1. That little dude who isn't afraid of you has a weapon.
2. Those little plastic lane separators that look like you can destroy with your fancy new car will actually slap your hood with about ten dents a second if you run them over doing 70 mph.
3. If you call a judge "dude," you will not win your motion, no matter how sincere your apology.
4. When the guy riding shotgun is blowing chunks out his window, roll up that back window as fast as you can.
5. That hooker in the Tijuana bar who shoved her hands down everyone's pants was just looking for money.
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