Yahoo's favorite pictures often include shots from the latest fashion show. Fashion shows amaze me. Not being particularly fashionable, perhaps it is not my place to criticize, but when I see a fashion show, I feel like the smart little serf who notices that the emperor has no clothes.
Sometimes, the model is literally nekked, at least in part. Like this woman, who looks vaguely like Brittney Gilbert, the Sparkwood & 21 blogger who is sick of people saying she looks like "that one chick from Roseanne." Now people can tell her she looks like "that one model with the see-through top."
Other times, they are wearing something, but it doesn't look like clothing. Like this person. What the hell is it wearing, a giant yellow enema bag? Is that a man on estrogen, or is it a masculine bald chick with little boobies underneath those strips of tape? Does her father know what she does for a living?
In general, revealing clothing can be very sexy. But in this instance, it makes the model look like she stepped off the streets of a third world country. Poor girl. She is so poor, she has no clothes to wear.
And the hats. Some of the hats are really weird. Like this one. I'm not sure what inspired this hat, but I'm guessing it was either an acid trip during an episode of Lidsville, or a flashback to that Dumb Donald character from Fat Albert.
This, from what I can tell, is a bathing suit with leaves? Where and why would a woman wear such a thing?
The accessories can be quite absurd. Check out the candy lipstick and tell me that you don't think it looks like the world's worst herpes outbreak.
After the show, the women sure do look different. Did you know that Cybill Shepherd was a model before she was an actress? She was. Did you know what Cybill Shepherd looks like without makeup? Check it out.
The one thing I hate most about the fashion world is that it turns people like Paris Hilton into stars. What in the world is Paris Hilton doing on a runway? She is thin, but she is not pretty. She's built like a skinny little boy (as are many other models). Her nose is sharp enough to whittle wood with, and her eyes are like little rat eyes. I know she has a lot of money, but so does Bill Gates, and nobody treats him like a sex symbol.
Paris Hilton is ugly. And so are lots of the clothes these models are displaying. Doesn't this outfit look like it was stolen from a guy working off his DUI sentence by picking up litter along the roadside? Give me jeans and a t-shirt any day over that crap.
Yes, most fashion shows are stupid, like the models. Many of the clothes are ugly, like many of the models. Then again, there are exceptions, like the Victoria's Secret babydoll girls. But why aren't they on my Yahoo picture list, instead of the skinny, ugly, 100 gallon hat, feather/leaf half-nekked bald masculine chicks?
That's the kind of image that i really thing is super image like. If more images very real like this were out there we'd be super full of graet images in the world.
Posted by: my website | November 03, 2013 at 23:11
I knew that there are people who thinks just as I do. Fashion is one of the most stupidest things.
Posted by: naked celebrities | November 30, 2009 at 05:34
fashion is stupid are they trying to make everyone look the same
Posted by: stu | August 10, 2009 at 08:28
Inspirin!!
Posted by: Anonymous | June 23, 2009 at 07:09