Lord Stanley's Cup isn't what it used to be. Kamryn Cooper, the insult comic daughter of Detroit Red Wing Kris Cooper thinks that the Stanley Cup is all right. It's okay. For her to poop on.
Teddy Dupay started the new millenium as a key player on a Final Four team. By 2006, he was a telemarketer. Now, he's just a rapist. Allegedly.
In the U.K., they are now taking such extreme measure to avoid children developing racist tendencies that teachers are being instructed to note when children say negative things ("Yuk!") about ethnic foods. One can only wonder how severely punished a self-loathing racist Pakistani child would be if he rejected the spicy taste of curry.
Davon Jefferson should have stayed at USC another year. Someone must have told him that he would be a first round pick, or he would have been a fool to leave school early, but whoever gave him that advice was clueless. He went undrafted and caught on with the Lakers' summer league team, where it looks like he is about last on the depth chart - one of the eight benchriders, playing behind eleven guys who make it onto the exhibition game floor.
Cindy McCain was a USC cheerleader, but her old fart of a husband likes to call the her alma mater the University of Spoiled Children. Screw John McCain. Fight on!
The richest 1% of tax filers pay more than 40% of the income tax burden. The top 50% account for 97% of all federal income taxes, while the bottom 50% contribute just 3%. Barack Obama is eager to fix that by increasing the burden at the top, and getting that 3% for his constituency down to a more manageable number. Screw Barack Obama.
Barack Obama apparently talks down to black people. WWJD? That is, what would Jesse Jackson do? He'd like to "cut off his nuts." Isn't it about time for that man to stop calling himself Reverend?
Political pettiness has reached a new all-time low with the people of San Francisco putting a measure on their next ballot to rename a sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush. The Iranian press digs it. They dig it even more than they dug their own nation's recent missile test, in which only three of four missiles launched, prompting them to photoshop their pictures of the test.
This election doesn't just feature the first black presidential candidate for a major party. It also features the first black woman presendential candidate from a major party. The key word in that sentence was "from." Former Democratic Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney is batshiat crazy, and no longer a Democrat. But she's your Green Party nominee. Somehow, I can't picture her getting as many votes as Nader got in 2000.
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