0: The number of times I've been to jail as an inmate.
1: The number of times I've been detained and handcuffed.
2: The number of college degrees I hold.
3: The number of different ways I've been able to sneak into Disneyland at no cost, and without permission.
4: The number of Rose Bowls I have attended.
5: The number of days I spent in kindergarten.
Lawyers get out of everything, Combine those together and I bet you got Cuffed in Kindergaden while trying to sneak into disney world.
Posted by: Reid | February 08, 2005 at 16:49