Stuff To Do Online (40)

Another list of stuff I've seen in the past week or two.

First, some interesting blogs to read:

This is an old-fashioned BBS, but it reads like a blog.
Marla Swoffer can be entertaining or serious.
Google has its own blog. The GoogleBlog.
The Plumbutt Chronicles is heading toward manifesto land, so I might never link to it again.

You can watch amazing or amusing videos:

Darth Vador pimps an idea for a movie.
A pretty funny scene from Scare Tactics.
Full Metal Classroom.
Nuke videos to a Doors soundtrack.

You can play games:

Kill the undead. Deanimator.
Draw stuff with 5-15 other artists at once. Crude penis etchings are inevitable.
Let's bowl!
Help the clowns. I refused.

You can see interesting stuff:

A redneck limo.
UFOs on google maps.
How to pretend you are stronger than you are.
The bronze age was sexier than historians thought.

You can learn something new:

How to pack efficiently for your next trip.
How to make living green graffiti.
How to calculate your criminal penalty for sneaking stuff onto planes.
How to start your own cult.

You can buy strange things:

Chunks of your favorite celebrity.
A digital camera hidden inside a pen.
"Christian panties."
And FemDefense, a defense against rape.

You can sit and wonder what these people were thinking:

The girl who looks the same in every photo.
The people who thought "let's cover the glacier with a sheet so it won't melt."
Ouchy the adult-themed clown. Clowns = Bad.
"Nolawyer.com," run by a disbarred Arizona lawyer who got busted cheating and breaking the rules, and then fled to Mexico where he peddles legal briefs to people who represent themselves in court.

You can puzzle over why these twins were not raised together:

Natalie Portman and Yul Brenner.
Mexican president Vicente Fox and actor James Garner.

You can check out a place far, far away via web cam:

Mallory Square, Key West, Florida.
Cruise terminal, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Tembe Elephant Park, South Africa.
Playa Vargas, on the Caribbean coast of Venezuela.

You can listen to the radio in some other city:

Newport Beach alternative radio, Indie 103.
Tennessee talkradio WLAC 1510.
BBC London 94.9.
Choose from 25 cities in the CBC network.

You can check out some weird news photos:

A lady who breast fed tiger cubs until they died of malnutrition.
The "see no evil" monkeys, maybe.
Mr. Britney Spears picking his ass.
With all his money, this is as hot a chick as Michael Jackson could get.

Finally, you can read a good bullshit story:

Saddam signs with Calvin Klein.
Dollar bracelets sold to draw attention to the folks trying to rid us of dollar bracelets.
Waiter uses customer compliments to pay bills.
A modest proposal to rid the world of gays.

Actually, I'm only kinda sorta sure that last one was fake.

Comments

[Marla]

Hey, thanks! If I get anyone needing legal help, I'll be sure to refer them your way ;) ...Seriously, though I appreciate the link and I'll have to explore your blog when I get a chance. (I just realized that I lived up to your description of my blog with what I just commented!)

[Retro Girl]

I've always dreamed of starting my own cult. Thanks for providing the link. Now I'll be able to get on it right away.