I hate the show The Biggest Loser. Phil reminds me of Hank from King of the Hill, but with less hair. Host Alison is the most annoying host ever. She inserts dramatic pauses into absolutely everything. She uses so many dramatic pauses, Bill Shatner is probably watching this crap at home and saying "Damn, this bitch uses way too many dramatic pauses." Jillian Michaels is pretty cool, though. She should have played Sarah Connor in every Terminator show.
How creepy of a loser must you be to bid on this item: a polaroid picture of a porn star riding a pony when she was 11 years old. Whoever wins this auction should be put under police surveillance, because he's probably going to end up in a living room with Chris Hansen someday.
I think Sean Avery was a jackass for this quote, alluding primarily to a guy from the Calgary Flames dating his ex-girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert: "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight." But an indefinite ban from work seems like an overreaction to mere douchebaggery.
You should finish what you start, and promptly. Rabbi Gavriel Holtsberg, who was shot in his home by terrorists during the Mumbai attacks, had a book beside his bed entitled "How to protect yourself when terrorists come to your house." If this story doesn't turn out to be a hoax, it is an amazing cautionary tale, indeed.
Maybe, with terrorists now targeting plush touristy hotels in certain places, just maybe it really is smart to stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
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