Stuff To Do Online (36)

Another list of stuff I've seen in the past week or so.

First, some interesting blog posts to read:

Tian catches a tow truck driver screwing up.
Cranky Greg notes that the Florida animal cruelty laws would prevent a dog owner from doing what Michael did to Terri.
Obsidian Wings wonders why Ward Churchill's resume fraud isn't bothering anyone.
Telescreen notices that the heads of state of the world's two smallest countries died within a few days of each other.

You can take quizzes or tests:

Draw a pig and find out all about yourself.
Take the state quiz.
Which religion should you join?
Pick an IQ test. Any IQ test.

You can watch amazing or amusing videos:

The cameraman just keeps on rolling as this crazy guy goes crazy.
These robbers are ready to kill, but can't shoot worth a damn.
In NASCAR crashes, the general rule is that the worse it looks, the better it is.
"Dumping your girlfriend" can be just an expression, or not.
(No, she didn't die. See the "after" pictures here.)

You can play games:

Alcohol & Ammo.
Finger/monitor twister.
The kitten launcher - I sent one 554 feet.
Help Kobe get his freak on.

You can see or do strange or interesting stuff:

Wanna see a snake eating a kangeroo whole?
What time is it? Ask the human clock.
Disneyland, reproduced with legos.
Transparent computer screens.

You can learn something new:

What do you get when you cross Google maps with Craigslist?
What is the worst movie of all time?
Thirteen things that just don't make sense.
You can now use DNA evidence to confirm your Indian heritage. Bet me that Ward Churchill won't be a customer.

You can buy strange or wonderful things:

An autographed portrait of the Pope, just $5,000.
A mystery box. Not the contents, the box. Approaching $2,000.
Send someone a fecal gram.
Advertising space on some dudes breast implants, apparently with a reserve in excess of $300,000.

You can sit and wonder what these people were thinking:

Check out the passed out wookies.
People who want to be like Terri Schiavo without actually starving to death.
People who look for gang hand signs flashed by members of Lucifer's gang.
Guns, pacifiers, they're pretty much the same thing, right?

You can puzzle over why these twins were not raised together:

The new bride of Prince Charles and this here horse.
Author Tom Clancy and comedian Drew Carey.
Cole Ford and Charles Manson.

You can check out a place far, far away via web cam:

The Mammoth Hot Springs webcam.
The M/S Oceana, currently headed for Southampton.
Seward, Alaska, looking toward the port.
Even Fenway Park has a webcam.

You check out some weird news photos:

Even after many years, I still sometimes chuckle when I see this sign.
A sunset during a partial eclipse looks worth seeing.
This ray looks almost human.
Someone is going to photoshop this victory bottle shot.
The ball has more colors than Dennis Rodman's hair. Go figure.

Finally, you can read a good bullshit story:

I hope this is bullshit: hooker college.
Bush shitcans the shuttle program.
Cops shoot and kill man mistaken for velociraptor.
Kid uses margarine to abuse his own self. Imperial Margarine hires him as spokesman, figuring he's no worse than that Dell dude.

Vini, vidi, posti.

[This was initially posted Saturday night, but Six Apart ate it, methinks.]

Comments

[lex icon]

Thanks. Got it fixed.

[Don]

You linked the ray photo twice, both as the ray reference and as the sunset reference directly above it.