Another list of stuff I've seen in the past week or so.
As I used to, I bring you some monkey stuff:
Like Monkey Heaven, the site devoted to a really weak Japanese TV show.
Some of the best results from random monkeys on keyboards making Shakespeare.
I went to Miami three times in three years and I never made it to Monkey Jungle.
All you ever wanted to know about the Scopes Monkey Trial.
First, some interesting blogs to read:
Tom McMahon asks: "Why do we still have no 9/11 movies from Hollywood?"
Beldar reports from the trenches.
Outhouse rag posits what America's ideal president would look like.
Reid poses an idea about what the ten commandments would sound like if handed down in Minnesota, doncha know.
You can take quizzes or tests:
We know you are a killer. What remains to be decided is what kind of killer you are.
What country are you? I'm Thailand. (No jokes about teen sex tours, please.)
Are you cool? This test suggests you are not.
Do you really know your 80s music?
You can watch amazing or amusing videos:
Watch this person prove that he or she spends way too much time playing this video game.
We could save a lot of fuel if every Hummer driver did this.
Have you been on Rock n Roller Coaster at Disney/MGM? It's like this.
This guy must have been a bird in a previous life.
You can play games:
Runner. This is my favorite find in a long time.
Hide the hotties.
Dive for pearls.
Jurassic Putt.
You can see or do strange or interesting stuff:
Your local snowplow guy can't hold a candle to the guy who plows this road.
Wanna see the Pope's nipples?
Spamusement -- cartoons inspired by spam headers.
Even weirder cartoons.
You can learn something new:
Where is that area code located?
How to maximize your income, if you are a stripper.
How to noodle for fish.
Mrs. Fix-It can teach you almost anything.
You can buy strange or wonderful things:
Swimwear appropriate for your daughter.
Admit it. You want this hovercraft.
Very cool spy cigarette lighter camera.
Sushi pillows.
You can sit and wonder what these people were thinking:
Goatboy's personal ad.
Nigerian's walking their "dogs."
Creative ways to break the bad news to the newly orphaned.
If I was this dorky, I'd never let anyone take my picture, much less put it on the web.
You can check out a place far, far away via web cam:
When I go to London next year, catch me waving from Trafalgar Square.
I want to winter in St. Moritz, ski, shop and eat cheese fondues.
Some elephant watering hole in Africa.
The Hong Kong webcam.
You check out some weird news photos:
This lemur might be the ugliest mammal ever known to man.
If you accidentally offered something "when pigs swim," rather than "when pigs fly, you are hosed.
J. Alfred Prufrock would love this Panda, etherized upon a table.
That Noni juice that those MLM freaks sell to cure everything from warts to cancer comes from this thing.
Finally, you can read a good bullshit story:
The "little Yosemite" known as Hetch Hetchy features backpacking bears.
Dubya accused of child molestation.
IRS to start taxing sex instead of money. Bill Gates celebrates.
Disappointed Pope reports that heaven is less fancy than the Vatican.
It all sounds like bullshit, but if someone took the time to write it down, it has to be true, right?
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