Ashlee Simpson loves to try to bullshit her way out of her bouts of public humiliation. The latest attempt is her recent interview in which she tried to spin her embarrassing performance of La La at the Orange Bowl, after which she was booed off the stage by 78,000 people, and cheered on by about 4 people.
Her explanation was three-fold:
1. "There were no ear monitors when we went on stage, and trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard."
Nice try, but Kelly Clarkson and Trace Adkins had no better stage or equipment, and they sounded just fine. Plus, Simpson was booed more than a little bit from the moment she took the stage, with the booing merely growing stronger as her awful performance continued.
2. "I was facing the Oklahoma Sooners, and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn't like me."
And yet, neither Will Ferrell, nor Shaquille O'Neal, also notably rooting for USC, were booed when they were shown on the screen or -- in Shaq's case -- the field.
3. "Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the halftime show because the whole thing sucked. If they didn't like the performance, and that's what it was about, then sorry to them."
While some people might agree that "the whole thing sucked" , only one performance drew boos. And, in all likelihood, if it wasn't for that final performance's dreadfulness, the overall show wouldn't have been half-bad.
The reality is, people don't like Simpson. She is perceived as a no-talent corporate creation thrust upon an uninterested public by a music industry that falsely assume that people will tolerate her just because she has an enormously popular and attractive, if somewhat mentally challenged, older sister. She's not very pretty. Her nose looks funny. And no one believes that she has any singing ability, because of the bubble-gum songs she sings, and, of course, her singingless fiasco on SNL. Even worse, she exposed herself as having poor character when she turned on her band immediately, on live TV, lied and came up with no fewer than three different explanations for that SNL performance. She's filming a movie right now, and it's going to be called -- I swear I did not make this up -- "Wannabe."
Her album was called Autobiography, but Wannabe will be more autobiographical if it is true to its title.
And, finally, her song "La La" is awful, and she sings it like a pack of annoyed dogs howling as a fire engine drives past. That last line, "you make me want to scream" was sung as if she was a drag queen with a man's voice, and dragging the word out to make it sound like "scoo-reeee-um" was just ... bad. Very bad. And it made us want to scream and cover our ears.
Ashlee Simpson sucks. And I don't mean that in a good way (as in "Paris Hilton sucks.") I wish she would just go away. And I'm not alone.
Damn years later I look at this post about ashlee and thought man she was pregnant yo. I mean it could have messed pete up bad about the horrible possibilty that he lost apart of himself losing her like losing his child. Crazy how 78,thousand baby killers in the rock. But she made it through. I mean no more zero helter skelter! I look up and see the post I put up three years ago and say damn a nuclear power curruption radiated that pi radius.4-5:5-4 1.25 no more aol! Hot dog hot dog! And we wait eight for everbody pi r d.
Posted by: Anthony | July 14, 2010 at 20:11
mayb she needs to stop blaming her horrible voice on other things and realise she doesnt have that sort of talent!
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Posted by: Busby SEO Test | December 11, 2008 at 08:56
why did pete marrie her she is a bitch.why didnt he date avril lavgine or some one but ashlee
Posted by: skaterrock | December 02, 2008 at 15:14
ASHLEE PLEASE DONT SING ANYMORE YOUR GONNA KILL ME AND THE OTHER PEOPLE AND PLUS YOU ARE THE WORST FREAKIN LYER EVER YOU DONT EVEN LOVE PETE WENTZ YOU WERE JUST JELOUSE OF YOU SISTER AND IF I HAD A CHOCIE BETWEEN WHO I LIKE BETTER hm ashlee jesica ashlee jesica oh i got it JESICA YOU SUCK ASHLEE DO USE ALL A FAVOR SHOVE YOUR CRAPPY MUSIC IN YOUR MOUTH AND GO TO HELL
Posted by: magin | July 08, 2008 at 03:29
ashlee simpson hm how do i explain SHE IS THE WORST SINGER EVER I REALLY THINK SHE BELONGS WITH THE DOGS SHE GOSES AND HOOKS UP WITH PETE WENTZ GETS PREGNAT WORRYS ABOUT HER BODY MORE THAN HER BABY THEN 5 YEARS LATER OH I GOT A TATTO BIG DEAL PETE DEZIERVS BETTER THAN YOU IM NOT I FAN OF PETE I THINK HE COULD DO BETTER!
Posted by: funny bunny | July 08, 2008 at 03:23
I REALLY HATE ASHLEE! she is the worst singer in history i agree with the crowed when they boo her she sucks i dont know how ashlee actually made it into singing when she sucks so bad and plus she hooked up with pete wentz just because she was jelouse of her sister and got pregnat before they even married and instead of worrying about the baby all she would think about is her body and how scared she was that she would be fat she called her family crying about it ASHLEE SIMPSON YOU BELONG IN THE TRASH
Posted by: magin | July 08, 2008 at 03:16
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Posted by: | May 15, 2008 at 10:50
Dear ashlee iam sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
sorry for saying all the above i think i was just jealous that u are wif pete wenz so just ignore comments like mine. luv ya biotch bye.
Ps i love your nose i want one like it
Posted by: Sexy gal | April 02, 2008 at 15:58
i accidently put see on the end
Posted by: Sexy gal | January 20, 2008 at 23:44
FYI:ilovepetewentz he is mine!!!Oh and everyone stop picking on her sister cos she rox ashl sucksee
Posted by: sexy gal | January 20, 2008 at 23:43
FYI:i am NOT jealous of her!by the way Paris hilton rox
Posted by: sexy gal | January 20, 2008 at 23:26
I love pete wentz and that biotch stole him!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: sexy gal | January 20, 2008 at 23:22
i hate ashlee simpson. she is a poor,talentless,ugly retard!
Posted by: sexy gal | January 20, 2008 at 23:20
FUCK THAT NO TALENT BITCH.
Posted by: | November 14, 2007 at 08:12
Is Ashlee still relevant? We know face a much greater threat. The chart success of pretty miss no-panties. Our daughters are going to grow up thinking that skirts with no panties + hiring good singers to record and lip sync with to songs that other people wrote = the path to success.
Posted by: | November 14, 2007 at 00:10
I still hate this bee otchhhh worst than Brittany Spears!!!!!
Posted by: | September 10, 2007 at 23:10
I HATE ASHLEE SIMPSON SO BAD.
SHE IS DATING MY FUTURE HUSBAND, PETE WENTZ.
AND I WILL WORSHIP THE PERSON WHO KILLS HER.
PLEASE DO.
I CANT STAND HER.
SERIOUSLY.
JESSICA WANNABE.
WANNABE PUNK.
EUW EUW EUW.
BOYFRIEND STEALER.
HER SONG: "i didnt steal your boyfriend" FROM HER 2ND CD.
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE A SARCASTIC THING?
BECAUSE SHE STOLE MINE.
I HATE HER I HATE HER SOO BADDDDDDD
Posted by: ilovepetewentz | June 18, 2007 at 09:06
I Love you girls
Buy
Posted by: LeOgAhEr | June 01, 2007 at 04:09
I am furious! my roomate is blasting her CD as i'm writing this... what a piece of shit! I can't beleive people listen that thing she calls music... i don't care if fans don't like me saying this but THIS IS NOT GOOD MUSIC!!! it's a waste of money!!! DONT BUY HER CD PLEASE!!! go buy some Shakira or Beyoncé or even Britney for fucks sakes... she really is not a good singer... and to be bad on a cd these days says a lot... no wonder she lipsync
Posted by: Max | February 11, 2007 at 09:31
Ashlee Simpson is actually really wicked, her songs are great and if people really did not like her then they wouldn't keep buying her cd's...maybe it is teenagers that buy them but that is who she appeals to! You really can't judge someone because of their looks. She is actually mega pretty and you all know that! Her sister is a better singer but not a better preformer and that's what make me wan't to buy her CD's. If you think she has no character watch her no youtube- 'Ashkeigh Simpsons latest interview!' She roks!! keep it up dude :D
Posted by: emily | January 17, 2007 at 08:33
Ashlee Simpson is actually really wicked, her songs are great and if people really did not like her then they wouldn't keep buying her cd's...maybe it is teenagers that buy them but that is who she appeals to! You really can't judge someone because of their looks. She is actually mega pretty and you all know that! Her sister is a better singer but not a better preformer and that's what make me wan't to buy her CD's. If you think she has no character watch her no youtube- 'Ashkeigh Simpsons latest interview!' She roks!! keep it up dude :D
Posted by: emily | January 17, 2007 at 08:33
Ashlee Simpson is the biggest joke going... I have more talent flushing the toilet and singing in the shower than she could ever dream of... way to ride your sisters coat-tails... Mad TV did it best "hurry up Ashlee we have a performance at a 7-11 in ten minutes!"
Posted by: John Cooper | January 11, 2007 at 16:29
Your post is in capital letters my friend, your shouting, like Ashlee when she attemps singing.
Posted by: its chico time | December 22, 2006 at 18:22
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE HATE ONE PERSON BEFORE IN MY LIFE.. NEVER..AND SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME FOR WHAT? I AM SINCERELY NOT UNDERSTANDING..WHAT DID SHE DO.. LIKE I SAID PRIOR MONTHS BEFORE..I DON'T REMEMBER HER KILLING ANYBODY..NO I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY IF SHE WAS ON THE STAND AT THE O.J. SIMPSON TRIAL.. ARE YALL SAYING SHE WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED NICOLE? I DON'T KNOW.I'M VERY CONFUSED HERE..OVER MUSIC? WHY? I MEAN A MISTAKE WAS MADE..OK WE GET IT..BUT FROM WHAT I'M READING YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE HER DEAD BECAUSE OF IT? WHY? WHERE THE HELL I BEEN AT..I MEAN I HEARD ABOUT THIS A WHILE BACK.. I DIDN'T REALLY THINK MUCH OF IT..UNTILL I ACTUALLY SPOKE TO ASHLEE,..OH YES AND NOW I AM GLAD THAT I DID..I MEAN I KNEW ABOUT THE SITUATION..WHO DIDN'T..THEY MAKE CARTOONS FOR HER,ITS IN STAND UP COMMICT ROUTINES..MAN ANYTHING FOR A BUCK AND THAT MEANS TO SEE A PERSON DIE OR BE KILLED TO DO IT..PATHETIC..IT MAKES ME SICK YALL..I MEAN YALL ARE SO FAR FROM BEING REAL WITH THIS ITS MAKING ME FEEEL FAKE JUST READING THIS SHIT.. WHAT IS IT JEALOUSY? THAT SHE CAN ACTUALLY BE IN THE LIME LIGHT..AND YOU ARE NOT..WHAT HAPPENED TO FOCUS ON BEING LEADERS AND NOT FOLLOWERS..WHAT HAPPENED TO LETS FORGIVE AND FORGET.. LETS MOVE FORWARD...CAUSE LIFE ACTUALLY MOVES ON..HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WHERE IN HER SHOES RIGHT ABOUT NOW? AND YOU STUBBLED ACROSS THIS SHIT? OR EVERTIME YOU TURNED ON THE T.V.. THIER TALKING ABOUT......YOU! IT WOULD FUCK YOU UP SO BAD..AND THE BAD PART ABOUT IT SHE DID TELL THE TRUTH..BUT OLD JOE..MADE HER LIE.. HER OWN FATHER WHO WAS ONCE A PREACHER..OH BOY..AND LET ME TELL YOU JOHN THE BAPIST WAS A UPRIGHT PERSON..SO IF THIS DUDE WHO MARKS REMARKS ABOUT HIS OWN DAUGHTERS..HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD..HOLD UP LET ME CONTROLL MY STOMAH BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP..OK LISTEN..YALL GOT THE WRONG ONE..YOU SHOULD BE ATTACKING JOE YO..DO ME A FAVOR..I PROMISED TO LOVE ASHLEE FOREVER THAT MEANS TO RESPECT..SO IF YALL WOULD PLEASE..TO PROTECT ASHLEE,JESSICA,AND THIER MOTHER WHO ARE APPARENTLY GOING THROUGH THE WORSE EARTHLY HELL IMAGINABLE IN A DESCRIPTIVE SENSE---PLEASE FOR GOD,MYSELF AND THEM...TAKE HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!! BUTCHABOY SAID IT... OH YEAH P.S. ASHLEE WAS THE FIRST TO GET THE REAL AWARD FROM ME,THEN LINDSAY,THEN PARIS,THE JODEY WHATLEY,KING BRITT,JAZZY JEFF(EVEN THOUGH I'M PISSED AT HIM FOR TREATING HIS FANS FUCKED),NAOMI CAMBEL,DJ MIZ,INTENSE,SCRATCH,TORI SPELLING,EMINEM,J LO,PRINCE,NICOLE RICHIE,MAKK DUBB,BOOT CAMP CLICK,THE SOURCE,AND MANY MANY MORE.. ATTACK JOE..THANKS ALOT...HIT MY MUSIC PAGE UP
Posted by: anthony-THA BUTCHABOY 360 | December 19, 2006 at 03:03
linsay is a lot better than hilary that is all i have to say. my family loves her so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: chew-chee | December 18, 2006 at 16:41
Simpson is one of the least talented performers in the industry. The dislike for her isn't envy. We aren't all bitching about every singer and actress. We just don't like her. She gets booed off stage more than any high-selling performer in the business. Why? Because she sucks. Envy? Ba ha ha ha. I wouldn't trade places with her even for twice her money. She has low self-esteem. Witness her embarrassing jig in response to the SNL incident, her boob job, her nose job and her desire for ass cheek implants. She have even poorer personal character, as shown when she went Judas on her band over the SNL thing.
Posted by: come on yourself | December 08, 2006 at 10:52
Simpson has more talent than a lot of singers/actors do. Madonna is an overrated old hag, but morons keep buying her "music". Whoopi Goldberg is ugly and has no talent or personality, but of course she keeps getting good roles in Hollywood. I could continue but I think you get my point. Your envy of Ashlee Simpson only makes you people look petty, cynical, and stupid.
Posted by: Oh come on | December 07, 2006 at 18:14
Whether or not you like Ashlee (I dont tbh) there is one thing we all agree on, her nose is absolutely huge!! The nose job has changed pretty much nothing, it just looks longer!
Posted by: its chico time | November 22, 2006 at 11:52
This bitch has embarrassed everyone named Simpson.
Posted by: OJ Simpson | November 18, 2006 at 22:49
If shes so great, why wasnt she in the "Public Affair" video? Its her damn sister! Jessica has Christina Applegate, Christina Milian, and Eva Longoria in her video. Wheres Ashlee? I guess director probably wanted the video to be GOOD. Think about it, the girl cant compete to even fit into that roster. Id rather watch Christina Applegate on stage doing NOTHING for two hours, than lose IQ points listening to Ashlee Simpson for two minutes.
P.S.
Her family should change their name, because it gives Homer and Marge a bad name. And Christina Applegate is hot.
Posted by: | November 18, 2006 at 02:05
This is great because it doesnt matter how many people like her and try to defend her. For every one ashlee fan there is to defend her, theres like 9 people that basically turn around and say "fuck ashlee and fuck you".
Posted by: | November 18, 2006 at 01:50
Oh my word!! Ashlee i really hope you read all these thing, because this is the evidence that u totaly suck and please don't be such a copycat, i've seen a LOT of pictures where u are soooo trying to be ur sister!!!! just be urself and maybe u'll be just a little ok!!
Posted by: geuss | October 19, 2006 at 05:16
ashlee, i really feel sorry for you, but maybe you should think about this and do something!!!!!!
Posted by: geuss | October 19, 2006 at 04:38
bri when you say anything you sound like a mentally retarded gremlin.... with crabs!!! Booya!!! Man I had a go at someone, man were so cool bri!!
Posted by: rib | October 17, 2006 at 19:10
Your all New Kids On The Block fans.
Posted by: His Penis | October 13, 2006 at 19:16
ok, everyone is saying how the people who like ashlee are ignorant and are less intelligant...well there are people who odnt like ash and spell everything wrong like cuz or cos and dat....OMG thats annoying...and so is yall, that is the gayest thing i have heard in my life, when you say that you make yourselves sound like mentaly retarded gremlins
Posted by: bri | October 07, 2006 at 15:09
shes HOT...sh*t son.....yall need to get a life and open your eyes!!!!
Posted by: dustin | October 04, 2006 at 15:32
bueno. ..this es estúpido. el deseo ..i ustedes suspenderían a la chica pobre. ..ella no quizás sea el mejor cantante en su opinión, pero ella son muy queriendo una persona agradable, simplemente porque usted se pusieron como su cantar no significa que usted debe ne significa a ella
PEACE!
Posted by: misha | October 04, 2006 at 15:26
um...everything happens for a reason....if he did not send the flood you might not have been alive ((who ever you are)) and if hurricans did not ever happen then do you think anyone would need god....um no they would think there life is perfect and not think they need god! and appose to saying people suck at singing or they should rot in hell....dont say anything at all!!
Posted by: gods child | October 04, 2006 at 15:08
God does not make mistakes? Go back and reread your story about Noah and the flood, and why God needed the flood. Even today, no mistakes? Are you suggesting that Osama bin Laden, the tsunami, Hurricane Katrina Kevin Federline and Ashlee Simpson are all things he did to us on purpose?
Posted by: God's uncle | October 03, 2006 at 17:51
why are you all like this...wasting your time to bring down someone who god created and is proud of for doing a great job in life....she is not dissing you..dont diss her...she may have been booed off the stage for her little insident...but she is still going strong...and she can so wear L.A.M.B... im sure Gwen does not care...shes not hating against ashley...why are you??and none of you are God!! thats annoying...more annoying then saying that ashley should be shot dead...nothing is wrong with her, maybe you think she is bad at singing but trust me she is not cuz God does not make mistakes!!
Posted by: gods child | October 03, 2006 at 16:24
now....we are all saying ashley cannot sing....but think to yourselves....you most likly cany sing either, and she is the one with the record deal....and i dont think hilary duff can sing but...im not saying she is a bitch and for her to go to hell...thats nasty and its wrong to say things like that!!!
Posted by: :S | October 03, 2006 at 16:12
lindsey lohan is UUUUUUGLY!! i can not believe you are saying this stuff about poor ashley...and hiary....you should be ashamed of yourself!!!layoff...not that it matters to ashley...she is pretty!
Posted by: ... | October 03, 2006 at 16:06
ok...everyone has to stop dissing Ashley....the whole lypsinging thing is her businness..noboby has to get involved with it...i think Ashley is very pretty and a wonderful writer...she trys to be as real as she can...and if pppl have a problem with her writing and singing, simple soulotion, dont listen to it!
Posted by: connor larocue | October 03, 2006 at 16:02
LINDSAY:
Ya know Ashlee, I'm getting SICK of you for spreading rumors about me and Hilary Duff being enemies so we have join forces to tell you that, you suck your heart out. ANYWAY you always lypsing so you are a loser. Will you stop spreading rumors? These fake lies like me being a drama queen or being enemies with poeple such as Paris Hilton and Hilary duff just have you all over it!
Just grow up, Ashphalt Simpud.
- Lindsay Lohan
HILARY:
Dear Ashlee, the comment ubove made by Lindsay was true. The rumors you have put down are untrue so you should just be ashamed of yourself! I've also received alot of hate mail from you because you are jealous of me, just to let you know I'm not gonna fall for it. Your just the jealous girl who completely does not understand about indivisuality.
I hope you change, Ashlee Simpson.
- Hilary Duff
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan && Hilary Duff | September 29, 2006 at 22:06
Shut up, Ashlee rocks more then any of you haters!!
Posted by: Emma | September 23, 2006 at 14:58
well, ash isn't that good but it was her dad who forced her to do it. It isn't completely her fault..........
Posted by: llllllllooooollllllloooooo | September 22, 2006 at 17:23
ur right ??????? holla back
Posted by: diablo2 | September 20, 2006 at 07:53
y isnt anyone talking about how much they hate ashley simpson
Posted by: Diablo2 | September 20, 2006 at 07:50