If you are running out of gift ideas, these probably won't help, but maybe you are buying for somebody strange. Would you consider:
1. A brand new home. Made of cardboard.
2. I don't know what a cunt-up is, but you can get it at Target.
3. The shirt as dark as your soul.
4. Flatulence control for your dog.
5. Chuck little kitties with the Cat-a-Pult.
6. Apparel with a "CBS Lies" theme.
8. Veggie Tales nativity scene.
9. How did I ever live without a talking hot dog condiment holder?
10. For the reader on your list, "The Virgin Bride Said Wow."
LOL! Homes made of cardboard. Interesting concept, although it's been going of for years now--ask any homeless person, right? What I don't get is what happens when say, high winds, hurricanes or tornadoes come barrelling through town? Guess it means you have to shell out another $35,000 for another house. Perhaps they should be sold with a disclaimer that says:
Not Suitable for Florida And Other Severe Weather Areas.
Cunt-Ups is a book of some sort. I think.
Posted by: Retro Girl | December 12, 2004 at 04:16