San Diego Chargers owner Alex Spanos has announced that he is suffering from dementia. Chargers fans, of course, have known this since Spanos announced that he was hiring Norv Turner to replace a coach who led the Bolts to a 14-2 record in 2007.
If you are the sort of idiot to name your kids Bear and Sage, you might also be the sort of idiot who tells his 11-year-old daughter to walk home ten miles in below-freezing temperatures with her 12-year-old brother. And you might be charged with second-degree murder.
Ellie Nesler is dead. At the time she shot the man who molested he kid, I thought she was a hero. It turns out, she was not a good person. After serving her time, she was sent back to prison on drug charges, and her kid grew up to be a guy who stomps you to death if he thinks you might be taking some of his stuff. After she murdered the pedo, Daniel Driver, she declared, "I may not be God, but I tell you what, I'm the closest damn thing to it." In hindsight, I don't think she was all that close to God, and I doubt she's all that close to God now.
That crazy Santa who shot up and burned down the house where his ex-wife's family was celebrating Christmas apparently was planning to shoot up the ex-wife's lawyer next. That's another reason why I'm not that kind of lawyer.
Remember all those whackjobs who said they would move to Canada if Bush got elected, and the Republicans accused them of hating America? Well, some of them really did move to Canada, and they really did hate America, and now that Bush is leaving office, they're staying in America's hat.
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