NBC, what in the world were you thinking? A variety show starring unfunny bitterman Rose O'Fat as your host? Was anyone surprised that this show would tank from the get-go?
A couple of drunken idiots at a ball game isn't that noteworthy. Them getting busy in the bathroom right after they meet is kind of funny. The last sentence of the middle paragraph of this story is priceless. Seriously, if you never click on my links, at least click this one.
When I saw the link to this headline about a girl who lived for four months without a heart, I thought for a moment that it might be about the bitch who dumped me right in the middle of law school exams. It wasn't.
Remember what it was like to be 8 years old. Remember the decisions you had to make back then? Play out front or out back? Atari or Intellivision? Math homework first, or history homework first? Play basketball or tag? Should I take the District Attorney's plea deal, or go to trial?
Charlie Weis announced after the USC game that he'd stick around until Thursday, doing a West Coast recruiting trip. Good luck with that. What's your pitch, Charlie? "Come to Notre Dame, where you'll arrive as the best football player we've had in three years."
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