If you were completely aghast and confused about NBA player Marko Jaric wedding and bedding supermodel Adrian Lima, this story will confound you even more:
Jaric was accused of sexual assault earlier this month.
Prosecutors will not be taking the case, possibly because you can't possibly convince 12 ordinary people to decide, beyond any reasonable doubt, that someone that ugly, with someone as beautiful as Lima at home, would waste his time tapping any other ass.
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