First, you need a non-obvious vessel. A bottle of water will not do, because they may confiscate unsealed water bottles. You need something that the cruise line would expect people to pack without buying a new one for the trip. I would recommend mouthwash. Cepacol is a good one.
Next, you need to rid yourself of the mouthwash. After all, you're not a hobo. You don't drink mouthwash.
Rinse the bottle out, of course, or your screwdriver or rum and coke will taste like mouthwash. And, as we mentioned above, you are not a hobo, so you aren't used to getting drunk off personal hygiene products.
Next, pour clear liquor into the mouthwash bottle. I opted, in this case, for Bacardi Rum. It was a good fit. Any clear liquor will work, though. Gin, vodka, everclear; it's all good.
Now you will need to make your liquor look like Cepacol. Yellow food coloring will do the trick.
Eight drops and some mild shaking later, you have a yellow bottle of Cepacol-looking Bacardi.
Slip it into the checked luggage with the "other" toiletries. In cruise ship dollars, that's about $150 worth of drinks. Your cost? About $15, including the price of the mouthwash that you can use later to kill the germs that can cause bad breath.
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Posted by: 2013人気のバッグ、財布、ポーチ商品が激安限定セール開催中! | October 13, 2013 at 20:17
I've never heard of this mouthwash before, but I can tell that you've put a fair amount of thought into this. You must be a high-class functioning alcoholic instead of a hobo drunkard.
Posted by: Rico Angeletti | October 20, 2011 at 02:21
Heyyyooo it's Good time Charlie here! One of the most exciting things to do to prepare for a cruise is planning on how to sneak alcohol in! hehe Just check out this fool proof product for a few bucks. Covert Caps
Posted by: Goodtime Charlie | March 16, 2011 at 08:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CITODIXUMWE
Posted by: Derek | October 17, 2010 at 17:12
heres the video that shows you how
Posted by: Derek | October 17, 2010 at 17:10
Just use Camo caps www.camocaps.net The cruise lines let you bring bottled water as long as it's sealed and the camo caps reseal the bottles.
Posted by: Derek | October 17, 2010 at 16:56
bahaha - you're the devil. :)
Posted by: website design | May 21, 2010 at 20:58
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Posted by: buy viagra | April 13, 2010 at 09:26
"I enjoy a drink as well as the next person..........however.......
Quite honestly, If you need a drink that bad, to go to all that nonsense..you have a big drinking problem."
You're a Dipshit. This is just a fun way to beat the cruise ship system of $10.00 mixed drinks.
Posted by: NOT Arthur K.Kittelsen | April 02, 2010 at 09:02
I enjoy a drink as well as the next person..........however.......
Quite honestly, If you need a drink that bad, to go to all that nonsense..you have a big drinking problem.
Posted by: Arthur K.Kittelsen | April 02, 2010 at 04:03
Just a comment to let people know something that might be helpful in their endeavor to get liquor on a cruise ship. Carnival allows each person to carry on 750ml of wine or champayne in your carry on. You can confirm this by going to their website and looking under FAQ
Posted by: JC | March 20, 2010 at 07:31
I'm going to pack some extra large capacity adult diapers to take on shore excursions. They probably hold at least a pint. Then I can squeeze them out to make my own special blend of cocktails in the cabin. What will they taste like? Depends, I guess.
Posted by: Louis Cipher | October 28, 2009 at 22:55
correction to my last post. It was checked baggage, not carry on.
Posted by: Chris Neville | September 11, 2009 at 23:49
A few years ago, I went on a NCL cruise in Hawaii. I put a bottle of Vodka, and a bottle of Rum in my carry on. Next thing I knew, I, and many others got letters under our doors to report to security. They found the liquor and impounded the rum, giving it back at the end of the cruise. Since the Vodka had been opened, they poured it out.
At the first port of call, I went off the ship and as it was a hot day, I had a bottle of water in my shorts pocket. They were deep pockets so the bottle was unseen. As the bottle was plastic, the metal detector on board did not pick up the bottle in my pocket. I then got back off, bottle a pint of vodka, and found a public restroom. I then poured the vodka into the water bottle, and walked back onboard. The metal detectors did not pick up on the water bottle, and nobody was ever the wiser.
Posted by: Chris Neville | September 11, 2009 at 23:48
No they are not. I used this method during spring break.
Posted by: The Savvy Drunk | April 24, 2009 at 14:18
Do you guys REALLY think that Cruise ship operators are so dumb they won't read this stuff? They probably didn't think of it before, but the DO KNOW now! When planning a coup you don't send the enemy your tactics! The enemy reads web mail too you dills! By now they are looking at every bottle. Thanks!
Posted by: Chris | April 23, 2009 at 15:14
WTF. youtube bruggam, has some spelling issues. special ed? or too much to drink?
Posted by: eywmm0 | December 16, 2008 at 14:01
im defently going to try this....i am going on a cruise sept 1st
and i defently want to bring my own alcohal.
but i really think that just getting tons of those little bottles and putting some in your firiends bag and then some in another friends bag and so on.
but then again i think the mouth wash container would defently be way more alcohal
i think i will make like 5 of them and put one in each of there check in luggage
or should it be the carry on?
Posted by: tammy | July 24, 2008 at 11:39
I plan to use my beernoculars this July?
Posted by: | June 05, 2008 at 11:44
You should pour the mouthwash into the Bacardi bottle and keep that on your bathroom counter
Posted by: chatter | June 03, 2008 at 15:35
But please remember to order from the bar once in a while, so I don't starve.
Posted by: Your Bartender Isaac | February 21, 2008 at 11:29
Makes no fucking sense whatsoever
Posted by: | November 17, 2007 at 19:39
Smuggeling is ileagal unoficial unoficial transport sounds more leagal, selling drugs are iligal however finding it, and charging for the service is not, colecting goods outside teratoria waters is considert inport, however finding it with in such is not inport ,
working with in the law is not eleagal, however the law is incosistend contradictory and unles proven inecend you are guilty of breaces acused of such what ever it might be. even if you know how to inport in a lead lined finished product and you are suspect they just send it back to sender , like my balack perls at that time, you can not win with athority who are acting criminally themselfs abouve the law, and there rules are not yours , therfore making a leagal debate infallit, in the court of llaw, this would than be a bad investmend, So my segestion is work as they do , cosider them as the gulty until proven inecent, pace altimaidem upon such , and cosider there responce , by baiting such, you will find there intel is not so unpredictable, and by such you can actualy let them do the work for you, for exampe et them inport it for you . just make it interesting for such, hope this is enough to educate for you I ony sell the units IP youtube bruggem this is to combat iligal acting by those who are in athority ,
Posted by: youtube bruggem | November 17, 2007 at 16:17
see how pros do it, I only sell the units , you tube bruggem
Posted by: youtube bruggam | November 17, 2007 at 15:56
Freedom is more important than security
Posted by: dwarf | October 20, 2007 at 08:34
wtf?
Posted by: | October 06, 2007 at 14:38
The quality of education is, is not lower than 15 years ago
Posted by: john | October 05, 2007 at 17:30
You can kick it up a notch by buying shrink plastic from a craft store, and cutting a band that fits around the neck. You blow dry it, the plastic shrinks and looks like it's still sealed!
Posted by: Robert Foerster | October 03, 2007 at 08:39
Good for you!
Someone told me that usually the people scanning baggage for bombs etc., are not the people who care if you have booze, they are just security....
Some people say it's easy to put it in your carry on?
Posted by: Robert Foerster | October 03, 2007 at 08:37
The U.S.-Mexican border fence works, doesn't work
Posted by: John | October 01, 2007 at 21:56
sweeet im goin 2 qld on a skool trip dis should be uefull
Posted by: nicko | June 23, 2007 at 08:33
I was gonna use a peroxide bottle ,maybe mouthwash would be better,afterall it would hold moocho more. thanks for the info.Hope the cruise line does'nt see this info on line.
Posted by: queeny | January 20, 2007 at 06:36
fuck that ... i wasnt aware that you cant bring yer own onto cruise ship ... who would wanty to take a cruise anyway. being captive on a raft and paying a fortune for a drink ... no thanks
Posted by: | December 15, 2006 at 13:59
Hahahah THANK YOU!
Posted by: T-DIRT | November 10, 2006 at 14:11
It worked!
Posted by: | October 23, 2006 at 13:59
Ha! I saw this link on cruise critic. Since Royal Carib stopped letting people take booze back to their cabins in August, I'm going to have to try this.
Posted by: baron | October 02, 2005 at 17:34
I'm gonna do it, thanx for the great advice.
Posted by: Big A | April 22, 2005 at 14:14
Damn good. I'm going to try it. I'll check back with the results. Cruise departs tomarrow
Posted by: A.J. | March 23, 2005 at 18:35
You're wicked good!!!
Posted by: Kat | March 19, 2005 at 13:24
uhhh, errrr, it wasn't for me. It was for a friend!
Posted by: lexicon | March 19, 2005 at 10:04
What happened to Cepacol4?
Posted by: John | March 19, 2005 at 07:02
how sad are you? Do you really need to go this far?
Posted by: Marty | March 19, 2005 at 03:04
Ah...I was wondering just last week how to do this. Thanks for the tip! ;)
Posted by: Retro Girl | March 18, 2005 at 21:20