still to batshiat crazy to manage her own affairs.
  • World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC. To everyone's surprise, it is not a political joke about John McCain.

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      July 31, 2008

      The July Demiblog

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      July 02, 2008

      Blogged Ratings

      Blogged.com rated 16,508 personal blogs, and apparently, they thought mine was the 311th best. Not bad, given that I've never really strived to make this anything more than me going on about whatever stuff my friends, family and I are paying attention to at any given moment. With a score of 8.3 out of 10, I could argue that I'm really tied for 135th-best. That sounds even better at a blogger's cocktail party, if such things exist. Do bloggers have cocktail parties?

      I'm not sure how the ratings work, and I question the reliability, because I also maintain a professional blog that, unlike this thing, is somewhat well-regarded and is the #1 google search result for its subject matter. It scored a 6.8. Go figure.

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      June 30, 2008

      June 2008 Demiblog Links

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      June 01, 2008

      The May 2008 Demiblog Links

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      April 2008 Demiblog

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      February 04, 2008

      January Demiblog Links

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      January 07, 2008

      Posthumous Blogging

      This is plenty sad. The blogging soldier was killed in Iraq.

      http://www.andrewolmsted.com/

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      January 03, 2008

      Loyette Is Born

      Brendan and Becky's kid, the "Loyette" was born on New Year's Eve. Brendan being the popular blogger that he is, got a plug on Instapundit (the best plug I ever got was from AOL). They could have been even more famous with just a bit more planning. Remember the Daylight Saving Twins story? That story can be topped easily. All you need to do is (i) have twins, not just one baby; (ii) have the first one born on New Year's Day, just after midnight, in Bullhead City Nevada; and then (iii) wheel your butt across the bridge over the Colorado River to Laughlin so your younger twin can be born in California, in the year prior to the year in which the older twin was born in Arizona. Brendan and Becky were just one baby, half a day and a few states away from that sort of magic. Maybe next time. I'm sure they are happy nonetheless. For the time being, my mug is all over Brendan's blog, alongside Mike Tran as part of his payoff on the USC-UCLA game wager. It was the second-to-last picture taken of me before doctors removed part of my body, which is now no longer complete, as God designed it.

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      December 02, 2007

      November Demiblog Links

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      November 12, 2007

      What Level of Education Do You Need To Understand This Blog

      Criticsrant.com has the answer:

      cash advance

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      November 01, 2007

      October DemiBlog Links

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      October 01, 2007

      September DemiBlog Links

      These were the September Demiblog links:

    • Over Larry Craig's Nay Vote, Senate Passes Bill Supporting Guys Who Might Take a Wide Stance in the Stall
    • Carrot Top: The Scariest Bitch in Hollywood
    • This Is What $1.50 Buys You These Days in the Florida Red Light Districts
    • Nevada Girl From Sex Tape Found Safe, So To Speak.
    • U.S. Judge Strikes Michigan Law Permitting Police to Force Pedestrians to Take Breath Tests
    • Lake Havasu Amoeba Kills Healthy Teenager
    • Disbarred Lawyer to Teach Legal Ethics Class
    • Strapping a Bomb to a Fall Guy Is Becoming a Popular Way to Rob Banks
    • Soon, It Will Be Against The Law To Discriminate Against People With Smelly Hair
    • Mel Gibson Moving His Family "300 Miles Away From Their Home in California" To Costa Rica. In Related News, Costa Rica is Closer Than Ever.
    • Soldier in Iraq Killed One day After Becoming a Father
    • Milton Bradley Suffers The Stupidest Season-Ending Injury in the History of Sports
    • Smelley the Cock to Start at QB For South Carolina
    • This Is What Marcia Brady Looks Like Now
    • Oscar De La Hoya In a Tutu. It Was Inevitable, Wasn't It?
    • Teacher Who Banged Students Executes His Own Sentence
    • Baboon Gang Breaks Into Houses, Steals All The Food and Craps All Over The Place
    • A Trip Into Space Makes Salmonella Bacteria Deadlier
    • PSA: If a Casino Humiliates You By Telling You To Cover Your Sloppy Tits, Taking It To The Media Just Adds To The Embarrassment
    • 1971: NASA's James Hansen Warns of Ice Age. 2007: NASA's James Hansen Warns of Global Hotbox.
    • Angels Clinch AL West Title
    • A Fifth of London Crimes Committed by Immigrants, Mostly Whites From Poland.
    • Wofford Defeats Appalachian State, Ends 17-Game Winning Streak
    • Notre Dame Goes 0-4 For First Time in School History
    • PSA: Fake Bombs in Airports Do Not Qualify as Performance Art
    • USC RBs Find Holes Like A Lincoln Tunnel
    • Deputy's Wife Videotape Sex With 16-Year-Old; Cops Arrest 16-Year-Old For Videotaping Sex With a Minor
    • Jotting Down Bookstore Prices Will Get You Booted From the Harvard Bookstore For Infringing on Their "Intellectual Property"
    • Misguided Prison Officials Thwart Suicide Attempt by Prosecutor Accused in Child Sex Sting
    • Wedding Bell Blues: Yankees Success Could Put Damper on Trojans' Wedding Plans
    • It's Official: Landis Is a Dope
    • Old and Busted: Blacks Marching for the Right to Attend Regular Schools. New Hotness: Blacks Marching For the Right to Beat Up White Boys.
    • Pamela Anderson Will Do You If You Pay Off Her Gambling Debts
    • Meet The Six Racist Freaks Held In West Virginia Torture Case
    • Courtney Love to Launch Perfume. Would You Pay Money To Smell Like Her?
    • Jesse Jackson says Obama, Who Is Only Half-Black, Is "Acting Like He's White."
    • PSA: If The Judge Suspends Your License and You Walk Straight to Your Car and Drive Off, The Cops Might Bust You.
    • Britney Spears Ordered To Undergo Drug Testing and Parenting Classes
    • Old and Busted:Bird Flu. New Hotness: Deadly Amoeba
    • Venezuelan Accident Victim Wakes Up During Autopsy. Doctors Say They Had Started To Suspect He Was Alive When They Cut Him Open and He Started Bleeding.
    • Old and Busted: Football Players Hold Hands, Pat Each Others' Asses. New Hotness: Football Players Kissing on the Sidelines. Go Gators!
    • Tasering of UF Student Sparks Uproar. In Related News, Les Miles Says Florida Football Players Attend More Political Functions.
    • Arghhh, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day Again
    • Old and Busted: Being Scared by Pennywise the Clown. New Hotness: Being Afraid of No-Nose Gardner
    • Who Wouldn't Want to Ride the SLUT?
    • Alabama: Land of $15 Mother/Daughter Hooker Teams
    • TS Humberto Forms Wednesday Morning, Coming Ashore in Galveston Wednesday Night, Maybe as a Hurricane
    • Kanye West Worries That Someone Might Be "Looking at Me Like I'm a Fag"
    • Paris Hilton All Over 50 Cent. Alabaman on the Street Remarks: "I Ain't Got Much Money, But At Least My Daughter Ain't With a Black Fella."
    • Putin Dissolves Russian Government, Which Most People Find Almost as Interesting as Paris Hilton Sleeping With 50 Cent.
    • Kathy Griffin Accepts Emmy and Announces That Jesus Had Nothing to Do With Her Win. Declares Her Emmy to be God.
    • Oklahoma Fan: It Takes Balls to Wear a Texas Shirt in This Here Bar. We Takes Them Balls.
    • Animal Rights Activists Free Farm Animals, Resulting in The Animals' Swift Death
    • "And Now," Said the Mugger, "I'm Going to Suck Your Feet"
    • Graphic Child Molestation Movie Rocks Toronto as 'Feel-Awful' Film of the Year. Think of It as The Brown Bunny Meets Chester the Molester.
    • Vegan Teacher Urges DA To File Child Endangerment Charges Against School for Serving Milk to Children
    • Congo Officials Confirm Ebola Outbreak
    • Kanye West Says He Got Screwed Out of MTV Awards Because of His Money and His Skin; Promises He'll Never Return To MTV
    • Since It Didn't Give Him The Benefit of Keeping His Sex Trolling Habit a Secret, Senator Craig Tries To Withdraw Guilty Plea On Ground It Was Not "Intelligently" Made
    • USC Nebraska Tickets Are Hot
    • Portuguese Police: Parents Who Went to Dinner and Left Missing Toddler Alone in Hotel Room Might Have Killed Her First
    • High School Musical Star: "I Apologize for Nude Photos." Horny Teenage Boys: "No Apology Needed."
    • Bogus Date Rape Charges: No Longer Just a Man's Problem
    • Pope Blasts Selfish Europeans For Not Having Enough Children, Because What The World Needs Most Is An Extra 14 Billion People
    • UCLA defeats BYU, , Breaking 11-Game Win Streak (Nation's Longest)
    • Washington defeats Boise State, Breaking 14-Game Win Streak (Nation's Longest)
    • Nude Picture of ‘High School Musical’ Star Surfaces on Web. Over/Under on Disney Firing Her Is Yesterday.
    • AP Football Poll To Include Lower Division Schools
    • In Lieu of Traditional Gift of Iron, Bin Laden to Give U.S. a Video on Sixth Anniversary of 9/11
    • Dollar Tree Manager Fails to Lock Store For Holiday. Fifteen Shoppers Enter Closed Store and Find Nothing Worth Stealing.
    • Will Craig Resign, or Change His Mind? Aides Can't Provide a Straight Answer.
    • Craig Supporters Call for Boycott of Minneapolis Airport
    • What Might Happen If You Buy Cheap Flip Flops at Wal-Mart
    • Corrupt Official Facing Copyright Charges Reads Plagiarized Apology At Trial
    • AccuWeather Presents: The Clouds That Could Be a Cat 3 Storm in New York City in a Week
    • Mexican President: "Where There Are Mexicans, It Is Mexico."
    • Lifeguard Rescues Shark From Swimmers
    • CNN Offers Real Estate Advice: Bury St. Joseph Near Your For-Sale Sign
    • Is The Destruction in Black America is Self-Inflicted?
    • Judge Wants Every UK Citizen and Vistor in DNA Database
    • Defense Says Accused Pig Farmer Is Too Stupid to be Serial Killer
    • Welcome Home to the Crew of the USS John C. Stennis
    • Meet The Oregon Man Who Went to a Nevada Whorehouse and Left Hids Baby In The Hot Car For Two Hours
    • Hate America's Legal System? In England, If You Are Walking Down The Sidewalk and a Cop Runs You Over, You Can't Sue the Police. They Fine You For Denting the Car.
    • God Gives Fat Wicca Teacher Winning Megalotto Ticket, So He Can Finance Teaching More Wicca Stuff
    • OC Gets a 4.7 Earthquake
    • Red Sox Pitcher Throws No-No In Second MLB Start
    • Boy Bitten By Snake. Chief Retaliates By Killing Four Suspected Witches.
    • Piers Morgan, Former Editor WhoWrote Headline "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off [a Segway], wouldn't you Mr President" Falls Off Segway and Breaks Three Ribs. Earl Hickey Recommends He Start Making a List.
    • Small Pipe Bomb Explodes Outside Christopher Moltisanti's Building. Tony Soprano Claims It Was an Accident.
    • Cop Shooter Charged With Murder After Infection Kills Victim. 41 Years Later.
    • If You Liked Hurricane Dean, You'll Like Felix, Too
    • 8 Brazilian People Die in Train Crash. George Bush Urges the World to Repopulate.
    • The Virgin Mary Has Become a Shapeless Blob on a Garage Door. John 11:35
    • Pastor Has Sex With Teenage Daughters For a Decade or So, Claims He Was Just Doing God's Work
    • Public School Valedictorian Urges Audience to Accept Jesus Christ and Is Shocked That People Found It Inappropriate
    • I'll See Your Foot Tapping in a Stall and Raise You a Mounting of a Manta Ray
    • Bigfoot May Gain Endangered Species Protection in Canada. Next Up: Unicorns.
    • Flatulent Child Porn Suspect Seeks Medical Relief To Spare Cellmate From Gas Chamber
    • Homely Student Challenges Dress Code That Bans Shirts With Religious or Other Messages

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      September 01, 2007

      August DemiBlog Links

      These were the August Demiblog links:

    • Senator Larry Gay To Resign Tomorrow.
    • Olympic Park Bomber Richard Jewell Dies. Correction. Security Guard Who Found Bomb And Didn't Actually Plant It Is Dead.
    • Pastor Tells Mourners That Eddie Griffin Is: "Out of His Misery."
    • Lest You Believe He's Dead, Fidel Castro Offers His Current Views on American Politics
    • Man Charged for Using Cafe's Free Wi-Fi Without Buying Stuff First
    • Some People Take Travel Photos of Glaciers and Deer and Beaches. Other People Snap Shots of Crumbling Shanties Where Hurricane Katrina Killed People
    • Batshiat Crazy Ex-Astronaut Pleads Batshiat Crazy
    • Teen Unlocked iPhone and Trades It For a New Nissan 350Z
    • It's Good to be the King. To be Owen Wilson, Not So Much.
    • Hang Down Your Head John Couey
    • Oklahoma Football Recruit Murdered in Houston
    • Effort to Recall L.A. Sheriff Over Paris Hilton Release Gathers Just 40 Signatures
    • Ron Mexico Is Now Officially a Con Vick.
    • Nicole Richie Serves 82 Minutes in Jail; Judge Not Likely To Order Her Back Since She Wasn't an Obnoxious Bitch at her Sentencing Hearing
    • How Distracted Must You Be To not Notice That Your Leg Got Chopped Off? Ask This Guy.
    • New Beckman High Baseball Coach Lavalle Is Going to be a Legend. Read it Now and Believe it Later
    • See The Photos of the Grizzley from the 'Grizzly Attack' Episode of Man v. Wild (Hint: Look for the Zipper)
    • Rather Than Pay Expensive Medical Bills, Man Kisses Sick Wife and Chucks Her Over the Balcony
    • 'Fire In The Hole' YouTubers Arrested. Will Soon Have a Burning Sensation in Their Holes
    • California Baptist Pastor Calls on Flock to Pray For Secularists to Die
    • Jose Offerman Finds a New Criminal Way to Hit Opposing Pitcher
    • Woman Arrested for Yelling Witch Chants
    • Alaska Volcano Is About to Go All Mount St. Helens
    • Tsunami Warning! (But California Is Okay).
    • Eight Year Old Overdoses on Heroin
    • Amazingly, This Beast Earns a Living in Prostitution
    • Nifong Complains About State Bar's Handling of Ethics Case
    • NYT Bias Graphically Illustrated
    • Indonesian Islamic Group Hizb ut-Tahrir Calls for a Global Muslim State
    • New Orleans Mayor Says Murders Keep "The New Orleans Brand" In The News, So They Aren't Entirely Bad.
    • PSA: That Wiggling Beheaded Snake Can Still Mess You Up
    • Apparently, Ballot Measures Against Alcohol Sales Are All The Rage Today. What Would Jesus Do?
    • Bridge Collapse Kills 22 in China. Democrats Quickly Blame George Bush.
    • I Once Caught a Fish This Big.
    • Hurricane Flossie to Brush Hawaii
    • World's Oldest Person Dies in Japan at 114 After Holding The Distinction For Just Six Months.
    • Old and Busted: Fidel Castro. New Hotness: Raul Castro.
    • Is Virtual Cheating Cheating?
    • This Is Why I Hate Ferris Wheels
    • Old News, But Good News: Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
    • Old News, But Good News: Wal-Mart Lets Thieves Keep Their Take if Under $25
    • We Have a New All-Time Home Run Record: 757
    • Hank Aaron Slept Through Bonds Home Run #756
    • Actual Headline: "Man Married, Sentenced on Same Day." Yeah, Weren't We All, Dude?
    • Minnesota Bridge Hero Declines Offer to Meet President Bush.
    • Investment Opportunity? Check Out The Company Developing a Penis-Enlarging Condom
    • Got Milk? Then You Are As Wicked As Michael Vick.
    • Seattle Zoo Criticized for Using African Guides, Because It Would Lead to People Associating Africans With Beasts
    • Bonds Passes Aaron as Baseball's Home Run King
    • RIP Tourettes Guy
    • CBS SportsLine Rips Selig for Not Adoring Bonds
    • Court Enforces Ebay Sales
    • RIP LonelyGirl15
    • Barry Bonds Is Second Man to Hit 755 HRs.
    • A-Rod Share Headlines With Bonds by Becoming Youngest Player to Hit 500 HRs. And Without Using the Cream and the Clear.
    • Another, Yawn, FBI Search of Another, Yawn, Corrupt Politician's House
    • Britney Spears Looks Nasty in a Thong
    • Jury Sides With Doctors In Charlie Weis's Malpractice Suit
    • Charlie Weis Sues Bacon Double Cheeseburgers For Being So Delicious
    • Texas Declares Oklahoma to be God
    • 79-Year-Old Crashes Through Fullerton Farmer's Market, Hits No One.
    • "Although masturbation, a common jailhouse occurrence, violates most jail and prison rules, it doesn't often result in criminal charges." But Sometimes....
    • Suicide-by-Decapitation Found by Construction Worker
    • What Do You Call a Man With No Arms And an Insatiable Desire To Drive? The Defendant
    • Soon To Be Ex-Reporter Realizes That, In Retrospect, Maybe It Would Still Be Better To Host Dog Fights Than To Rape a Woman
    • Decision: You Build a Bridge With a Single 458 Foot Steel Arch. Good: There Are No Piers in the Water to Impede Navigation. Bad: When Some Of It Falls Into The Mississippi River, It All Goes At Once.
    • Video Catches Woman Faking Supermarket Slip and Fall

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      August 01, 2007

      July Demiblog Links

      These were the July Demiblog links:

    • Slow News Day in North West Wales: Woman Celebrates Engagement by Falling 6 Feet and Suffering Minor Injuries
    • After 20 Mediocre Seasons, the Celtics Are Back.
    • Pedophile Who Posts Photos of Little Girls on the Internet Cries Over Police Posting His Picture Online
    • After Latest Disclosure Fans To Wonder if Bear Grylls's Real Name Is "Buddy in a Bear Suit Grylls?"
    • Embarrassed Grampa Hilton Disinherits Paris Hilton to the Tune of $60 Million
    • RIP Bill Walsh
    • Remember The World Of Sid & Marty Krofft?
    • "Never carry more marijuana than you can eat. If the police turn on the red and blues, just eat it."
    • News Helicopters' Crash Stuns Phoenix
    • At Least At USC, We Don't Let The Criminals Coach
    • Video Proves That If a New Jersey Cop Asks You For Help, You Should Just Say No
    • Shark Shows No Professional Courtesy to Snorkeling Lawyer
    • Nifong Apologizes for Wasting Everyone's Time on Baseless Rape Charges
    • R.H. Donnelley Pays $345 Million for Business.com
    • On Her Lawyer's Advice, Lindsay Lohan Turns Her Life Around "360 Degrees"
    • The Harry Potter Sorting Hat House Quiz
    • The Sound that Repels Teens
    • Gatorade Names Players of the Year (Track & Field POY is USC Incoming Freshman Bryshon Nellum)
    • Weekly World News Abducted By Aliens, Will Stop Publishing Weekly Rag
    • Like Deja Vu All Over Again, Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI and Possession of Cocaine
    • Two Buck Chuck Beats 350 Other Chardonnays For Gold Medal
    • Artistic Visions of Hetch Hetchy Valley Before It Became SF's Drinking Water Reservoir
    • Alcohol-Flavored Lip Balm Marketed to Teens, Because Teens Drink Tequila for the Flavor.
    • Christian Music Festival Reveler Meets Her Maker When Ride Malfunctions
    • Phillies Lose 10,000th Game
    • Today is the Day to Moon the Amtrak
    • Double-Goring
    • This Photo From Pamplona Will Make Your Leg Hurt
    • Even Almighty Blasphemes Allah and His Prophet Noah
    • One-Fourth of People With PDAs and Cell Phones Haven't Memorized Their Home Phone Numbers
    • After Terrified Kids Come to School Exhausted From Their Ghost-Filled Dreams, School Considers Moving Out of The Graveyard
    • Meet The Florida Legislator Who Police Say Will Pay $20 If You Let Him Blow You.
    • At Least They Spelled NASA Right
    • Check Out the Mugshot of Thi