Some questions running through my head.
Why does anyone care about Sarah Palin trying to get her sister's ex-husband fired from his job as an Alaskan state trooper? The dude was found guilty of "a significant pattern of judgment failures," including using a Taser on his 10-year-old stepson and drinking beer while operating a state trooper vehicle. How can it possibly be improper to suggest firing a guy who tasers his stepson?
The NFL season is underway, and some people are picking the Dallas Cowboys to win it all. Why? I'm dubious. Since the last time Dallas won even one playoff game (in 1996) 24 different NFL teams have won at least one postseason game. That's like, a lot.
You know what you almost never see a door-to-door salesman selling? Doors. Why? I'll bet it's because all of his customers already have one.
Who thought that Conexant would make a good company name? They should have keep Globespan. I think Conexant sounds like the condition of being afflicted by a sexually transmitted disease. Watch out for that one, son, she looks like she might be conexant.
Does anyone other than his mom seriously think it possible that Scott Peterson didn't do it?
Why are only some murders characterized as senseless? I hate it when people call someone's murder a senseless killing. It's as if they are saying that some other murders made perfect sense.
Why is it that God will forgive murder, rape, theft, destruction, and almost any other sin, but will not stand for someone getting confused and worshipping the wrong god?
How many calories are in a sniff of snot? Maybe that's why fat, snot-nosed kids are so fat.
Why was God so into collecting foreskins during the millenium before Jesus was born, and why doesn't he seem to care about them anymore?
Do they still make ripper wallets?
Hillary Clinton got paid $8 million for her memoirs. Bill Clinton is reportedly getting $12 million for his. Why would anyone paid $20 million for the memoirs of two people have sworn so many times, under oath, that they can't remember a damn thing?
Why are hybrid engines measured with horsepower? They're hybrids. They should be measured in mulepower. But not asspower. That's what runs Air Force One.
No further questions.
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