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    August 21, 2004

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    C0W TiPPiN iS S0 N0T REAL!!!
    C0WS D0N'T SLEEP STANDiNG UP iDiOT!!!

    Douglas Wiken

    All this time I thought it was a gratuity for a fat waitress.

    They don't exist either.

    Emilee Ray

    I have tipped a cow, it was asleep. But,when they're not they do run fast, I agree with you. Lazy cows will sleep laying down, but here in Kentucky, (we're not all hicks, only the ones from deep in the hollows are,) cows sleep standing up all the time, and we take advantage. It's actually quite fun, they're like Domino's if you do it right. You know Ding-Ding-Ding, they all go flying down. You need to get with a smarter crowd cuz here in the land of the hicks, we git-r-done. And just for some of you stereotypes out there, we don't marry our cousins, or close relatives. That's sick and wrong, LOL.

    Emilee Ray

    I have tipped a cow, it was asleep and when they're not they do run fast. Lazy cows will sleep laying down, but here in Kenyucky, (we're not all hicks, only the ones from deep in the hollows,) cows sleep standing up all the time, and we take advantage. It's actually quite fun, they're like Domino's if you do it right. You know Ding-Ding-Ding, they all go flying down. You need to get with a smater crowd cuz here in the land of the hicks, we git-r-done.

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