Another list of stuff I've seen in the past week or so.
First, some interesting blogs to read:
Another blogger spots Mrs. Federline looking like an idiot.
Stephanie Klein. Unlike me, she gets nominated for blog awards and stuff.
This woman tries to explain what it is like to be a Christian who has sex.
I'm not necessarily adverse to lawyers who have blogs, but this blogger's interests are a bit too narrow: Business & Professions Code 17200, Code of Civil Procedure 1005, and the Labor Code.
You can take quizzes or tests:
You should never ask a barber if you need a haircut. So you probably shouldn't ask Ambien if you have a sleep disorder.
Remember this one? Spot the fake smile. I may have done this one before.
The Rogers personality test. Take it.
Which late night talk show host are you? If you are Johnny, I offer my condolences to your family.
You can watch amazing or amusing videos:
Mrs. Federline still cleans up pretty good. And with the mute button on, her music videos are still pretty hot.
This is making the rounds: the, um, worst-prepared, uh, weatherman ever.
Words to describe this horrific X-Factor tryout have not yet been invented.
Courtesy of GorillaMask, here is a crazy weatherman (pre-rehab).
You can play games:
Chuck. As in throw the dude.
Hunt the plip. It's like Whack-a-Mole.
Monkey Trouble.
Hairbowling with the kitty.
You can do odd things:
This is awesome. I could throw back a few bottles and play with this one for hours.
Participate in a study of toilet habits.
Make your own caricature.
Try this NSFW concentration test, but don't waste your time if you aren't a man.
You can see strange or interesting stuff:
Some good, real, license plates. I like the bottom right.
Another page with tsunami before and after pictures.
The rubberboy. He can do things I can't, and wouldn't even if I could.
A website devoted to photographs that shed a new light on their subjects.
You can learn something new:
That photo of Bill Gates in Teen Beat wasn't exactly a Teen Beat spread, but it's still creepy.
If you turn off the Google Safe-Search protection, Google will bring you some really nasty search results.
Men fake orgasms, too. Why or how is not explained.
What really happened to that old lady who sued McDonald's over hot coffee? Two words: labial debridement.
Myths from geek culture. Yes, it's Geek Mythology.
You can buy strange or wonderful things:
This idea was stolen from Carrot Top, but the idea has merit.
How badly do you want to own something that was used in a movie?
Bid on a stuffed two-headed calf that looks like a carnival game prize.
And finally, this week's image of Jesus on eBay is brought to you by some person with a stained M&M.
You can sit and wonder what these people were thinking:
Someone made a list of 38 smart-ass comments that no one would dare say at the office.
Someone made it possible for you to convert any date into its StarDate.
Someone, at any given time, is trying to get onto a lame reality show. Why not include yourself?
Someone did a painstaking analysis of what each area code's Jenny number (867-5309) yielded.
You can puzzle over why these twins were not raised together:
Former Utah governor Olene Walker and the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Investigative reporter Bob Woodward and infomercial king Ron Popeil.
Dead grunge rocker Kurt Cobain and that chick who plays Grace on Joan of Arcadia.
Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley and former Stray Cats frontman Brian Setzer.
You can check out a place far, far away via web cam:
Niagara Falls. Watch out for sexual predator Farmer Ted.
The Tehachapi Railroad.
Beale Street in Memphis.
The North Pole. It'll have nothing but black until March.
Finally, you can read a good bullshit story.
eBay admits that those weird auctions are just a marketing scheme dreamt up by eBay marketing nerds.
Ford to recall 24,000 SUV drivers. Chicks on cell phones are next.
UFO found on beach after tsunami.
Kids still traumatized by Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction.
I'll be watching the game next weekend with a keen eye toward spotting any further sources of future trauma.
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