O.J. Did It!

Happy 13th anniversary, O.J., of your acquittal for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. To celebrate, we let the jurors in your current kidnapping and robbery trial deliberate late into the evening. To everyone's joy, they returned a verdict before midnight. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Multiple serious felonies. O.J. Simpson is a convicted felon. He is in custody. Unless his conviction is reversed on appeal, he might live the rest of his life in prison.

Justice delayed is justice denied, but it's better than no justice at all.