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Free Chiwaewa!

I love Craigslist's Free section, not only because I sometimes get free shit, but also because I see some of the dumbest stuff there. Usually, I am most amused by the (and I'm paraphrasing here) "Free heavy garbage of now value! Just haul away! Take all or none." ads. But sometimes, it's just the way something is phrased. Or spelled. Like this poor little girl, a mix between a Pug and a Chiwaewa/Chiwawa, who is being dumped by her owner of three years. Chiwawa?

I suppose it won't be as funny is she ends up in the pound, but for now, I laughed.

My New Toad, Patrick

Meet my new toad, Patrick. I named him after a guy I used to work for, who we all called "The Toad" when he wasn't there. I caught him recently. He wasn't hard to catch. In fact, it was so easy, I'm pretty sure he wanted me to catch him. So now I have a toad. But I don't know what kind of toad he is, so I'm not sure how to keep him, and what to feed him. Does anyone know what kind of toad this is?

Sharp looking dude, isn't he?