Is it really newsworthy that gay Republicans don't like Bush?
Since when does gold grow on trees, and when will my Home Depot start selling them?
How frustrated do you have to be to become a fig pucker?
How well must you wrestle to get your eye gouged out and still win your match?
And now that the church has apologized for sacking Constantinople 800 years ago, can we get a little mea culpa for the kids that have been buggered by priests recently?
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