Face it. You can't drink beer and eat hot dogs and shoot fireworks all day. You have to at least check your email once or twice, right? Here are some links to help you goof off while you do.
First, some interesting blogs to read:
Lindsay Lohan's emaciation proclamation.
RetroGirl Tina Bacon has just created her 36th or 45th blog, or thereabouts.
Waxy.
Steve Silver lists the best movie settings from each state.
You can take quizzes or tests:
Are you screwed?
How sinful are you?
Can you tell the "O" face from other faces?
How well were you paying attention this week?
You can watch amazing or amusing videos:
Blind Date sets a guy up with a crack whore.
Dertien, dertien, dertien....
This cannot be real, but it looks fun to me, as I scope out the tiny chop in O'Side.
The Spanish know how to deal with hostage takers. First, you give them that motorcycle they demanded. Then....
You can play games:
Not a great game, but can you avoid yawning?
Sherlock's crime scene game.
In this game, you are the pink bear, you sick bastard.
Kung-Fu.
You can see or do strange or interesting stuff:
Airless tires, coming soon from Michelin.
Rotated website.
Go sightseeing with Google Maps.
There is a point to this. I didn't get it.
You can learn something new:
Track the hurricanes from last season and find out what they expect in 2005.
How to get upgraded to first class.
You know you're a pothead when....
Wacky Uses - the list of common products and their "other" uses.
You can buy strange or wonderful things:
All those people travel this week, and next week, NTSA will be all over eBay.
In a crowd this weekend, you might want this special glass to avoid GHB droppers.
A shirt that boasts of your charitable giving, to, you know, Charity.
For my neighbors at the beach, a shirt that says "It's not a crack house. It's a crack home."
You can sit and wonder what these people were thinking:
Peep research. For cryin' out loud people, just eat those buggers.
Someone spent a long time making this custom Michael Jackson costume.
Another person spent a long time creating the prime number sh!tting bear.
This is the place for you, if you are one of those people who sit around wondering, "What would Pat Sajak think about these important political issues?"
You can join Americans at some top western travel destinations for the 4th:
The beach at San Diego.
San Francisco.
The Colorado River.
The Vegas strip.
and Hawaii.
You can listen to the radio in some other city:
Radio 2GB, Sydney's #1 radio station.
91.1 FM WSMU, New England's alternative to commercial radio.
Miami's 103.5 The Beat.
630 CHED in Edmonton.
You can check out some weird news photos:
Blood in the streets of NYC on 9-11.
The CHP's new bad ass ride.
I once caught a fish this big.
This is a world record for the highest formal dinner party. Not counting Courtney Love's basement parties.
Finally, you can read a good bullshit story:
Sweden legalizes looking up skirts.
Gay flag burning amendment appears ready for passage.
Vatican tightens nocturnal emissions standards.
Charles Lindbergh to be new spokesman for Viagra.
Oh, and Happy Independence Day from the Trojans. I don't know what the hat and shirt are all about, though.
Ha Ha. Very funny. It's the 4th over a period of what--3 years? That's not so bad is it?
Thanks for the mention. :D
Posted by: Tina B. | July 04, 2005 at 10:16