Cruzan Rum Admits Nobody Ever Finishes a Shot of Their Crappy Rum

Any real rum drinker can tell you why this billboard is so true. It's because if you pour a glass of this crap, and someone tastes it, the remaining half of a glass will just sit there while the drinker throws back some better quality rum, like Appleton Estate, Captain Morgan or Don Q. You only drink Cruzan if it's the only thing available, and the liquor stores are all closed.