Top ten reasons why Laker games are better than animal rights protests:
10. It's socially acceptable to eat burgers and sushi at a Laker game.
9. Nobody accuses you of murder at a Laker game.
8. Women can wear anything they want to a Laker game.
7. There is no reason to fear someone called a "scalper" at a Laker game.
6. The Laker leaders don't euthanize most of their dogs and cats.
5. Most of the adults at a Laker game have jobs.
4. Something about leather balls.
3. The chicks are way hotter at Laker games.
2. Laker games only cause riots about 4 times per decade.
1. At a Laker game, the Spaniards keep their clothes on.
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