More Christmas Gifts You Probably Hadn't Even Considered

Here are ten more gift ideas that probably won't help.

11.  If she can't find Mr. Wonderful, you can at least score her a Mr. Wonderful doll.

12.  An exploding chocolate bomb.

13.  The candy G-string, is, arguably, the bomb.

14.  A personalized pub sign.

15.  I didn't know who he was with, but he got me this cool horse's head pillow.

16.  The best dairy semen is found only under the best Christmas trees.

17.  If you don't care enough to splurge on brand new condoms, try some gently used ones.

18.  The H2 golf cart.

19.  The Dubya Christmas ornament. Red states only, please.

20.  For the reader on your list, a strategy guide for Rock, Paper, Scissors.