Apparently, Leif Garrett was arrested last weekend for jumping a subway fare and having drugs in his possession. Garrett was one of those Tiger Beat cover boys that wore girl's haircuts in the 70s and sang crappy songs that most of the girls I had crushes on seemed to like, so I pretended that I didn't think he sucked until the girl rejected me, whereupon I would say something like "Oh, and your boyfriend Leif Garrett is a fag." It never got me very far with the ladies, but it felt good at the time. I now realize how foolish I was to say such things. It would have been far more clever to claim that Garrett was a lesbian.
Anyhow, Garrett is no longer fooling teenage girls into thinking he is cool, and he has turned to a life of crime, allegedly. When he pled not guilty yesterday to a variety of charges, the newspapers suddenly remembered him and put him back in the headlines for a day. One headline said "Former teen idol arrested for drug possession. May face treatment."
I saw the picture. If I was Leif Garrett, and I read that headline, I would say "Face treatment? I'd love some face treatment. I could definitely use some face treatment. Thank you."
But I don't think he'll say that.
he looks like an even more butch lesbian here
Posted by: | November 14, 2007 at 00:08