Admittedly, there is a lot of rain hitting us here in the southland this week. But today, there were just a few showers before the big three-inch storm was supposed to hit tonight. Sandra Dee and John Raitt died today. President Bush is visiting Europe.
But here, the big, big, big story is: Holy Frijole! We are getting rain! Seriously, people, it's going to be water -- falling from the sky! All night, maybe! You better check the Dopplar Radar 7000 and plan your lives accordingly. Because we are getting rain.
Meanwhile, in Florida, they laugh their asses off at us; in New York, they are doubling over; and Wisconsin people are squirting milk out their noses, because the California people are ascared of the rain....
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