Sometimes, when I take a cruise, I feel left out because I'm not a friend of Dorothy or Bill W. I'll never be a friend of either person, not that there's anything wrong with that.
The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor. I remember it well, but have not tasted it in many years.
Why is white zin considered a girly drink? Google the phrase "white zinfandel is great." You only get three hits. I like the stuff. It's cheap. It tastes good. It's always in stock. It can't be just women and gay men buying it.
Cherries dangling from a rear view mirror look stupid. Is it some sort of gay symbol, like ancient Christians and fish? Because I can't imagine a straight guy dangling cherries from his rearview mirror.
I would never eat potatoes at a restaurant that sells rocky mountain oysters or anything else made from testicles. I'd been to suspicious that someone was trying to trick me into eating balls.
My favorite beach in Southern California is Oceanside, but if I was not a straight guy, my favorite would be Aliso Viejo.
What is the opposite of attention deficit disorder? Obsessive-compulsive disorder is pretty close. Whatever it is, it should called attention surplus disorder.
Vicodin makes me suspicious and almost paranoid. My waitress recently began her introduction by saying "Hi," then pausing for a long while and looking down toward her name tag. "...I'm Janet. I'll be your waitress." And for a moment I thought, "Sure you are, 'Janet.' I saw you look at that name tag.
If aliens ever come to visit the Earth, I will never for a moment assume that they are friendly. Any species evolving on another planet such that they can navigate a galaxy must have become so by brutally dominating all other life on their home planet. Why would I assume they stopped here for any reason other than piracy?
Did you ever read Malachi 1:1-3? God hated Esau. Poor Esau. If God hates you, what chance do you have? I think that the passage says more about God than it does about Esau, however.
Why does God value faith?
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