If you still didn't get your mom anything good, you might want to try some of these gift ideas, but remember, last minute gifts aren't always the best:
1. If mom likes to cook, the apron of flesh might be a winner.
2. A nice new bird doll might be appreciated.
3. Only the richest children can afford the runaway bride on a piece of toast.
4. One John Paul II trading card just sold for $8,000. This limited edition 20-card set can be had for $11.95. And if she heard the first story, mom might think you spent $160,000 on the set.
5. If mom's mailbox has been used for mailbox baseball recently, a skunk-oil mailbox might be of some use to her.
6. If mom needs a new purse, and her cat is already dead, this could be nice.
7. If mom has been complaining about those new red light cameras on her way to work, this might be just the ticket.
8. If mom thinks her house sucks, you can buy her this pneumatic elevator and it really will!
9. Mom can record almost anything and plug it into this motion detector. My mom would have liked to stick this outside the bathroom with a little "Did you remember to put the seat down?" recording.
10. And finally, if your mom has been investigated by child protective services too many times, she might really appreciate a FOYODFF sticker.
If you're already set for Mother's Day, it's never to soon to start thinking about Father's Day. For example, I don't know what in the world these things are, but I know that I want one. Hint, hint....
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