I'm going to New York. In 2012, for the USC - Syracuse game. I'm going to Boston in 2014 for the BC game. Woo-hoo!
USC's incredible recruiting class this year might be dividens immediately. Joe McKnight and Ronald Johnson are looking good in early practices, and Everson Griffin is acting and playing like an upperclassman, according to several news reports.
This looks like it might be a good year for road trips to Lincoln, South Bend and Berkeley.
Grown men should not hold hands in public unless they are dating each other. That goes for football players before the coin toss, too.
Straight guys should not hang cherries and a stem from their rearview mirror.
As long as they are in love, characters in the movies are so nonchalant about getting soaked from head to toe in the rain. I've never lusted so heartily that I can't wait until we are in from the pouring rain, or at least under an umbrella, before snagging that kiss.
I'll bet websurfers who were looking for Penis Land were bitterly disappointed to find Pen Island in its place at www.penisland.net.
I miss the days when Chihuahua's were always on TV saying "Yo Quiero Taco Bell," rather than always being on TV sticking their head out of some drunk or stoned celebrity's purse.
I have relatives who judge me for missing Mass sometimes on Sundays. They like to remind me that it's a mortal sin. They, by the way, fornicate and use contraception. But those mortal sins are less important than others, apparently.
What word means the opposite of "logic?" I need that one in my everyday vocabulary.
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