My favorite thing about Jim Rome's "Jungle" is when callers try to "gloss" themselves and get the buzzer. If you have to coin your own nickname, you have no nickname. If you want to coin your own nickname, you have no life.
I saw a funny name the other day: Merle Effing. If my last name was Effing, I would want to spend my life accumulating wealth so that I could donate it and have things named after me. I would want kids in my town to read books at the Effing Library, go to classes at the Effing School and play ball on the Effing Field.
I haven't been to Las Vegas in a long, long time. I might get to go soon. And by "get to go" I really mean "must go." I don't know for sure that I won't melt at 123 degrees, but unless I settle the Vegas case immediately, I'll know for sure soon.
If you go a couple of blocks from the freeway, you can actually save as much as 27 cents a gallon.
My favorite desert roads are: (i) Shinarump Road, (ii) Holy Moses Wash and (iii) Zzyzx Road.
Isn't it strange how sunshine + rain makes a rainbow, but sunshine + snow does not.
It used to be called "Experts Exchange", a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views. However, they appear to have given up their original web address: http://www.expertsexchange.com/ You can understand the confusion.
In-n-Out french fries are great, but only if you eat them with five minutes.
I still haven't heard a good explanation for why God would mistakenly tell His chosen people that there are good and moral ways of owning and treating slaves. Exodus 21:7.
If I was to discriminate against Mexicans, I'd inadvertently discriminate against Greeks and Italians, too. Half of those guys look as Mexican as the Mexicans I know.
Question was posed to me in one of those "are you really a Christian?" emails. Why is it so hard to tell the truth, but yet so easy to tell a lie? The answer was pretty obvious: Because the truth often involves admitting things that we do not want others to know. Duh.
Ethnic cleansing sounds way nicer than it really is.
I am not a big fan of George W. Bush, but I dislike his most outspoken critics at least as much.
And for you conspiracy nuts: if our government couldn't figure out how to plant a few weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, what makes you think they could have orchestrated 9/11?
It's like the old "you should know better" coming on the heels of "you dummy" or "men are so stupid." Yeah, so, if we're stupid, and you know we're stupid, why do you expect us to know any better? Don't bother to try explaining it to me. I'm a man. We're stupid.
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