Random Thoughts on the Tele

I now know why Jimmy Fallon was on the field making out with Drew Barrymore.

Typepad told me today that I got a couple of referrals from http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/gardenstate/blog/index.html. That's Zach Braff's blog. Zach plays JD on NBC's very funny comedy, Scrubs. No matter how hard I looked, I couldn't figure out where the referral came from. But I noticed that this dude scores about 1,000 comments every time he posts anything. One of the truly underreported benefits of being famous.

Starting Monday, Fahrenheit 9/11 will be available in streaming video online for the bargain price of just $9.95. Personally, I prefer my propaganda to be priced at $1.99 or less, so I won't be shelling out the ducats.

Fear Factor just keeps getting worse and worse. Who comes up with this stuff? Could you imagine being the guy whose job it is to think up disgusting stuff for these contestants to do? I couldn't do it. I'm overqualified. I once dared my buddy to pop and eat what looked like a zit on an elephant's ass. Since I didn't have $50,000 to pay for the dare, he didn't do it.

I watched another one of those asteroid shows on TV the other night. If an asteroid really struck the Earth and made a 1,000 foot wave, how long and far do you think a good surfer could surf that dog?

Roseanne Barr once had a tattoo on her butt that read "Property of Tom Arnold." Arnold joked that it made him the fourth-biggest property owner in California, so she got it zapped off, which, apparently, was easier than slimming down to a comfortable 300 pounds or less.

One of the funniest things I ever heard on TV was this Deep Thoughts quote from Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

I hope God doesn't cry in Pullman tomorrow.

Comments

[Retro Girl]

"Roseanne Barr once had a tattoo on her butt that read "Property of Tom Arnold." Arnold joked that it made him the fourth-biggest property owner in California, so she got it zapped off, which, apparently, was easier than slimming down to a comfortable 300 pounds or less."

LOL! Thanks for posting that. It made my whole week!