Christmas Gifts You Probably Hadn't Even Considered

If you are running out of gift ideas, these probably won't help, but maybe you are buying for somebody strange. Would you consider:

1.  A brand new home. Made of cardboard.

2.  I don't know what a cunt-up is, but you can get it at Target.

3.  The shirt as dark as your soul.

4.  Flatulence control for your dog.

5.  Chuck little kitties with the Cat-a-Pult.

6.  Apparel with a "CBS Lies" theme.

7.  Suicide bomber Barbie.

8.  Veggie Tales nativity scene.

9.  How did I ever live without a talking hot dog condiment holder?

10.  For the reader on your list, "The Virgin Bride Said Wow."

Comments

[Retro Girl]

LOL! Homes made of cardboard. Interesting concept, although it's been going of for years now--ask any homeless person, right? What I don't get is what happens when say, high winds, hurricanes or tornadoes come barrelling through town? Guess it means you have to shell out another $35,000 for another house. Perhaps they should be sold with a disclaimer that says:

Not Suitable for Florida And Other Severe Weather Areas.

Cunt-Ups is a book of some sort. I think.