Today, after it became apparent that the governor would not be pardoning Paris Hilton, the trust fund baby/bad porn actress/bad singer/hook-nosed flat chested model released a statement begrudgingly admitting that she is not above the law. "I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation," Hilton said in a statement released today by her new attorney, "I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse." Not that anyone believes that she means it.
P.S. Welcome AOL readers. I haven't quite figured out exactly where all the clicks are coming from, but I'm getting about 500 page views an hour right now, and most of them have AOL as their source.
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