Monday, Monday, Monday. Oh, and Valentine's Day. There is no good TV on tonight, but who cares? You are going out to dinner, right? If you aren't, here is an abbreviated list of videos to see instead of what's on your tube tonight:
1. On your Mondays, when your boss yells at you, I'll bet you don't have the power to destroy his car in an instant. Some other employees are more fortunate.
2. That last one made you want to applaud, maybe? Well, I'll bet you can't applaud with your legs, like this lady can.
3. Some people really, really want to be like Rocky Balboa.
4. Who ordered room service? A romantic comedy that might change today.
5. Watch a guy do The Arkansas Stupid.
And now a word from our sponsor, Ikea. Washing the dishes.
And our other sponsor, a beer maker. The beer bitch.
6. Some elevators are safer than others.
7. This is quite a collection of painful looking stunts. I'm half-certain they use dummies.
8. The live action Counterstrike.
9. This week's skater who finds out that head injuries really hurt.
10. And finally, for the lovers out there, Gorilla Mask has a link with that scene from The OC where the two hot chicks make out on the beach. So romantic.... And yet there you are, sitting in front of your computer screen, thinking, "I never see hot chicks on the beach locking lips in the OC."
Well, you are just looking at the wrong beach.
One of my favorite beaches in the OC was Aliso Beach. I don't go there anymore. Nowadays, I never go to the beach anywhere except out-of-town vacation spots and the beach house.** But back in the day, it was perfect.
It had clean white sand. It had showers. It had clean bathrooms. It had a snack bar. It had a pier. It had a steep slope south of the pier, suitable for swimming and skimboarding. It had a shallow slope north of the pier, suitable for surfing, bodyboarding or bodysurfing. Parking was right next to the sand. Off shore, there was good scuba diving. It had rocks to the south with tidepools at low tide. Oh, and if you walked across those rocks to the other side, it was gay day at the gay beach. Girls kissing on the beach? There were so many of them it got old after a couple of minutes. You had to look past a sea of speedos, though, so I didn't go a second time.
**Yes, I have regular access to a beach house. No, I don't actually own it.
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