These were the January Demiblog links:
- Britney Spears Taken Away Again.
- There Will Be No White Male Presidential Nominee From The Democratic Party
- UK Teachers Don't Not to Say Mum and Dad, Because That Assumes They Aren't Gay Parents
- e-Harmony For Prisoners
- Old and Busted: Worrying About Photos With "Red-Eye". New Hotness: Worrying About Photos With "Black Eye".
- Best Cell Phone Pic of the Day
- Imam Begins Prayer at Statehouse by Asking Allah For Victory Over The Disbelievers
- From The "This Might Not End Well" File: Scholars Claim To Have Proof That Prior Drafts of Koran Predate Creation of Islam
- In Real Life, Ennis Dies Before Jack
- Freak on a Leash Denied Bus Ride by Driver Who Says "No Dogs Allowed."
- Satanists Steal Holy Water From Turin Church
- Saudi Arabia to Lifts Ban on Women Drivers: "Allowing women to drive will only bring sin," Say the Devout.
- Fed Cuts Interest Rate Three Quarters
- The Only Chargers in the Super Bowl Will be Ex-Chargers Junior Seau and Rodney Harrison
- Third Tynes Kick's a Charm. It's New England v. NYG
- Brother Can Spare a Dime. Houston Panhandler Found With $3,426.78.
- ACLU Assists Senator Craig, Arguing That You Have a Constitutional Right to Discreetly Shag in a Public Restroom
- Jesus Appears in Rock. Or a Sleestak Appears in Rock. You Decide.
- O.C. Surfer Wins Mavericks Surf Contest
- "Pulp Fiction" Screenwriter Roger Avary Arrested for Manslaughter & DUI
- What's the New PETA Priority? Making Sure That Alleged Cannibal Is Put on a Vegetarian Diet
- Viewers Yawn at the 2008 BCS Slate
- Michigan's Ryan Mallett to Transfer to UCLA.
- Convicted Dead Horse Rapist Gets Out And Turns Into a Dead Deer Rapist
- The Golden Globes Won't Be Televised
- Hot: Reuniting With Long Long Twin. Not: Finding Out She's Your Wife
- Pregnant Marine's Charred Remains Found
- R.I.P. Hillary
- Tiger Victims Search For Lawyer Ends With The Guy Whose Highest Profile Clients All Got Convicted.
- Shopping Center Bans Grandparents For Life Due to "Terrorist Act" of Photographing Their Grandchildren
- First Baby of the Year Named Leai. Brothers Lucas and Anakin are Excited.
- Man Found Shot to Death at Glendale-Forest Lawn. Police Worried They May Find More Bodies.
- Rose Parade Protest Is a Dud
- If You Were Obeying God Because Of The Predicted 2007 Apocalypse, You Can Go Back To Sinning Now
- Family Sees Virgin Mary On Living Room Wall. In Related News, The Virgin Mary Is Now Faceless and Featureless
- USC Destroys Illinois in Rose Bowl
- No Hannah Montana Tickets For Essay Writer Whose Daddy Didn't Really Die in Iraq
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