Another list of stuff I've seen in the past week or so.
First, some monkey stuff:
Join the B.J. and the Bear fan club.
Check out some monkey news. In this scene, cold monkeys huddle together for warmth. And this little monkey has tasty fingers and ears you can almost see through.
There are always another few interesting blogs to read:
Free is better, but cheap it good. Check out cheap stingy bastard.
Taillights fade. This blog is pretty good and finding all those pictures that prove that Britney Spears is just another chunk of white trash with a good makeup artist and some name recognition.
I kind of miss the SaveMaryKate blog. Those nasty cease-and-desist letters ruined a good thing.
I love poker blogs. Poker Wannabe is the latest I found.
You can take quizzes or tests:
20 questions to a better personality.
Do you know the difference between a Tom Cruise movie and a gay porno?
The smartest person in the world contest.
You can watch amazing or amusing videos:
You think our politicians are dirty, check out these Taiwanese legislators bitch-slapping each other.
In Iran, the politicians are united. Death to America! Death to America!
A fantastic spoof: Michael Moore's 9/11 "documentary" meets Lord of the Rings.
John Edwards sure does love his hair.
You can play games:
Place the state. It's a lot easier when you draw some coastal states first. My best score: 94%, 232 seconds, 6 miles.
A Simpsons Themed "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"
You can do odd things:
You've all seen those pictures made up of lots of little pictures. Now you can make them youself with this cool little program.
Make your own hell. Fill it with candidates. Tell us about it.
The Virtual Keyboard is pretty cool, but...
The Virtual Bartender rocks.
You can see strange or interesting stuff:
See the world. Where is the sunlight? Where is the darkness? Where are the clouds? Right now, I mean.
Hey, a dead bird isn't funny. Don't laugh, you a-hole.
The cursor clock. I love it.
Is it fun to get drunk and pass out? Well, it's certainly more fun than waking up to find out that your drinking buddies aren't really your friends. [Semi-SFW]
You can learn something new:
Why is a fast racehorse so fast?
Find some really good bargains by starting at Fat Wallet.
Learn how to scare the hell out of people with statistics.
Get a review on almost any make of car.
You can buy strange or wonderful things on eBay:
An all expenses trip to LA to spend the day with Trishelle. The reserve price was apparently more than the fair market value.
For a mere $15,000, you could have bought the lyrics to a love song that the author was really, really proud of. It ended with no bidders. That's about as shocking as Anna Nicole showing up in public, drunk or stoned.
Some idiot paid money to register "virgin-mary-grilled-cheese.com" and is selling the domain name on eBay. Will another asshat pay more than cost for it? And why pay $999,999,999 for the grilled cheese with a bite taken out of it when, for a fraction of the cost, you can get one with no toothmarks. Be forewarned, these links won't last.
This one was even better than the Virgin Mary cheese stuff. Guy named "Cocky Dude" lists "Toshiba Satellite A-30 Laptop" for sale. Bottom line of listing says "you are bidding on a picture of my new laptop which will be sent via email." Listing closes at £625.00. Winning bidder turns out to have a better sense of humor than Cocky Dude. Leaves bad feedback, reporting: No pic yet, maybe he's waiting for the photo of the cheque to clear ? ;) SCAMMER
You can sit and wonder what these people were thinking:
Bad boob job: It looks like Tara Reid got one of those "rip the nipples off and sew 'em back on" boob jobs. She should sue the pants off her plastic surgeon, but she won't, because George Bush would have her imprisoned as part of his tort reform package. [NSFW]
Creepy stop-action animation using those Real Doll fake women. [Semi-SFW]
All those Michael Moore bittermen looking to move to Canada are looking for northern wives.
If I had massive fleshy man-breasts like this guy, I would never have to leave the house again. But I would never put my shirtless photos on the Internets, either.
You can puzzle over why these twins were not raised together:
This blogger sure looks a lot like Milton from Office Space. In fact, he looks more like Milton than the actor who played Milton.
This little monkey reminds me of Rollie Fingers.
Old and busted: Denise Richards (ruined by Charlie Sheen) [SFW]
New hotness: Adriana Lima (the angel from Victoria's Secret) [Semi-SFW]
You can check out some very strange news photos:
Of course, the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese. An instant pop culture icon.
The 56-year-old who just had twins. Someone thinks she's a gilf.
Another shot of those Great White Sharks that jump out of the water like Shamu.
And you can check out a place far, far away via web cam:
We don't really have seasons here. The sycamore leaves just turn brown and die. If I want fall color, I have to turn to a Vermont webcam or something.
For some winter goodness, it doesn't hurt to check out the French Alps.
Do you miss summer yet? It's almost there at Triggs Beach in Australia.
I like the NBC6 webcams. One of them shows Pro Player Stadium, which, of course, is where I want to be in January, watching the Orange Bowl.
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