There is only one possible reason why Disneyland would issue a press release denying that the reason they removed their Captain Jack Sparrow character from the park was because women kept flashing him — women must have been flashing him left and right. Kind of gives "Yo, Ho" a new meaning, doesn't it?
For some reason, all my friends who thought it utterly insane that a sitting governor could be considered qualified to serve as vice-president after just two years on the job now think that giving Caroline Kennedy the Senate seat from New York as an introduction to politics is a great idea.
How long is the ball actually in play in a typical, three-hour long, 60 minute football game? One guy measured and found a little over twelve minutes. If you TiVo the game and only watch the action, you'll spend more time fast-forwarding than watching the game.
Winner: man saves woman from attacker who tried to suffocate her. Loser: the dude was saving his prostitute girlfriend, who was banging johns in the next room for $100 a trick.
It turns out, Barack Obama might have been right. Perhaps 2008 will be looked back upon as the year we started to reverse the process of global warming.
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